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<jared> The biggest problem with javascript is that you can't ignore javascript. |
#310472* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nail> chemo is my favorite diet |
#310482* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
t: BBL, wife yells that i need to go to basement to get christmas stuff :)
c: I did that last night
t: you also got a wife that yells? |
#310559* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@dreamreal> i just don't want anybody to think that I'm soulless.
<@dreamreal> I HAVE decent shoes.
<MagneticDuck> I just don't want anybody to think that I'm soulless.
<MagneticDuck> It's there, somewhere, beneath the hardened scar tissue of emotional disaster and trauma.
<MagneticDuck> some part of me
<MagneticDuck> some part of me know it's wrong, what I do
<MagneticDuck> but the world ...
<MagneticDuck> ... so cold and indifferent ...
<@dreamreal> MagneticDuck: thanks, that's enough |
#310562* (?/1) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tonyb486> from the street, you can see the door going to both the 1st floor and the ground floor
<fahadsadah> tonyb486: Is it ever beneficial to go between two points in the same building via the street?
<tonyb486> when its cold
<tonyb486> oh wait nvm |
#310569* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< SirBeowulf> Lol people are freaking out about the storm
< SirBeowulf> "WE'RE GOING TO BE SNOWED IN FOR DAYS"
< SirBeowulf> "If the power goes out I heard you can use your phone as internet"
< SirBeowulf> "I think its called a hotspot"
< SirBeowulf> "How do I hotspot my phone"
<&Ipsum> lol
<&Ipsum> isn't that when you put your phone in the microwave |
#310572* (?/1) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GeorgeKe> look up trilateration and grindr and you'll see you can locate virtually anyone in the world on those networksComment: grindr should charge more
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#310579* (?/1) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Mikko-> oh man, Steel Shield| Ressources(?): 2 Infantry Helmets, 6 Iron Ingot, *1 Pachua the Hermit Indian*, 12 Coal
< Mikko-> so which mob drops hermit indians? :) |
#310606* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<michelem> I'm running 96 GB ECC ram
<phobos_anomaly> 96 gigs of ram? Man, think of the possibilities. That might just be enough to run the newest Microsoft OS.
<phobos_anomaly> Or open two instances of firefox |
#310607* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--- asonge was kicked by lerk: i don't like that you autocomplete before asonge
<lerk> oops
--- Ashley was kicked by lerk: i don't like that you autocomplete before asongeComment: EFnet/#php
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#310613* (?/1) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Protonus> i swear to god if the Apple watch causes smartwatches to become illegal in NY, I will drive my car into Cupertino on fire |
#310616* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<icefire> real programmers use alloca
<icefire> yolo
<Majiir> ALLOCA AKBAAAR |
#310632* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< airshock> porn
< k4m> quick! this man needs porn urgently!
< k4m> airshock: hang in there buddy.
< airshock> k4m: it is not what you think!
< shibumi> god.. GUYS!!!1111 this man needs porn!11111 FAST!!!!11
< k4m> airshock: oh, I misunderstood. my apologies
-!- pornman [5c4d85c5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.77.133.197] has joined #radare
< shibumi> LOOK! who is here! ITS PORNMAN!
< monokles> well looks like he's saved
< pornman> airshock: <porn_url_here>
-!- pornman [5c4d85c5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.77.133.197] has quit [Client Quit]
< monokles> lol
< shibumi> lol
< airshock> lol, my savior :DComment: #radare (removed url due to spam filter)
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#310657* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lukaslalinsky> If you use autoconf, why not use also automake?
<bkeroack> If you've already shot yourself in the foot, why not also shoot yourself in the face? |
#310660* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<James> Toast?
<toastmonster> James?
<James> How do i do that leaving thing again
<James> i keep forgetting
<toastmonster> /quit I'm a forgetful ninnymuggins
* James has quit (Quit: I'm a forgetful ninnymuggins)
<toastmonster> Yes, just like that. |
#310744* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vert> it's 2:08 pm EDT... do you know where your penis is?
<nawcom> inside a cantalope
<vert> inside an antelope
<DerKirche> inside an ant
<vert> inside your aunt |
#310754* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SaberUK> Nebu: what client are you trying to connect with?
<Nebu> windows |
#310756* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<monojin> Does Brasero adding md5 checksums to the disc images make them unbootable?
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: Nope.
<SonikkuAmerica> I burned a Windows 10 DVD with Brasero, it added the checksum, and it worked just fine.
<monojin> SonikkuAmerica: but just extracting and re-writing the opensuse dvd makes it unbootable so something must be going wrong
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: Did you burn an openSUSE DVD earlier and come up with problems? Just burning it without manually extracting the ISO?
<monojin> SonikkuAmerica: I am testing in virtualbox
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: So?
<ianorlyn> moonjin just use the iso file in virtualbox
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: ^
<ianorlyn> why would you want to burn a disk when you can load an iso file
<SonikkuAmerica> Or, if one really hates himself, loads it into RAM with grml-rescueboot?
<monojin> What I want to do, specifically, is make it go into EFI boot mode automatically, because when I use it on my mac, I get the option of choosing isolinux or EFI, at which point the keyboard stops working and no usb device I've tried works either
<monojin> bodhi linux boots because it only has isolinux
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: #suse might be able to help with that
<monojin> this is a general boot medium thing though
<monojin> I have been spamming up #opensuse gratuitously, but maybe the affable enterprise goons at #suse can help
<ianorlyn> isn't there a virtualbox channel as well
<Pici> #vbox
<SonikkuAmerica> And? Since it's openSUSE's job to make sure openSUSE's ISO images boot correctly on supported hardware, take it up with them.<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: #suse *is* the openSUSE channel.
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: You've been getting forwarded there.
<SonikkuAmerica> Too bad the openSUSE project is filled with "affable enterprise goons" who apparently know zilch about anything other than their next salaried payment from Attachmate. </sarcasm>
(One second later...)
<monojin> it seems I was already in that channel
<SonikkuAmerica> DIDN'T YOU JUST HEAR ME SAY THAT?Comment: #ubuntu-offtopic on Freenode
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#310765* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spazzy> I'm not sure I'd want to go near one that's big enough to hide anything other than a tampon.
<LouisT> wat
<LouisT> sorry to hear that your penis is smaller than a tampon |
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<BadSpoon> that's half of facebook right there
<BadSpoon> overcompressed jpegs for your every thought |
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<alpaca> should i order chinese or pizza for lunch??
<azk> Yes. |
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<maime> Spinn is sending a lovely photo around of my next husband.
<Da_Raven> Excellent. Stranger off the street or anyone we know?
<maime> I don't know. But he's just the kind of freak I imagine I'll get drunk and go to Vegas with.
<maime> Am I sharing too much?
<spinn> depends on how much he spanks you |
#310877* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<daniel> do i just start on the next form? or is there a protocol for etiquette
<daniel> for who gets what
<alan> So far there's no protocol... I don't recall what you and Riley did
<daniel> argue, mostly
<daniel> and smoke
<alan> Ok, I do recall what you and Riley did |
#310942* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Letrune> Well, I think I'll tear this thing apart now, because it is NOT C++.
<Letrune> It is some mutant what he uses.
<Kawa> No shit it ain't! Class totally isn't a valid keyword there!
<Letrune> Well... Aruduino or what.
<Kawa> Arduino can suck fortyseven dicks.
<Kawa> In a row.
<Letrune> ....Why 47?
<Kawa> Literally. Make a dick-sucking robot and control it by Arduino. |
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<HdkR> error:No instructions defined!
<HdkR> I'm getting there llvm, stop yelling at me!
<NanoSector> It's llvm's job to yell at people |
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