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#28726 (280/494) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+stackman> you got laid?
<Zippy2> no
<Zippy2> slept with her
<+stackman> ...
<@HamWork> fag
<@HamWork> fucking fag
<@HamWork> she was like "would you like to go to bed with me" Zippy is like "Sure, ZzZzZz"
--later--
<Zippy2> well
<Zippy2> we did watch a porno
<@HamWork> only Zippy could fuck up odds like that
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