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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 13 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 42.3% chance of being approved.

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<gunning4u> hahaha
<gunning4u> will be worse when we have kids.
<jenn> ew
<gunning4u> you're supposed to humour me
<gunning4u> not dismiss it :(
<jenn> you have to do everything for a baby
<jenn> no way
<gunning4u> gives you an excuse to stay off work for a year!
<jenn> yes this is true
<jenn> and get load of money from the government
<gunning4u> and it gets me two weeks off, too
<gunning4u> so do it
<Militant> just keep having kids until you can't
<jenn> can we pretend to have a baby
<Militant> then have a 'tragic accident'
<gunning4u> lmao
<gunning4u> i wonder if you could realistically do that
<jenn> i'll fake pregnancy
<gunning4u> have a child every year for say 20 years
<gunning4u> and claim the maternity leave
<Militant> only with the most careful planning
<Militant> oh
<Militant> you mean without the homicide portion
<jenn> LOL
<gunning4u> lmao
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