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#311073* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<derp_commander> anyway, thank you for your help. I gotta go before my "client" gets herself stuck in a filing cabinet... again |
#311090* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[16:00] <MakeMeAHipster> What was the one with the house defense game
[16:00] <buZz> MakeMeAHipster: the sims
[16:01] <MakeMeAHipster> Defense
[16:01] <buZz> MakeMeAHipster: the sims: vacationComment: #dogecoin freenode
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#311227* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
.:%InvictusZero:. power works directionally and denying such is unamerican
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. Wouldn't power also be able to work rotationally?
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. I mean, technically speaking, power can (do) work in any manner.
.:%InvictusZero:. you seem to be unaware of what's going on
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. No I'm perfectly aware of what's going on, I'm just a smartass. |
#311263* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<madpotter> - -- - - - -- - - - - -people below this line make no sense - -- -
<Iceflame> There is no line.
<madpotter> - -- - - - -- - - - - -people above this line make no sense - -- - |
#311287* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gnol> idk i never really notice height?
<gnol> i mean i dont date ppl under like 6'2" but thats just a coincedence probably |
#311307* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<blooperreel> everyone seems to be playing that new demo that came out
<blooperreel> pokemon S&M
<blooperreel> sounds so R-rated
<Sakori> safe word is pecha berry
* Shiro-- used bind ( ???? ???? ????)
<blooperreel> 50 shades of pokemon
<Bobbo> *squirtle squirtle*
<blooperreel> definitely did not see that one coming bobbo
<Bobbo> And that's how you get pink eye, blooperreel.
<blooperreel> and that's tmi |
#311356* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< EvilMachine> raster: But if you have not enough time, but abundant energy, you can always just accelerate closer to the speed of light, to squeeze it into whatever amount of time you have. :D
<@raster> that'd be very abundant energy
<@raster> a good reason to lose weight tho
<@raster> considering energy needed is proportional to mass...
< EvilMachine> You might become a black hole in the process, but who cares about such irrelevant things if there’s code to be written? XD |
#311422* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<F2> "I can suck the JSON now" sounds like my AWS life experience
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#311488* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Two_Dogs> ButterFly: how to start user-service cinnamon-session
<@ButterFly> cinnamon-session [-a|--autostart=DIR] [--session=SESSION] [--failsafe|-f] [--debug] [--whale]
<Brutus> i know cinnamon is a bit big, but calling it a --whale ? |
#311538* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> I think you should be able to get extra votes for every person you manage to kill on election day |
#311592* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RenegadePanther> like korea has those one toilets that spray water up your ass
<RenegadePanther> it feels weird
<RenegadePanther> but you like it... so you start to question things.
<RenegadePanther> on your return trip from Seoul, you realize, you may never have that feeling of asshole water again, and you become incomplaicent.
<RenegadePanther> after a short while of using the american Johnathan Crappers, you realize you dont feel the same on your old porcelain throne. partially because it doesn't plug into the wall.
<RenegadePanther> You constantly bounce back and fourth from hopeful optimism that you will be able to order one. and then, crippling pessimism when you realize you may not be worthy of korean asshole spraying toilets.
<RenegadePanther> After months of this way of american life, you settle into a manic state, wondering if other seat-like structures will provide the same experience, yet; it never happens. Friends and family start to get worried.
<RenegadePanther> You finally hit rock bottom; you go into a life of crime, trying to get a hold. Trying to find your way to south Korean asshole-spraying toilets. |
#311671* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Coylabe> Siiiiiiiiigh... gotta reboot.
<Coylabe> Be right back.
<vivia> Windows?!
<Coylabe> Yes.
<vivia> :(
<Coylabe> Open software dreaming... on such a Windows day... |
#311682* (?/1) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> The optimist said: "The glass is half full."
<Jigsy> The pessimist said: "The glass is half empty."
<Jigsy> The arch user said: "i use arch btw." |
#311685* (?/1) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ecchi> I don't want to go off the grid and start drawing my own hentai to fap to, it's kind of a big price to pay for no annoying router leds |
#311712* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<&Grue> *manifests another jar from Gruespace* Won't be necessary to do that....
<@TechTygr> Is that anything like HammerSpace?
<&Grue> Yes, except there is stasis tech involved.
<@TechTygr> Hmm
<@Halftop> Grue: So more like a Bag of Holding with a couple extra preservation things cast on it like Bunny has for her backpack?
<&Grue> Kinda, but a bit specialized.
<@Splunge> It's an entryway into a purely 3-dimensional area. There is no 4th "time" dimension
<@Splunge> hence, nothing can age in there
<@Halftop> ....I like Splunge's idea best.
<@TechTygr> Disturbingly, that makes sense
* @TechTygr eyes Splunge warily
<&Grue> Splunge has about the 80% of it.
<@Splunge> What will really do your head in later is, if nothing can change over time, does that mean it already, and always will, contain every item Grue could ever need or want to store in there?
<@Halftop> ....OW.Comment: #tsc
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#311715* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<moon-child> I've discovered that il n'y as pas un linux distribution qui n'est pas SHIT. |
#311718* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Titan> lmao i askged chatgpt and gemini to do some basic arithmetic and i thought they were hallucinating but it turns out it was me who forgot what 4x7 is ;~; |
#56 (2/648) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich |
#126 (2/540) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's stupid. I am running UNIX! |
#197 (2/374) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :' |
#225 (2/372) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda |
#314 (2/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile |
#438 (2/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I kissed a chick |
#556 (2/388) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit
<D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass |
#557 (2/362) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[23:34] [+xvize] c++ is made in borland |
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