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#307207* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ldooks-work> youre worreid someone will walk by and think "gee, i should go see what tom is doing on his computer" and get right up behind you and read the head line on your IRC window?
<Zophim> if you looked at someones random screen and say a window with "I love penis" on the top what would you think of that person
<ldooks-work> id think they wre in #CSLUG |
#307234* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<extrip> I talked to God while on LSD once
<extrip> then I spammed the motherfucker with my thoughts
<extrip> LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLO LLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL OLOLLOLO LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOL OLOLOLOLLOLOL OLOLOLL OLOLOLOLOL
<extrip> that's what I spammed God with
<extrip> the bastard
<extrip> making life like this
<extrip> what a jerk you know?
<extrip> but I guess a perfect world would be too boring |
#307284* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Morgan> you feel that you owe the government?
-!- Mayor_Bloomberg [LOLNOTFORQDB] has
joined #occupywallst
-!- Mayor_Bloomberg was kicked from #occupywallst by raijin [you should
know better]
< disassociated> haComment: Occupy Wall Street channel on Freenode
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#307286* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<satan> i live in oakland
<satan> we don't get trick or treaters, just tear gas :'(
<Alisaihin> heh, tear gas. Wait. That shouldn't be funny.Comment: Hm. Someone is kinda messed up.
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#307319* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yng> it is what
<Yng> 9.00 in the morning
<Yng> and I am reading about pre-islamic agriculture
<Yng> ...
<Yng> WAS READING A CAMBRIDGE HISTORY OF ISLAM SUCH A GOOD IDEA GUYS
<Yng> PROBABLY NOTComment: #isharia
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#307389* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Fluwmlock: Bourne ultimatum =/=best movie ever, sorry to burst your bubble
PSPRYANPSP: Bubble ≠ burst |
#307413* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
taktoa: shit
Psycho: yeah?
taktoa: just got earwax in my keyboard
taktoa: :/
Psycho: LOL
Psycho: that's not a big deal
Psycho: dued
Psycho: once
Psycho: when i was 4
Psycho: i ate my own ear wax because I thought it was peanutbutter
taktoa: ...
Psycho: lol
Psycho: it tasted awful
Psycho: i was like
Psycho: scarred
Psycho: for a week |
#307442* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< o11c> I wonder if my Forum PM to Ali-G was too nice or too harsh ...
< PjotrOrial> both
< Frost> not enough of either :p
< PjotrOrial> o11c: depends if you're sender or receiver :P
< o11c> he said "I asked on IRC and nobody answered" |
#307479* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slowter> Did you find the treasure Fall?
<@FallSilently> It was inner peace, Slowter. I put it back.
<Slowter> You got rid of Inner Peace?!
<Filter> .
<Slowter> *coughcough*
<Slowter> And /that/ ladies and gentlecolts
<Slowter> Is how you kill a chat
<Filter> *haaackk, weeeeze
<Semipresent_Darkness> XD
<Semipresent_Darkness> …best pony. Discuss.
<Semysane> Pinkie Pie, discussion over
<Semysane> Next
<Slowter> Fluttershy, so much hidden potential
<Semysane> I SAID NEXT
<Filter> Rainbow all the way
• Semysane throttles Slowter
<Semipresent_Darkness> DENIED, SEMYSANE
<Slowter> Where does her strength come from?
• Slowter Gack!
• Filter stabs Semysane
• Semipresent_Darkness denies Semysane's request to move on
• Semysane tears off his shirt
<Semipresent_Darkness> (And /that/ fillies and gentlecolts)
<Semysane> AMERICAAAA!
<Semipresent_Darkness> (Is how you revive a chat)
• Semysane elbow drops Filter
• Filter wonders why Semysane has a shirt all of a suden
<Slowter> I see what you did there Darkness
<Filter> sudden*
<Slowter> And I approve
<Semipresent_Darkness> thanks XD
<Semysane> I usually have a shirt. it's December
<Semipresent_Darkness> ^.^
<Semipresent_Darkness> Semysane: but we don't usually wear clothes!
<Semysane> ... That wasn't something I needed to know about you
<Kurra> rahrah.
<Semysane> Did I log into the RP room by accident?
<Filter> Semysane: You started it
<Semysane> lol, touche
<Kurra> touchie touchieComment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307540* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
brodskiphone: There are no Jewish rabbits. They aren't kosher
ohp: Is human flesh kosher?
brodskiphone: Yes
Bytor: lessee, we don't chew our cud
ohp: well that's nice and consistent then.
Bytor: but then again we do not have cloven hooves
ohp: but we do swim in the sea
Bytor: we don't have scales
Bytor: but then again we don't live in the sea
Bytor: I think we're kosher
ohp: So Jaques Custeau wasn't kosher?
Bytor: he only visted the see. he lived in Fran...
Bytor: No, he wasn't kosher.Comment: Are humans kosher
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#307557* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Vegge: im friggin capped -_-
HelgeSverre: Handy......capped *YEAAAAAAH*Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#307646* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~Lunasta> Lemme rephrase that
<Scuro> The sopa is as bad as making pizza into a vegetable O_o
<@BlacklightShining> this ^
<@BlacklightShining> v that
<@BlacklightShining> lol, agreeing with whatever line is posted next
<Unidentified20XD6> Lik dis if u cri evr tim.Comment: #TheSOPAForum on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307737* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< pronto> GOOD MORNING
< mikemol> VIETNAM
<@kg4giy> What is working with my IT department remind you of?
<@kg4giy> You are playing Jeopardy right mikemol?
< mikemol> kg4giy: Nah. Responding to pronto.
<@kg4giy> Ah, got it.
< mikemol> <Link to "Good Morning Vietnam" trailer>
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> *stabs pfsense for being stupid*
< pronto> ls
< biosshadow> pronto wrong window
* pronto stabs biosshadow for being biosshadow
< mikemol> pronto: I take it the 'good' prefix no longer applies?
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< mikemol> 07:17 < pronto> GOOD MORNING
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< biosshadow> you said good morning
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< mikemol> is that 'syntax error' or 'command not found'? /me would love a CLI that gave a two-line error response like that.
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ? |
#307866* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Playing New SW:ToR
Mindwarp: Bwahahah.. facing a jedi... "You will lay down your weapons" <Jedi hand wave> My response - "You will realise what a complete idiot you look" <Jedi hand wave>
Kamikaze: hahahahaha
(Kamikaze: these are not teh hot blondes you are looking for
Mindwarp: A few minutes later after I've laid the smackdown on the jedi, his appentice is crouched over the corpse weeping and says "Go on. What are you waiting for? Kill me like you killed my master!". "Okay" *bang* Nonchalantly wander off...
Mindwarp: Yeah.. my bounty hunter is just a little bit dark sideComment: Playing New SW:ToR
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#307867* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Little_Death> my penis is good for lengthy processes that involve death |
#307874* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nursing_sheilamae> hi to all
<KunChanSan> Hi
<nursing_sheilamae> can i ask wat is the site of DN china
<nursing_sheilamae> can u give me the link for sign up in Dragon nest china??
<nursing_sheilamae> please??
<KunChanSan> I'm assuming google has failed you
<nursing_sheilamae> please
<nursing_sheilamae> wat is the site??
<KunChanSan> I don't know
<KunChanSan> I play NA
[00:57:42] <KunChanSan> try looking on lmgtfy
[00:57:56] <KunChanSan> :3
[00:58:44] <KunChanSan> if you don't know what that is then google it
[00:58:45] <nursing_sheilamae> ur a fucking IDIOT
<KunChanSan> hahaha
* nursing_sheilamae Quit |
#307898* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<peachykeen> saint hitler, the patron of world domination and baking in gas ovens
<peachykeen> but if he's actually not
<peachykeen> that explains why people give me weird looks when i thank him for good bread |
#307958* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ram> pre meeting foods?
<mutantmonkey> ram: sure
<mutantmonkey> not macados
<ram> lol
<ram> yeah, fuck kids night...
<ram> that reads badly...
<mutantmonkey> hahaComment: Tuesdays are kids night at Macados.
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#307995* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Hunterr> It is way too late
< Hunterr> bleh
< Two> Hunterr get your ass to bed.
< Hunterr> I am in bed, I no can sleep
<@ Verum> It would seem that the embedded chat is down. Poor kiddos.
< gws> Verum, what are you talking about.
< gws> Hunterr is in bed, and chatting. Boom. Embedded chat. |
#308128* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Ryu: so you mean no one told Syntax that his mommy is a computer and his daddy is a programer?
Saturn: it's just a given
Saturn: ;)
LeBrony: Syntax, you were adopted as a little codeling.Comment: eggdop adoption
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#308157* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
acidBurn:climate change denialists are now using bin laden, charles manson, and the unabomber to disprove global warming
acidBurn: or something.
snerd: needs more prince phillip
Voct: acidBurn: that, plus the spermjacking discussion from a few minutes ago, gave me a brief concept of Osama/Manson/Unabomber slashfic
Voct: snerd: I am *so* glad you said "needs more prince philip" *BEFORE* me instead of after |
#308228* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hunterm> I think it's funny that CyanogenMod hasn't even got out a "stable" build of CM9 yet and they already keep saying that jellybean is coming out soon
<Kittens> I dunt get these names though
<Kittens> I feel like they all get high and choose a random name
<bookface> lol
<bookface> i bet they do
<Kittens> GUYS GUYS WE...WE SHOULD CALL IT
<Kittens> THE JELLY BEAN
<Kittens> YEAAAAA DUDE AAWW YEAH GREAT NAME
<bookface> rofl |
#308300* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stkr> i saw my mate get 25 kills no deaths with just a knife
<stkr> won the match with it
<stkr> was amazing
<gcheat> hax
<stkr> no really
<stkr> some kid added him after it and was like "oh mog your amazingg can you teach me ur tricks"
<stkr> had a cage match with him
<stkr> done it again
<stkr> i was like wtf
<gcheat> LOL
<stkr> then he started smoking weed too much
<stkr> had to steal just to get a dimebag
<stkr> ended up in prison
<gcheat> wah?
<stkr> he was never the same since then
<stkr> tried to do it again
<stkr> got 25 kills and 1 death
<stkr> i cut him off after thatComment: talking about cod4
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#308339* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nanobot> I have a fear of cars. Last time I was in one, it transformed into a giant robot and I had to save the world from a giant alien girl. I tried to convince her that she was too sexy to throw her life away, but she wouldn't listen, so I had to vaporize her. Fucking cars. |
#308352* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%Jan> You guys know that comic from xkcd about the guy who got a blocky image fetish because of how slow dialup is?
<%Jan> And you know firefox's bug with bicubic filtering; how larger images have pixely lines/curves?
<%Jan> Well...Comment: Here's the mentioned comic: https://xkcd.com/598/
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