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#16529 (275/414) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<t_h_e_o-> why do u use a period at the end of every sentence?
<dager> ROFL
<dager> BECAUSE
<dager> ITS A FUCKING SENTENCE |
#9595 (275/463) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sunil> Theoretically, if I were to know your password, what would it be? |
#7885 (275/478) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you |
#7132 (275/452) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon
<Delusion> Your priorities disgust me. |
#304051 (274/356) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Recnilgiarc> In about 5% of patients, it can instead cause inadvertent orgasms when yawning.
<@Recnilgiarc> this shit is going to be awesome |
#299916 (274/590) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Stormscape> If you watch the movie Jaws in reverse it's about a shark who throws people up until they have to open a beach |
#230434 (274/584) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MajorWood> fack
<MajorWood> i just clogged the toilet
<MajorWood> had to put on a latex glove to manually unplug
<LiquidManZero> You fisted your toilet...? |
#107067 (274/414) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Razmann> isn't that a sign of the apocalypse or something?
* FurryHelix looks out of the window... "Nope. I don't see the five horsemen"
<Razmann> aren't there only 4?
<FurryHelix> no there were five, but one left before they got famous.
<Razmann> so since the fifth left, that would mean there's only 4
<FurryHelix> reunion tour. |
#104063 (273/361) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<T_ConX> It sucks being a spelling Nazi on Facebook.
<Phoz> Why?
<T_ConX> Well, normally when you see someone pound out garbage like 'ya well thaz jyst ur opinun so yo momma!', I simply assume it's being produced by some 12 year old simian on a sugar high.
<T_ConX> However, on Facebook, every poorly writen comment is attached to a persons real name, and the School Network they belong to.
<Phoz> Oh...
<T_ConX> So as a result, I see 'Kate Smith (Harvard)' attached to the comment 'y cant u just acept jeesus in2 ur hert?'.
<Phoz> Ha!
<T_ConX> I'm not lying!
<T_ConX> I have actually seen Ivy League students with the English skills of a second grader.
<T_ConX> There is some hope however.
<Phoz> How?
<T_ConX> You know how companies are using Facebook and mySpace to do cheap background checks on job candidates.
<Phoz> Yes
<Phoz> Oh... I see...
<T_ConX> Kate Smith - Recruitment Status: Rejected
<T_ConX> Reason for rejection: Poor English skills displayed on Facebook. |
#49453 (274/446) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kei> oh, anyone know how the hell to amke a sonic costume?
<Kei> my brother wants to be sonic for halloween, and hes been bugging me about it all fucking day
<Kei> i dont get it either
<Zem> paint yourself blue, roll around like an idiot and stay less popular than Mario. |
#35193 (274/482) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JB> Friends come and go, but Nintendo is forever. |
#34712 (274/440) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Joe> OMG - forgot the wife
<@Joe> my clock never changed
<@Joe> brbComment: Daylight savings time.
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#28488 (274/402) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's wearing a wedding ring. Does his wife know he can cram a week's worth of camping gear up there? Does she know that her husband's gaping ass has become an internet super sensation? Is it a secret, or is she a part of his anal adventures? Did she clap when he managed to solve a Rubik's cube using only the muscles of his colon?
<StarDonut> Deepthroat: For all you know, she's the one with the camera. |
#14258 (274/412) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards |
#12299 (274/388) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Chern> IM SO FUCKIN BORED!
* Reaper is now known as Reaper[HAVINGFUN]
* BongB is now known as Bong[NOTBORED]
* Chissy is now known as Chiss[FUNFUNFUN]
* brod is now known as brod[IMNOTBORED]
<Chern> FUCK!!!!!! |
#8881 (274/408) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<fo0bar> man, do you know HOW FUCKING LONG a 15ft kvm cable is?
<synec> 15ft? |
#8209 (274/418) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?
<JtHM> |<----------------------------->|
<JtHM> (not to scale) |
#5426 (274/434) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :)
<Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing
<Longi> err?
<Longi> THING
<Longi> someTHING! |
#3065 (273/488) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<putnam> i got a speech from my latin teacher about how in europe its commonplace for men to cry
<putnam> and crying is so special
<putnam> i asked her if she wanted me to cry for her and she said no, stop being a pussy this is america |
#1029 (274/440) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<timmo> you know maybe we need a real woman in here to help us, give us a womans point of view cause i mean if i asked amanda what makes a man a badass
<timmo> how much you want to bet she would say something like
<timmo> great grammar and 100% kill rate in quake |
#952 (274/443) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector?
(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah
(Mutiny) Atarax: why?
(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.
(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?
(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either
(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave
(Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive" |
#292 (274/603) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<skunko> dammit
<skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster
<AlmtyBob> not liking crap music is a start |
#227 (275/507) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo |
#58 (274/598) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though... |
#308726 (273/319) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<steveio>this dude at work is an insufferable asshole
<steveio>and he asked me to look at his code because it wasn't working right. But he had that air of "I couldn't find it, so I don't think you will either, but I know my boss will ask if anyone else looked at it, so here." Such an asshole
<steveio>anyhow, found the problem right away, simple fix. But I then added this lovely gem:
<steveio>#define sizeof( rand(
<steveio>he uses sizeof in for loops everywhere >:) |
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