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<kbni> jesus christ
<kbni> i've created a monster
<Terminus-> kbni: jesus christ?
<kbni> just did the most amazing turd. thing is insanely huge. I have no idea why, I haven't eaten much today or yesterday. this thing is so large it is not sure if it is sinking or floating.
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<kbni> it's sort of bobbing about, like a brown iceburg waiting to rip open a steamliner
<blueskin> why, thank you for that wonderful information, just what we need on a monday morning
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<newtmewt_work> WTF kbni
<Diesel> kbni, you sir, are a wordsmith
<mugsy__> you should use your powers for good instead of evil
<kbni> this thing is amazing
<[Xaronic]> LOL kbni
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<andrew[andrboot]> depr
<linkery> sounds like there's not a lot of fiber in your diet kbni
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<kbni> i will postulate that it is of a highly dense composition, given the difficulty of evacuation. the object has actually hit the bottom of the toilet yet still protudes from the surface defiantly.
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<kbni> i estimate that it's at least 8" in length and 3" in diamater at the longest and widest parts
<linkery> please tell me you've flushed it
<kbni> i'm not sure I want to
<kbni> i'm not sure I should |