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#309310* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nexus_alexis> Hey peoples
<nexus_alexis> Who here plays Minecraft?
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#309385* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Frostypants> Freeyorp: if you find a USB stick with my data, and there is GPL binaries on there, I would laugh like hell if you rang me up and demanded the source code for software you pulled off my drive that
you found in a restroom.
< Freeyorp> I think you may be technically obliged in that situation, but not a jury in the world would convict you. :) |
#309404* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nathan: it supports ISBN lookup so you can probably just put in the ISBN and it autocitates.
Nathan: for example, the ISBN of Lil B's takin' over is 9780976293132
Nathan: And I get this cool citation: McCartney, Brandon, and B, Lil' Takin' Over: By Imposing the Positive. [Montecito, CA]: Kele, 2009. Print.
Nathan: haha
Nathan: B, Lil'
Nathan: but that's how you would actually format that citation |
#309405* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sudo> well, this calls for a drink.
<Andrew> time for drink++
<articuno1au> Drink++;
<articuno1au> get it right
<articuno1au> that wouldn't compile
<articuno1au> _drink++;
<articuno1au> because private protected
<wctaiwan> access violation
<articuno1au> Nope
<articuno1au> my drink, you can all fuck off |
#309488* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Voratius> Smiling, I have a Red hardhat on Club Penguin
<Voratius> beat that
<SmilingDevil> I have a life. |
#309593* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
20:50 <@Maff> man I love my phone
20:50 < cITs> k
20:50 <@Maff> 17% battery left
20:50 <@Maff> after 1 day 15 hours
20:50 < cITs> stick it up your butt and let it vibrate
20:50 <@Maff> I tried that once before with a really old phone I didn't want
20:50 <@Maff> it was not that great |
#309630* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<znf> also, more weird is that we started from me working with credit cards (while I have a criminal record), then having sex in the spa, now we're troubleshooting font issues... |
#309710* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Madgod> So I was thinking of how swarthy Italians are.
<Madgod> Then I decided to google "swarthy italian"
<Madgod> Turns out this is a thing.
<Madgod> "Swarthy Italian face" is an example in the Collins dictionary definition for the term "swarthy" actually. |
#309713* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<axo> Im in the mission with a whole foods bag full of kale
<axo> i feel out of place, like a gentrifier
<bizzy> youre gonna get jacked
<bizzy> HEY ESE THAT BETTER BE CILANTRO |
#309735* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%barbeque> now kiss
<Sixtyfour215> Barbie, no, I'm about to get to bed
<Parzival_> Sixtyfour215 *porno music*
<Sixtyfour215> :I
<%barbeque> oh my :3 |
#309748* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@BBC> My face is dry as fuck.
<@BooBoo_KiTTiE> ^
-!- Kirsteh [~UPP@Rizon-57CC539D.zone12.bethere.co.uk] has joined #uk
-!- mode/#uk [+h Kirsteh] by NHS
* mazzle moisturises it
-!- Kirsteh [~UPP@You.are.your.choices] has left #uk []
< mazzle> I'm sorry Kirsteh had to see thatComment: Context
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#309780* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Taryn> really, the concept of a "gay agenda" is the most absurd thing ever.
<@Treeki> the gay agenda is a book
<@Treeki> LGBT people use it to write in the dates and times of which straight marriages they will destroy every day
<@Treeki> like an agenda, but it's GAY
<@YelseyKing> Treeki: How many straight marriages have you destroyed this week? =P
<@Treeki> five
<@YelseyKing> That's it? You're slipping. You used to be able to destroy at least seven by Thursday. =P |
#309856* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<workweaver> 99 backups on the wall...
<kg6jay> take one down, crash it around.. |
#309899* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@somasonic) I signed up for ramnode
(@somasonic) it looks good etc
(@somasonic) kinda wish their instant activation was instant tho
(@somasonic) as opposed to non-instant |
#309902* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Eric: I think my dog is a masochist
Eric: he helps me give him a time out when he bites, by voluntarily walking into his crate, which he rarely does otherwise |
#309912* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fatalnix> Oh emacs.. My favorite Operating system. If only you had a good editor! :)
<ogamita> Fatalnix: you can write your own editor in emacs. Some weren't satisfied with the default one, and wrote M-x viper.Comment: Write your own editor in Emacs!
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#309915* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* maous (~maous@AMarseille-256-1-238-59.w90-37.abo.wanadoo.fr) has joined #linuxfriends
* `WarpKat stabs maous
<`WarpKat> hah! now you're a DEADMaous!
* maous has quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
<`WarpKat> ...I'm good... =;) |
#309946* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@GeekDrew> fuck wells fargo. payment is due, and their system says my account information is invalid.
< Logos01> ' I refer to them as "The people that treat the words "urgent" and "critical" like a white trash wife on an episode of COPS." |
#309980 (1/149) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SickInterpol> you couldn't be farther from the truth. I put 16GB in a quad core machine and that shit ran fly, dog.
<AaronBallman> SickInterpol: I am not a canine, and I am sorry that you had flies running on your feces. |
#309982* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
theahindle: Somebody in our town put methadone in a toddlers bottle for them to drink, to keep them quiet
theahindle: The world we live in
theahindle: I just give mine brandy
jtreminio: much safer
theahindle: I test it first! I'm not an animal!
jtreminio: why not a weed cookie
theahindle: I'm not a fan of cookies
jtreminio: not for you
theahindle: Who would test them?
jtreminio: toddlers
theahindle: I'll ask the neighbours kids to test them first |
#310094* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nep> HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
<nep> LISTEN
<nep> I JUST POOPED A PERFECTLY STANDING PIECE OF POOP
<nep> PERFECTLY STANDING
<naosia> Welcome to #/g/sicp
<nep> LIKE 15cm YOU GUYS
<naosia> On-topic programming discussion
<nep> IT WAS INCREDIBLE
<naosia> lol
<nep> im sorry I told my brother and he told me im retarded
<nep> so I thought id tell you guys
<nep> it
<naosia> Heh.
<nep> was
<nep> incredible |
#310148* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@NWH> My neighbor has a very barky chihuahua, and sometimes she says actual words, like "bathroom".
<@NWH> Yes, I'm aware it was really "Bark! Grrrroooorrrr..." but it sounded a *lot* like bathroom. |
#310282* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> note: black coffee + empty stomach = potent laxative |
#310313* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bubuchan> well this is all pending i dont die tomorrow lol
<jrvc> You probably won't
<jrvc> Probably.
<bubuchan> :)
<bubuchan> i have to survive
<bubuchan> not for cutie music
<bubuchan> not for pens
<bubuchan> not for my students
<bubuchan> not for my waifu
<bubuchan> but for cheetos
<bubuchan> and the residue on your fingersComment: bubuchan is getting surgery and really likes American snacks.
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#310357* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aberius> I think that came to me when I had my arms curled around her :-))
<Diophantine> oh, arms curled around is how you say a hand in her knickers?
<Aberius> That was only for a while
<Aberius> BUT IT WAS AWESOME |
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