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#311443 (-8/90) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sohcahtoa> I don’t always use UTF-8, but when I do, I parse it as ASCII.
#120221 (-8/446) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@nici> all canadians give a fuck about american politics
<@Biff_> i don't give a fuck about american politics
<@itai> you should because we make your decisions for you
Comment: #**** efnet
#311457 (-8/64) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
#57802 (-8/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Join: Spellbot
<Spellbot> New Service: Spellbot!
<Spellbot> As per user requests, a spelling robot has been created.
<Spellbot> It will offer corrections to common spelling/grammatical errors.
#307703 (-8/78) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
#145154 (-9/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brunn> The drunk/pillhead/pothead fucktard that doesn't like my satanic/white power music because he's "christian"
#39945 (-9/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ruud> sleeping makes her 10 times sexier cuz she cant say no till itz too late
#304173 (-9/133) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs.
#35208 (-9/4299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> my room smells so bad
<Daphisto> it's almost as if there's a black person living here ;P
Comment: #ramen
#254638 (-9/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anEmoSlurpee> YOUUUU
<anEmoSlurpee> CRANK DAT SOULJA BOI
<Phasmorphage> JEWWWW
<Phasmorphage> CRANK DAT TAX RETURN
Comment: #hih, irc.bungie.org
#239100 (-9/1199) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dark_nite666> Lol, at my friend's birthday party
<Dark_nite666> It was all internet nerds
<Dark_nite666> and when his parents brought his cake out
<Looce> cake's a lie?
<Dark_nite666> all it said was "The Game"
<Looce> LOL
<Dark_nite666> everyone in the room went "FUCK"
<Vidi> lmao
<Dark_nite666> then he proceeded to say the cake is a lie
<Dark_nite666> and they took it away
<Dark_nite666> and we all got ice cream and mountain dew >_>
#52778 (-10/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
rcfalcons07: proof why chuck norris is my hero-
rcfalcons07: Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
#111182 (-10/542) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** LabMonkey humps ktea's leg.
*** ktea gives LabMonkey a Beggin' Strip
<LabMonkey> IT'S BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*** LabMonkey flips out.
Comment: #bifemunix EFNet
#132949 (-10/1006) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<G-Flex> OH GOD ANOTHER FAT GUY OUT OF NOWHERE
<G-Flex> JESUS
<G-Flex> what the fuck is wrong with Ohio
#310615 (-10/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+toordog> omg, I cannot stand working with a developer who takes 1 hour
to do a 30 second task...
<+bsdwolf> he's probably on IRC
#309063 (-11/115) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an iron golem on the roof and not to provoke it
< munin> i thought he was doing lsd for a few minutes until i remembered he was talking about our minecraft house
#13158 (-11/721) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eihm> sing with me, sing with me!
* eihm sings
* fuck you
<fuck> shut the fuck up
<fuck> god damnit you fucking annoying piece of shit
<fuck> fucking boy band loving hermaphrodite
<fuck> I swear somebody needs to beat your ass to Israel
#311446 (-11/87) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ednos> technically, I'm not pedantic
#303942 (-12/196) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fivre> Hello ladies. Look at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now look at mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Now back at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now back to mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Sadly, it isn't mine.
<fivre> But when it stops using inner-class-scented Java and switches to JDK 7, it could smell like mine.
<fivre> Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in an IDE, with the code your code could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a lambda expression, with two arguments of that type you love.
<fivre> Look again: the lambda is now a method reference!
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, Employee#isPartTime);
<fivre> Anything is possible when your code smells like fresh new JDK 7 hotness and not inner classes. I'm on a horse.
#310381 (-12/50) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< mcpherrin> dylster3: You can write rust that crashes the compiler pretty easy
< mcpherrin> It's really just the worst form of error message :p
< Sharp> mcpherrin: Well, it's not as easy as it used to be, to be fair :)
< mcpherrin> Sharp: the thing is that as you get better at rust, you write more well formed code and so crash the compiler less ;)
< mcpherrin> so it always seems to be getting better!
#282264 (-12/356) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jack> A little bit of Jessica on the floor,
<Jack> A little bit of Monica on the steps,
<Jack> Mumbai number FIVE!
#120265 (-12/546) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@sdr> shitting while being hungover must be like childbirth to a womanComment: #**** efnet
#303589 (-12/1052) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Omi> Who are the hardest people to distract?
<Xa> No clue
<Omi> Jews
<Omi> All that time spent in concentration camps.
#33153 (-13/3405) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( @[ ) one time she took a shit in the toilet and i fished a turd out and used it as a masturbation lubricant
#185748 (-14/58) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dude-O> Jesus should have a facebook and a Myspace. And his myspace isn't cluttered with shitty animated gifs, flash, and other crap that makes other people's computers melt.
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