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#310174 (-35/79) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
#300545 (-38/148) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
#310019 (-41/105) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<richterthethird> after doing some research
<TheBadSpoon> you STILL can't find your penis?
#308803 (-41/197) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
#240878 (-43/113) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doc|work> hey, what happened thermopylae?
<ardchoille> he got burned out?
<ardchoille> He was fired?
<ardchoille> Got too hot under the collar?
<doc|work> ardchoille: btw, 7-11 here has giant slurpee vats
<doc|work> giant as in gallon sized probably
* ardchoille is still the king of bad puns
<doc|work> hence the change of subject :)
#302337 (-46/190) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use>
#153441 (-46/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen
#310784 (-53/75) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xena> just make sure to reduce your wildly using of things just because they are cool
<Xena> a filter like that will get you far
#172905 (-64/162) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AgentRenegade> i think im gonna love my new highschool class^^
<AgentRenegade> during a lecture a boy suddenly stood up and yelled "Its 13:37, its 1337 time!!"
#294906 (-70/106) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
This is Hacked by IzmirLadde
checked your security *G*
Comment: This Site is Hacked by IzmirLadde
#300804 (-79/333) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
<Kage_Jittai> superlou: what?
<superlou> Viola burns longer
<generic> Moon_Doggy: Wow
-*- Moon_Doggy prepares sniper rifle
-*- Moon_Doggy takes careful aim at the stage superlou stands on
-*- generic gives the signal
-*- superlou bends over to pick up glass of water.
-*- Moon_Doggy aims at superlou
-*- superlou stands up
-*- generic readies the signal
-*- superlou uses teleport
<Moon_Doggy> damn
<generic> D:
#300943 (-87/441) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Party> I have a furry magazine, one I keep just for them
<Party> .223
#297656 (-104/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Carly: Hmm... I was wondering what that sound was... and why my leg was getting wet
#308652 (-105/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tarkaan> I need to animate something
<Tarkaan> not for sexual purposes
<Tarkaan> what software do I use?
Comment: #geekissues
#310928 (-110/114) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
“A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of reverence towards the kind of people whom he or she likes, but the width of his or her true intelligence is gauged correctly and only by one making in others life the real good difference.” ~Anuj SomanyComment: Common Sense
#11 (-119/5652) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game
#311043 (-134/144) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
I am so grateful for your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic. kkedccggafbaddfbComment: I am so grateful for your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic. kkedccggafbaddfb
#301713 (-169/475) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
slain        nicole show us your vagina
suspiria     not tonight
slain        is it all sloppy tonight
slain        did you man beat it up
suspiria     it's fairly clean
suspiria     as clean as such a filthy thing can ever become
slain        do vaginas make cheese
suspiria     no
timmy        i know an asshole that makes computers
#300551 (-186/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rena> man recently qdb.us has been improving their layout quite a bit... just getting better and better... and today I go and I see big fucking ads interspersed with the content D:Comment: fun while it lasted
Ed. note: The "ads" are mostly links to friends' sites and interesting stuff we find around the web, but if you still hate them, you can turn them off in the preferences.
#304048 (-246/432) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cumthinker> ( .   __ . ) . o O ( cum )
#300000 (-381/585) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gary>  This is going to be the 300000th quote i'm gona use on qdb. its gona be sick
<gary>  Then i'm going to do the the 300001th one, HELL YEAH
#60 (-454/5756) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** EtherMan sets mode: +oo DigDug prysuxirl
#42 (-722/5924) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote
#138889 (-1209/4397) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Raycaster  : I thought you hated poetry?
Nightripper: Poetry? Here's some poetry:
Nightripper:   Roses are red.
Nightripper:   Violets are blue.
Nightripper:   Shut the fuck up,
Nightripper:   Or I'll assrape you.
Nightripper: Enjoy.
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