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#37734 (-7/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Doc|Scanning> This is going to take a while -..-
<Doc|Scanning> Slow ass scanner
<Celeste> ass scanning? o.o
<Doc|Scanning> Haha
<Doc|Scanning> Yeah...
Comment: #LiveYiff
#36208 (-7/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Enjoi> qdb.us != bash.org
#310643 (-7/65) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.
Comment: EFnet/#php
#297593 (-7/483) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@|silicon> When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.Comment: #geekissues
#295549 (-7/627) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~Vespa> Elance, Rent a Coder, Freelancer, etc, etc
<~Vespa> what's the term for those sites?
<~muftak> paki4hire
Comment: #dirt
#311457 (-7/69) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
#43178 (-7/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zeph> have you seen the people who work the machines? do you really want someone like that walking to your door holding your food?
<CoheedMaster> hahah good point
<zeph> at least here in florida, they're all toothless rednecks and/or black people
* LygarZero (LygarZero@31337-81C7A769.dialup.applwi.ameritech.net) has joined #digitaltoxicity
<CoheedMaster> same here.
<zeph> well, speak of the devil
<claudio> ahahaha
<LygarZero> losers
Comment: irc.digitaltoxicity.net #digitaltoxicity by zeph
#56235 (-7/365) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kav> fat people are people x2
#28350 (-7/501) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<esc0^s0n> she sucked my dick, i busted upon her lips n tits a little splater'd in her eye i said watch the kids ill be back in a min just gotta handle some biz i got that bitch wrapped tighter around my finger then 16 year old virgin pussy lips
#48067 (-7/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ALGORYTHM> qdb are as quote eliteist and facist as bash. only 100 times fasterComment: #e107
#53191 (-7/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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< mgm> I've a basic question about networking. How can network analyzer software packages (iris/etherape etc.) running on switch port 1 can 'listen' or 'learn' about other peers on a 'switch' ?
< jlott__> 'haha' 'retard'
<@hMz> wow.
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#129485 (-7/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH"
<@Mr_Giraffe> a kool aid man jar full of menstrual blood
<@Mr_Giraffe> crashing through a polling place
#27886 (-7/449) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* BLACKDUDE (~ihateyou@ip68-102-88-243.ks.ok.cox.net) has joined #pain
<BLACKDUDE> hey yall
<BoxingNun> black dude?
<BoxingNun> why dont u take that computer back to the nice white people u stole it from
Comment: cute?
#32549 (-8/510) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cloud02> heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on Gothic_CatGirl XD
#27175 (-8/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Quiz0r> {Moxquizz} What is the Topic on channel #1,00 ?
* Parts:  BScorp^aw (chsc@***************)
#37738 (-8/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* helinem holds up a gold watch on a chain, and swings it back and forth in front of Jinn.  "You are feeling sleepy..."
* Jinn eats the watch.
Comment: #LiveYiff
#31087 (-8/602) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
http://counter-strike.zeldapower.com/xtremeradio/jackal-bestprank.mp3
#120221 (-8/446) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@nici> all canadians give a fuck about american politics
<@Biff_> i don't give a fuck about american politics
<@itai> you should because we make your decisions for you
Comment: #**** efnet
#10672 (-8/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nexstar> What's Sonic the Hedgehog?
#33985 (-8/464) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> blacks have a culture?  i thought they just beat people
<Berzerker> their culture is to be loud and ignorant as possible in movie theatres
Comment: #ramen
#34256 (-8/418) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rainman> i love licking the arshole
<MytMowse> that's so gross nig
<Rainman> im serious
<Rainman> i girls asshole is nice n clean
<MytMowse> hope you get ecoli
#307703 (-8/78) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
#145154 (-9/365) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brunn> The drunk/pillhead/pothead fucktard that doesn't like my satanic/white power music because he's "christian"
#118051 (-9/909) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brandino> It'd be funny
<Brandino> if black people decided to play SC
<Brandino> and ended up being better than the korean's
<Lokanas> Impossible
<SprtJuice> Black people can't even take care of their own families, so what makes you think they can micro manage a base + huge armies?
#304173 (-9/133) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs.
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