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#47571 (282/560) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dweller> ever think how handy it would be to have a purse?
<Mayseth> honestly, no
<Dweller> think of all the things you could carry.. and have them with you ALL THE TIME
<Dweller> I could bring my GBA with me.. MP3 player.. a small camera.. tools..
<Mayseth> Stop trying to rationalize your gayness |
#40420 (282/404) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pokey> dude got fired from his job missing one day of work
<Pokey> ONE
<Pokey> in which he tried to get someone to cover for him
<Pokey> his sister was having a baby
<Pokey> but yet
<Pokey> they fired him
<bl4kwid0w> oO that's pretty harsh
<Pokey> well, to be fair, he lied about his sister having a baby so he could enjoy some alcohol with me
<Pokey> but still
<Pokey> they dont know that |
#40103 (281/393) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Recursive Badger> I have started playing Doom 3, but it's a little too effective...
Slacker> Heh
Recursive Badger> I generally have to cower in the corner for 5 mins before I can work up the nerve to run down a corridor
Recursive Badger> Though running along, screaming madly and firing at anything that moves is proving quite effective... There's a whole load of boxes and random pieces of architecture that won't mess with me again. |
#30141 (282/484) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Astrodog[BTEG]> Woah.
<Astrodog[BTEG]> My bank issue'd me a credit card.
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Morons. |
#28866 (281/465) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<blue09> Eldritch, did you buy the game, or, *cough*
* Eldritch coughs
<blue09> how large? *cough*
<blue09> i mean.. how many.. micro.. bullions.. in your.. (i)soup..
<Eldritch> 166mb *cough*
<blue09> *cough* can i try some of your *cough* (i)soup? *cough*
<blue09> i need it for my *cough* cold *cough*
<Eldritch> sure
<Eldritch> wait for me to set up my soup server *cough*
<blue09> *cough*
<Eldritch> or would you rather dcc?
<Eldritch> er.. I mean instant soup |
#24600 (283/433) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kak> Alereon you're a dumb fucking cunt thanks for your help i'm going to go commit suicide
<@Alereon> I love it when problems solve themselves! |
#16786 (282/405) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet. |
#15905 (282/457) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(juslooken) i looked at the bouncer and said 'u dont need to see my id'
(juslooken) and he said 'i dont need to see your id
(juslooken) it was very jedi |
#12939 (282/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me.
<fm> then they said april fools and signed off. |
#12318 (282/463) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* @Lan plays with his privates.
<Rintaun> ...
<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
<@Lan> They are really neat |
#10984 (282/452) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Seros> Did you get my hat back?
<Spleen> what kinda question is that?
<Seros> An easy one? |
#10774 (282/449) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<guyen> so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?"
<guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls, ma'am"
<guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without another word
<guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five minutes before she starts her car again
<guyen> shit, if i'd try to say something like that he would have gone LAPD on my ass |
#1124 (282/448) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies.
<Ash> A choking hazard? |
#195 (282/555) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window |
#304713 (281/377) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<egreos> you know you're a nerd when you watch porn and pause it to see what textbooks the schoolgirl is carrying so you can judge her attractiveness based on her subjects.
<egreos> she was apparently studying "dictionary", so i turned it off.
<egreos> if it had been a physics book I would have been all over that shit. |
#301075 (281/423) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jammy_Stuff> it isn't just an excuse to go drinking
<Jammy_Stuff> it's a social gathering society
<Mabbo> ... so you're like alcoholics anonymous, except that you dont admit you have a problem?
<BunnyII> exactly
<BunnyII> because we don't |
#300953 (281/425) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> how the fuck Newton figured this shit out without the internet is beyond me
<@Rjx> in my first year I had a lecturer who would make us all say "we're not worthy" when he put a picture of newton up on the screen
<@Rjx> he'd actually stop the class until people played along
<@Rjx> quite a few of the class members were international students from saudi arabia, they'd never seen wayne's world
<@Rjx> so he actually set them a homework assignment to watch it |
#296566 (281/393) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Blaze> whats with all the macro buttons haveing no labels?
<Pryoidain> We're computer people.
<Pryoidain> We don't use labels.
<Pryoidain> Makes us look smarter.
<Pryoidain> They're color coded though.
<Pryoidain> You want the blue button xP
* Pryoidain has quit (Quit: Lost terminal)
* Pryoidain has joined #aftermath
<Pryoidain> NEVERMIND. Do NOT hit the blue button O.O |
#265546 (281/555) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+arinder> evening
<&Frell> Afternoon
<+Highfarm> well hello there children...
<+arinder> i have Popsicles in my basement
<+Highfarm> is that another way of saying you´re taking it in the ass ? :D
<+arinder> wow i never thought it that way :D
<+arinder> :( |
#197703 (281/445) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<withnail> well, i suppose that whatever happened, at least i'll always have my memories
<withnail> and by memories i mean naked photos of her |
#178576 (281/545) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+sev> pegasus
<+sev> wake yo ass up
<@pegasus_> ?
<@pegasus_> i'm awake
<+sev> IRC dance competition
<+sev> go.
<@pegasus_> <o> \o/ <o/ \o>
<+sev> __o__ -_o__ --o__ _-o-_ __o-- __o_- __o__ }o{
<+sev> that's a wave followed by a goatse.
<@pegasus_> you win.
<+sev> yay! |
#90677 (281/701) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bobba> Hey Karg.
<Karg> Hmm?
<Bobba> Can you help me?
<Karg> Hm...
<Karg> shaz, gimme 1d20.
<shaz> 1d20: 4
<Bobba> ?
<Karg> No. |
#64238 (279/547) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
FFXFD: hmm, CNN has something on "the female brain"
LousyWork: is the article a ton of words that dont really say anything?
FFXFD: where every sentence contradicts the sentence before that
LousyWork: parked too close to other articles
LousyWork: halfway through it says "you arent even reading me are you" |
#59294 (281/393) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Anan> My friend said those exams aren't too bad...as long as you know your stuff
<Si> thats like sayin walkin isnt hard as long as uve got legs |
#56678 (281/435) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Quietus is now known as BruceLee
<BruceLee> Now someone change to JackieChan so we can have a karate match.
<KamiKaziGames> ...k
* KamiKaziGames is now known as JackieChan
* JackieChan has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by BruceLee)))
<BruceLee> K/O |
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