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#25269 (277/479) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Notoes> YES
<Notoes> FINALLY
<TlMMAH> u kissed a girl?
<Notoes> no
<Notoes> EXTERNAL 60GIG HD |
#17483 (277/437) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JustNoodle> be right back
<JustNoodle> it's time for my daily sacrifice of a virgin
<meatwad_> you're committing suicide?! |
#16134 (277/434) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@n30> my "m" key is broken
<@renetiq> evidently. |
#6445 (277/477) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop
<skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city |
#3320 (277/451) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee
<Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great! Growing so fast!
<spd-dmn> aw
<spd-dmn> got any pics?
<spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet?
<KK-> lol
<spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos?
<spd-dmn> ahaha
<spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy
<spazzer> you mean they DON'T?
<spazzer> they come out with arms and legs?
<spazzer> shit
<spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women |
#1562 (277/405) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** C2H5OH has joined #finalfight
<MightyQuinn> greetings, Mr. Ethanol
<Rico> Mmm... caffeine.
<Squizzle> Wow, one of you failed organic chem. |
#302189 (276/458) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aaron> Tier-1/2 DNS provider based in Canada, 10 minute TTL on your A records (fast global propagation on changes)
<Sebas> Words in that sentence I understood: Provider, Canada, minute.
<flack> global
<Sebas> Don't overestimate my linguistic aptitude. |
#57847 (276/464) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Goat25) what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ?
(Goat25) answer: pi z z a |
#55092 (276/422) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pwn> remove my ban from #Freebsd
<BSDaemon> why?
<pwn> because its preventing me from joining
<BSDaemon> I bet. That's usually what bans do |
#53569 (276/422) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jarn> I really need to go outside more often... I just realized New Years had gone by when I noticed that the timestamp on when a friend had signed off messenger read "2006". |
#49674 (276/486) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vespucci> Ok, how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Cody> Hmm.
<Cody> I can think of a couple of answers to that, but none are particularly funny...
<Vespucci> Wanna play WoW?
<Vespucci> Hmm. I seem to have failed in the delivery of that joke both in speech and print.
<Cody> I got it.
<Cody> And I was going to comment...
<Cody> But I had decided to google ADD jokes to see what punchlines existed for the joke.
<Vespucci> What were you going to comment?
<Vespucci> ahh
<Cody> And I got distracted by the page of ADD jokes.
<Vespucci> lol
<Summoner> lol
<Cody> I think this may be a sign of something. :-( |
#35720 (276/460) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<the_stick> gfjgfjgfj : because I blew up a $152 PSU in the most stupid way
<the_stick> Life was almost perfect...now Im back into a puddle of shit
<gfjgfjgfj> Ah.
<gfjgfjgfj> From perfection to shit in 3 easy steps.
<the_stick> 1 step actually "Just connect the PSU into the wrong voltage outlet"
<gfjgfjgfj> Yes, but step 1 was "Buy excellent PSU" and step 3 is "Cry self to sleep".
<the_stick> Oh yeahComment: #Futuremark
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#34181 (276/454) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Paradidle> I wonder what a dog thinks right before it humps someones leg... "I dont know what it is, but I'm gonna fuck it." |
#27878 (275/441) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<candle> I think morrowind is the only game where you get rewarded for jumping around the countryside like a retard. |
#24170 (276/490) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[17:12] <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use dildos. They've made their choice. |
#7954 (275/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wisner> I walked past a protest on Market Street yesterday evening.
<wisner> I didn't burst out laughing, but I really had to work for it.
<wisner> It was JEWISH LESBIANS FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
<wisner> There was singing. |
#2172 (276/416) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<refugee> man
<refugee> you cant cancel an AOL subscription online
<dwai> try to do it over the phone
<refugee> and they want your screenname when you cancel
<refugee> so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH" |
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<Rapture> I wasn't naked! I had a sock on! |
#62304 (274/422) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tybofborg> damn i have a bad feeling about this
<tybofborg> you know that petike went to USA last sunday
<tybofborg> and i knew that he would have to spend a night at JFK airport
<tybofborg> so i sent him a letter
<tybofborg> containing all the keywords i could think about like bomb, jihad, al quaeda, bin laden and so on
<tybofborg> to freak him out when he reads it
<tybofborg> now it's been three days and he still didn't write back :( |
#56747 (275/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< din> so after i get back from the boxing matches saturday
< din> stayed at my gf's place
< din> apparently i was sleepwalking
< din> last i remember is that my gf woke me up at 4am
< din> and says "You just pissed in my floor."
< din> i'm all WTF
< din> NO FSCKIN WAY
< din> i pissed just to the right of her desk, in my sleep
< din> and flushed the printer
< din> and came back to bedComment: sleepflushing
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#56564 (275/423) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Lambie> i wish people wouldnt leave before i can ban them
<@Lambie> it's fucking rude |
#54568 (275/487) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jkl> "This pornography-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it."
<jkl> That's the worst pickup line ever. |
#31593 (275/489) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nomad> I know my friend's password!
<djoanes> what is it?
<nomad> ****** |
#29936 (275/433) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Flaze> forum still down?
<Vye-rus> Check yourself
<Vye-rus> We're not slaves
<Flaze> yep
<Flaze> still down
<Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me |
#29047 (275/463) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wangschlong> So i was walking by some house
<wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house
<wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me
<wangschlong> it turns out
<wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP |
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