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#306691* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<platnicat> ANGRY
<platnicat> PINK
<platnicat> FUCKING
<platnicat> RATTLESNAKE
<platnicat> BITCHES
<patsfanczar> yep...
<platnicat> LOL
<patsfanczar> :D
Comment: FurNet, PM
#306697* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Miazu: Miazu aquires poptart powerup
Miazu: I MUST GO MY PLANET NEEDS ME
Kangaroo with a Stapler: Kangaroo with a Stapler notes that Mizu has turned into Nyancat
Miazu Nyanyanyanyanyanyanyan..
Kangaroo with a Stapler: Which explains everything
Kangaroo with a Stapler: THAT'S why he shits rainbows
Nazaryn: Lmfao
Kangaroo with a Stapler: He's turbopowered on his way to save his home planet
Comment: We've finally figured it out
#306751* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<osb> i had to add recursion
<osb> my directory test failed
<daed> adding recursion to a simple script usually means you're overcomplicating it
<osb> no, had to
<osb> i wouldnt enter sub dirs
<osb> or sub dirs of sub dirs of the parent
<osb> and so on
<osb> lines 120 -> 130 did not handle sub directories correctly
<osb> first my regex was before the test
<osb> second, iwould enter a sub dir, but if there was a dir inside of it i wouldnt bother
<v9> hm
<v9> i dont think i miss perl
<daed> who would?
<v9> i dont hate it, but i don't miss it
Comment: #havok
#306778* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
BlacklightShining made this room moderated for normal users.
BlacklightShining: [service announcement:]
BlacklightShining: THIS CHANNEL IS DEAD
BlacklightShining: Thank you for your understanding.
BlacklightShining: [/service announcement]
BlacklightShining made this room no longer moderated for normal users.
• Octavia beeeeeeps.
• Blums <Lyra stops player her triangle, suddenly aware that she's just finished a 5 hour triangle jam session>
Comment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
#306791* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[&Pumtrix] i havn't been on the sirc forums in ages dax
[&Pumtrix] i missing anything special?
[@dax] not missing much heh
[&Trixar_za] It's mostly unhelpful banter, self-promotion, bitching, stupidity, etc
[&Trixar_za] And that's just Shawn
#306834* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< DrSulfurious> SENIX KNOWS
< mang0> lmao
< DrSulfurious> HOW TO SUCK DICK
< Senix> DrSulfurious: ORLY!?
* mang0 winks at Senix
< DrSulfurious> YRLY
< Senix> ;)
#306835* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* N-Spade has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds)
<Vaelstrom> N-Spade was here?
* N-Spade (~Beetlejui@c-24-60-107-191.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) has joined #metconst
<zbot> Hello! ^.^
<Vaelstrom> N-Spade!
<zbot> N-Spade
<zbot> N-Spade
<zbot> N-Spade
<zbot> N-Spade
<@squishy_ichigo> <_<;
<Vaelstrom> /completelyneeded
* zephyrtronium lookin up whos spammin
<zephyrtronium> vael what the hell
* squishy_ichigo sets ban on *!*Pony@*.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com
* squishy_ichigo has kicked Vaelstrom from #metconst (THATSWHATIFIGURED)
* zephyrtronium was the one who did it c:
#306880* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Octavia: hm, i cant find my degree mark
BlacklightShining: here
• BlacklightShining tosses Octavia a degree sign: º
Octavia: æ©ñµççááßðøöóíúüþ®é塲³€½¾
DannySwish: 0_0
• DannySwish passes out cold.
BlacklightShining: Octavia: option-zero, in the unlikely event you're on a Mac
Octavia: im using an italian/spanish keyboard layout
• DannySwish comes back temporarily to try it
DannySwish: º
DannySwish: :D
• DannySwish passes out again
Comment: #BucketOfOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
#306887* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@t0r> haha oh wow
<+mamacita> i don't know that person honestly they're on a friend's facebook  LOL
<+mamacita> i was just snooping
<@t0r> post her name
<@t0r> someone will PM it to her
<+mamaciaa> LOL
<+Underdose> post it on your wall, tag her in it
<+monsterwizard> who you all talking about?
<+Underdose> the doomed girl
<+Underdose> <+mamacita> t0r: i.imgur.com/bRfNr.jpg
<+Underdose> <+mamacita> jesus christ
<+Underdose> <+mamacita> talk bout armpit boobs
<+Underdose> <+Underdose> lol
<+Underdose> <@t0r> rofl
<+Underdose> <+Underdose> does she have the plague?
<+Underdose> <+Underdose> mamacita: i made something for you
<+Underdose> <+Underdose> but if you're to see it, you _have_ to share it
<+Underdose> <+Underdose> i.imgur.com/TzPcC.png
<+Underdose> monsterwizard: ^
< monsterwizard> I see
< monsterwizard> HOLY SHIT
Comment: Images are SFW
#306908* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@mrds> I love how google labels holidays
<@mrds> September 11, 2011 Grandparents' Day & Patriot Day or September 11th
#306911* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hi117> i should have keept looking at that damn dick so i could get the html source code to look over
#306912* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Luna> so, haikus
<Luna> you say you want food / I take big stick and hit you / you curl up and die
<Pfhoenix> Luna : haiku fail.
<Pfhoenix> curl has two syllables
#306932* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Oot plans colllege work
* ryll plans more beer
<Valtieri> Six of one, half-dozen of another, ladies.
#306956* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
astronomy: Inquisitions in computer games are like USB hubs - Everything gets better with that
#306965* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Topic in #ubuntu-offtopic was set by rww
<djskidd> Hey I just saw RWW in #ubuntu
<idleone>djskidd: Yeah we just can't get him to leave
Comment: #Ubuntu-Offtopic in Freenode, happened to also be on #Ubuntu
#306971* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ben64> what changed in prerelease v2
<Zerim> respawn :P
<Togra> ben, they fixed a few of the big bugs and shoved a 2 on it
<Atomizer> "a few"
<Dazuro> and added new bugs
#307014* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@bradz> deo
<@bradz> if you stand underneath me whilst i piss on your head i can make it rain
<@Gham> he wants it to rain cats an dogs
<@Gham> needs a snack
#307038* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rags2rags> I dunno. I would have guessed early 40s.
<Rose> Yeah too old for me.
<rags2rags> Same here. Never understood the "cougar" phenomenon.
<Rose> If Spike keeps up his attraction to Rarity, he will eventually.
<rags2rags> lol. true
* Rose begins formulating a 15-years-in-future fic where Spike is a late teen and Rarity is early-middle-aged.
<Rose> Ugh, that even grosses me out.
<Rose> ABANDON SHIP.
<Rose> ...
<Rose> WOW.
<rags2rags> haha
<Rose> NO PUN FUCKING INTENDED.
#307047* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
16:41 <~intelminer> Hey keb
16:41 <~intelminer> keb
16:42 <~intelminer> If you set up audio on a random server
16:42 <~intelminer> Can I play back an MP3 of me doing E1M1 on fart piano?
16:42 <@keb> Always
16:42 <~intelminer> Yeesessss
16:43 <@keb> it'll be intelminer.fm, and I'll stream the sounds out to a shout cast server
16:44 <@ticky> fm.intelminer.com
16:44 <@keb> fm.intelminer.fm.com.buttz
16:45 <~intelminer> fartsounds.intelminer.com
16:49 <~intelminer> I'll make it hotlinkable
16:49 <~intelminer> And create the slashfart effect
Comment: irc.intelminer.com
#307059* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Polubing> that dick check took hella long
<+Polubing> DISK****
<+Polubing> freudian slip......
<%SquiRoFL> dick checks can take hella long
<%SquiRoFL> gotta make sure it works....properly
<+Polubing> x.x
<%SquiRoFL> just need to find the right "software" to get it running
<%SquiRoFL> to "run the test"
Comment: #furaffinity on #furnet
#307087* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<istar> but the main distinction between weenies and sausages is the size
#307099* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dak> hey can anyone recomend a good media libery app that can handle round 100k mp3's ? banshee just craps out around 5-6kComment: in #ubuntu on freenode
#307115* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Furbylicious: I'm gonna have to check the pronunciation manual for "penis".Comment: OverTheGun.com
#307137* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PhoenixW> Having to deal with a friend whose friend committed suicide and other such stories makes getting Whatpulse keys hard :(
<Sellyme> I don't think your Whatpulse keycount is the most important issue there Phoenix...
Comment: kongregate.com
#307197* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
BlacklightShining: …!!!!
BlacklightShining: DannySwish: SpongeBob Squarepants~
BlacklightShining: DannySwish: BETTER than ponies
BlacklightShining: WTF! ^
BlacklightShining: somepony disprove that, quick
Enms: What is this HERESY
Nimbus_Shade: lies and slander
MrMooMoo: Old Spongebob
Blums: Spongebob has alot of filler episodes lately
Sketchy_Sounds: Blacklight: It's fairly well known Danny is an idiot.
Nimbus_Shade: spongebob was/is a really good cartoon, but not as consistently good as MLP FiM
Cedar13: *sigh* someone get the baseball bat, we have to beat some sense into him
Enms: I think... We should be an angry mob !
Blums: Well MLP is still young =P the writers havent had time to run out of ideas
Sketchy_Sounds: Cedar13: Love and tolerate.
Nimbus_Shade: love and tolerance everyone
Cedar13: right
Sketchy_Sounds: Love and tolerate some sense into him.
Sketchy_Sounds: ;p
MrMooMoo: L&T
Cedar13: someone get the friendship bat, we have to beat some sense into him...
Nimbus_Shade: you need to get the baseball bat and _love and tolerate_ some sense into him.
MrMooMoo: squee
Blums: Orbital friendship cannon, only way to be sure
Cedar13: ^
MrMooMoo: :D
Enms: I was actualy making a reference to someother cartoon but thats fine I love loveing and toleratin'
Cedar13: got it
BlacklightShining: /notice #EquestriaDaily Preparing orbital friendship cannon…
BlacklightShining: …
BlacklightShining: kicks Colloquy
Blums: XD
Sketchy_Sounds: Blacklight: We disallowed /notices from users in here.
BlacklightShining: Sketchy_Sounds: oh, so then Colloquy's parsing that as a message not a command was a good thing for once? XD
Comment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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