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#32549 (-8/510) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cloud02> heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on Gothic_CatGirl XD
#27175 (-8/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Quiz0r> {Moxquizz} What is the Topic on channel #1,00 ?
* Parts:  BScorp^aw (chsc@***************)
#37738 (-8/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* helinem holds up a gold watch on a chain, and swings it back and forth in front of Jinn.  "You are feeling sleepy..."
* Jinn eats the watch.
Comment: #LiveYiff
#31087 (-8/602) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
http://counter-strike.zeldapower.com/xtremeradio/jackal-bestprank.mp3
#310643 (-8/64) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.
Comment: EFnet/#php
#302460 (-8/46) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Trillkott> I've been screwed alot in life, but to only have 6 episodes of season 2 of Southland has to be the worst ever to be honest...
<@eFinger> yeah, im thinking kids living in Rwanda
<@eFinger> are thinking the same
#35197 (-8/528) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< gloone>     _"_ %
< gloone>     (<  ?       HYPOTHETICAL
< gloone>      ` "
< gloone>     __||___     YOU FIND OUT YOUR WIFE OF MANY YEARS
< gloone>    |\___//_\    IS A POST-OP TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TOLD
< gloone>    (' | ') \\   YOU
< gloone>  __|\ , /  |/
< gloone> /:  /   \  ::   DO YOU A. STOP BEATING HER BECAUSE
< gloone> \| ######o /|   SHE WAS ONCE A MAN AND THUS DESERVES
< gloone>   ######## \)   MORE RESPECT OR B. BEAT HER HARDER
< gloone>   ########      BECAUSE HER COOTER IS FAKE
< gloone>    \ :  /
< gloone>     \: /
< gloone>      --
< gloone>      %%%
< gloone>       %%
< gloone>        %
< gloone>       /:\
< gloone>      |/|,
#18324 (-8/752) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: =(
#120221 (-8/446) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@nici> all canadians give a fuck about american politics
<@Biff_> i don't give a fuck about american politics
<@itai> you should because we make your decisions for you
Comment: #**** efnet
#311457 (-8/68) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
#10672 (-8/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nexstar> What's Sonic the Hedgehog?
#307703 (-8/78) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
#145154 (-9/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brunn> The drunk/pillhead/pothead fucktard that doesn't like my satanic/white power music because he's "christian"
#118051 (-9/909) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brandino> It'd be funny
<Brandino> if black people decided to play SC
<Brandino> and ended up being better than the korean's
<Lokanas> Impossible
<SprtJuice> Black people can't even take care of their own families, so what makes you think they can micro manage a base + huge armies?
#304173 (-9/133) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs.
#33072 (-9/817) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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#57802 (-9/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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#239100 (-9/1199) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dark_nite666> Lol, at my friend's birthday party
<Dark_nite666> It was all internet nerds
<Dark_nite666> and when his parents brought his cake out
<Looce> cake's a lie?
<Dark_nite666> all it said was "The Game"
<Looce> LOL
<Dark_nite666> everyone in the room went "FUCK"
<Vidi> lmao
<Dark_nite666> then he proceeded to say the cake is a lie
<Dark_nite666> and they took it away
<Dark_nite666> and we all got ice cream and mountain dew >_>
#39945 (-10/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ruud> sleeping makes her 10 times sexier cuz she cant say no till itz too late
#35208 (-10/4300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> my room smells so bad
<Daphisto> it's almost as if there's a black person living here ;P
Comment: #ramen
#254638 (-10/428) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<anEmoSlurpee> YOUUUU
<anEmoSlurpee> CRANK DAT SOULJA BOI
<Phasmorphage> JEWWWW
<Phasmorphage> CRANK DAT TAX RETURN
Comment: #hih, irc.bungie.org
#52778 (-12/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
rcfalcons07: proof why chuck norris is my hero-
rcfalcons07: Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
#111182 (-11/543) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** LabMonkey humps ktea's leg.
*** ktea gives LabMonkey a Beggin' Strip
<LabMonkey> IT'S BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*** LabMonkey flips out.
Comment: #bifemunix EFNet
#303942 (-9/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fivre> Hello ladies. Look at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now look at mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Now back at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now back to mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Sadly, it isn't mine.
<fivre> But when it stops using inner-class-scented Java and switches to JDK 7, it could smell like mine.
<fivre> Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in an IDE, with the code your code could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a lambda expression, with two arguments of that type you love.
<fivre> Look again: the lambda is now a method reference!
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, Employee#isPartTime);
<fivre> Anything is possible when your code smells like fresh new JDK 7 hotness and not inner classes. I'm on a horse.
#132949 (-12/1008) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<G-Flex> OH GOD ANOTHER FAT GUY OUT OF NOWHERE
<G-Flex> JESUS
<G-Flex> what the fuck is wrong with Ohio
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