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#712 (2/333) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause
<Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack |
#805 (2/409) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for emulate PSX in a pentium 133? |
#845 (2/303) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ckx> kira looks like someone put a bag over her head and smashed her in the face with a monkey wrench |
#919 (2/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CanuckGod> I make my mustaches from eD's pubes
<HiroHiro> eD finally got pubes? |
#1175 (2/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Loser> i just got an idea
<Loser> i bet noone's done this before
<Loser> get like 100 guys to come into a bottle
<Loser> and then pay a chick to drink it
<AlmtyBob> Loser: um, that's what bukkake is all about
<ryo-ohki> I have videos to prove it.
<ryo-ohki> We're talking like a fucking clear saucer FULL of spooge
<ryo-ohki> Like, she could pour some cereal on it and still not have enough cereal to finish the jizz off. |
#1422 (2/274) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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#2279 (2/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BombScare> im fuckin done
<BombScare> bah..no high speed net = no streaming pr0n movies
<BombScare> gotta jerk off to memories then :( |
#2431 (2/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first job is to reach into your pocket and gimme money |
#2614 (2/363) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wild-> i like to play this game where i see how far i can stick my arm up someone's ass before their heart stops beating |
#2681 (2/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** CSGpunk (CSGpunk@dialup-67.25.73.97.Dial1.Raleigh1.Level3.net) has joined #winprog
<CSGpunk> anyone live in raleigh, nc and know where i can get drugs |
#2683 (2/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure |
#2705 (2/198) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(kap) damn im gassy tonight
(kap) too bad eSmell went out of buisness
(kap) i could punish you guys forever |
#2706 (2/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean:
(adm) SUX |
#2770 (2/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms |
#2962 (2/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[jstepka-w] it's not gay, there are several key nerve endings in your prostate |
#3160 (2/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spin0ut> devvie: Hey, it may be short, but it sure is skinny |
#3340 (2/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(koch): !need some help
(koch): !anyone in private please
(@Lynkx): koch: what the hell are you doing
(@dc): hes an idiot
(@Lynkx): !i want a vagina
(@Lynkx): shit
(@Lynkx): don`t werk |
#3579 (2/208) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Slant> The problem with having gone this long without whacking
<Slant> is that I have no quality pr0n in which to celebrate the occasion
<Slant> that now I can whack
<Slant> and thus I feel the "moment" isn't right |
#3857 (2/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters"
<nitrifik_> I'm not.
<mightyflo> not according to swedish law, anyway
<nitrifik_> exactly.
<nitrifik_> I have never sexed anyone below 15, so I'm all legal. |
#3872 (2/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually
<rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs?
<rox-work> i should hope so
<matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and wrong
<spazzer> nah, poste is confused
<spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob
<matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob
<spazzer> and a unibrow to match |
#4152 (2/215) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<boozie> AnIonU: if i washed my dick would you suck it?
<AnIonU> bbozie: if you washed your dick you would realize that it was only dirt...no dick |
#4172 (2/246) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<unixpeon> we need a Bush Family vs Iraq episode for MTV Deathmatch |
#4200 (2/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Quits: Disco[d2] (k-lined: u stole my girlfriend! (edison)) |
#4239 (2/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day
<Scofco> but boobs, i can play with for only 10 minutes, then i get bored |
#4314 (2/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<madwoota> rice rockets are for fags and shrivel dicks
<madwoota> 'hey baby, lets hump in the wrx..' 'sorry, cant even get my panties off in here' |
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