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* ilf_here eyes this post, in response to someone posting Teenage Crab Girl. "Man, crab tits. I'm starting to run out of things I can honestly say I haven't seen."
<ilf_here> It hits a little close to home.
<Reiv_> ILF: You have yet to see your mother in a porn video on the internet.
<Reiv_> Particularly the one with a cucumber and a parsnip at the same time as your father.
<Kaura> Reiv: You say this as if you've seen such a thing.
<Mahal> Oh, you know these farming families
<Mahal> They have to make their own entertainment
<ilf_here> ...
<Synfony> ...
<Synfony> AHAHAHAHA
<ilf_here> *crick *
<ilf_here> *crack*
<Synfony> oh, Mahal, i love you
<ilf_here> *CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
<wraith> It's a game for the whole family!
<Reiv_> Aaaand Mahal gets the long shot for the 3-pointer! ^.^
* ilf_here 's head cracks open like an egg, and out comes a large man, screaming in terror and naked, who dives into a convenient vat of instant death acid.Comment: #Fleet on Nightstar
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