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#55218 (280/460) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<illgl> ok people.. got something for yall.
<illgl> i've made a drawing of muhammed! bwahaha!!11
<illgl> >:)-<=< .. those are bombs around his waist. let's see now how long it takes before my embassy is burned, my mom raped and my dog eaten
* illgl (~mymail@<xx>.mine.nu) Quit (Ping timeout)
<@greml> wow, that was fastComment: abc@defghijklmno.com
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#50837 (281/441) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Samantha_Carter> is it possible that someone can be so handicapped in his eyesight that he wouldnt see anything with glasses?
<Samantha_Carter> he wouldnt even be able to recognize shapes or anything?
<wilkz> yes sam - its called being blind. |
#42930 (281/441) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_stan> old macdonald had a farm
<_stan> e-i-e-i-o
<_stan> and on that farm he had a 40-50% statistical likelihood of committing an unnatural sex act with an animal according to the research of alfred kinsey
<_stan> e-i-e-i-oComment: #ampedOut nursery rhyme
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#34515 (281/461) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HM|Quendor> how do u write a script that like if i push f1 pushes f5 automatically for me?
<Mayseth> Why don't you just push F5 and not write the script? |
#31984 (281/457) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fataldoom> today i was looking at renting this room at this house that a couple chicks owned
<fataldoom> they told me they were a little uneasy about renting out to a guy, so i told them "oh that's okay i'm gay"
<fataldoom> then they're like "we've seen three's company, we're not stupid!"
<fataldoom> moral of the story is that i'm still living with my mom |
#20844 (282/420) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<A-C> This is great...
<A-C> MS Spellchecker just told me to hyphenate mother-fucker. |
#13655 (281/492) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrCoulomb> ok, i'm taking out the 3 of spades, and reinsert it into a random point
<MrCoulomb> and i assure you, it is random
<MrCoulomb> I'm now shuffling the cards
<MrCoulomb> and it's a real shuffle too
<MrCoulomb> Now.. I cut the deck.
<MrCoulomb> and there is your card
<MrCoulomb> the 3 of spades
<MrCoulomb> found instantly within a randomly shuffled deck
<Mort-Hog> How did you do that?.. |
#3792 (281/475) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tomg> I appear to have accidentally learned java |
#304593 (280/554) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zypur> I'm trying to sell a brand new blackberry storm2
<Zypur> It's stolen from verizon
<Failure> That's not a phrase you'd usually include when trying to sell something |
#60317 (279/507) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Tocsin> I saw that article about those surgeries they do
<+Tocsin> fuck, I couldn't tell the difference between the fake one and the real one..
<+Tocsin> I mean it got me to thinking..
<+Tocsin> How many men I've been with... and what's the chance that one of 'em mighta been a woman before.
<+Tocsin> ...FUCK I mean that the other way aroundComment: Tocsin is an alcoholic
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#56888 (280/544) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dizzy_> BlueInferno why did you give up on christianity?
<BlueInferno> dizzy_, I read the bible. |
#56367 (280/486) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FrozenTrout> I stubbed my toe
<Thorog> (This toe is a stub. You can help #sluggysquad by expanding it!) |
#50951 (280/428) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Como> mom brought me apple pie
<Como> in bed
<Como> no wonder dad married her |
#47186 (280/430) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
‹@Cougar› i g2g ttyl boys and girls
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‹@Thar|gone› i hate it if people say bye and dont leave nor change nicks... it feels like someone in person says bye and then just continues standing there, or goes to sit down in front of you to read a book.. its awkard
‹@chapel› I hate it when people change their nick to say they are gone, but are still around chatting
*** Thar|gone changed nick to Thargore
‹@Thargore› ohhh, touché |
#28726 (280/494) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+stackman> you got laid?
<Zippy2> no
<Zippy2> slept with her
<+stackman> ...
<@HamWork> fag
<@HamWork> fucking fag
<@HamWork> she was like "would you like to go to bed with me" Zippy is like "Sure, ZzZzZz"
--later--
<Zippy2> well
<Zippy2> we did watch a porno
<@HamWork> only Zippy could fuck up odds like that |
#27875 (280/456) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShadowSkillz> damn i got this allergy in my eyes its killin me =[
<The_Ham|RT> :o
<The_Ham|RT> poke ito ut
<The_Ham|RT> out
<ShadowSkillz> demostration plz
<The_Ham|RT> o_O ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O---
<The_Ham|RT> o_x--- |
#26432 (280/442) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :) |
#15697 (280/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EFudd> HAHAHAAHH
<EFudd> Subject: Req For Winframe Account
<EFudd> Hi Jason,
<EFudd> Can U pl... Create this account Immediatly.
<EFudd> User Id : crapolla
<EFudd> Password :crapolla
<EFudd> Other Info
<EFudd> 1) User Full Name:Claudia Rapolla |
#14249 (280/396) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<andjusticeforall> I've figured it out. If you ever get mugged by someone, just say, "Take it easy man, all I got is a $16 bill", then knee him in the nuts when he tries to figure out what the fuck you just said. |
#1640 (280/442) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Inoshiro> Wth
<Inoshiro> "Don't iron, don't put in a triangle, don't put in an oval"
<harb> Er?
<Inoshiro> Is there a translation table for the washing tag on clothing? |
#117 (280/556) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement
<Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady? |
#302747 (279/407) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@ETJ> iTunes handles new computers in the stupidest way possible.
<@ETJ> Instead of saying "Oh. This is an iPod. Here, let me move all that shit onto here for you and duplicate your playlists so that you wont have to redo them."
<@ETJ> It says "Fuck you." |
#302252 (279/791) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Goose> Say alpha-Kenny-body out loud.
<Demii> GENIUS. |
#300167 (279/463) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Moon_Doggy> sugar, egg, and peanut butter does not turn into a cookie when you bake it..............it turns into FIRE |
#296552 (279/399) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Pryoidain> OH WHAT THE HELL
<@Pryoidain> I open up the server computer to do a hot swap
<@Pryoidain> theres a jar of fucking peanuts in there
<@Pryoidain> I've been looking for that jar for 3 days
<@Minako> XD
<@Pryoidain> I finally went out and bought another one
<@Pryoidain> now I find it
<@Minako> Why'd you put it in there. XD
<@Pryoidain> I snack on peanuts while I work. sometimes its just easier to have the peanuts IN the actual work area.
<@Pryoidain> although that habit has created for some interesting conversations with clients after I do server repairs
<@Pryoidain> "Uh yes, you repaired our server a few months back...and ever since then, the entire room has smelled like peanuts..." "err...oh...whoops" |
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