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#300545 (-36/150) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
#310904 (-36/88) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phase> what html do function does function calls actually generate?
<Phase> if youcan't tell, i didn't speel welo
<Phase> sleep'
<Xena> can you words that again?
<Phase> well'
#199365 (-36/96) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<knoeki> :pd: <--- tounge kiss ;_)
<knoeki> or 'french kiss' as the americans may say
<knoeki> in dutch a 'french kiss' is a blowjob
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
#302169 (-37/167) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scgtrp> froggey: [Link to circuit diagram]
<scgtrp> what's that thing above the transistor?
<froggey> a diode and a thing
<scgtrp> yes, what's the thing?
<froggey> dunno
<froggey> solemnwarning?
<solemnwarning> It's a box with a diagonal line through it
<froggey> that's what i thought
* scgtrp facepalms.
<froggey> scgtrp: go find a box with a diagonal line through it
#310019 (-40/106) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<richterthethird> after doing some research
<TheBadSpoon> you STILL can't find your penis?
#308803 (-40/198) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
#311462 (-40/112) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine
#195546 (-41/95) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Leslie_S> I dunno if anyone that would care is here, but im sure anyone could laugh about the situation im in now
<Leslie_S> I've been stuck at this damn terminal for 2 days because i was involved in a crash at 3mph
<Leslie_S> it did THAT MUCH damage to our equipment...
#240878 (-43/113) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<doc|work> hey, what happened thermopylae?
<ardchoille> he got burned out?
<ardchoille> He was fired?
<ardchoille> Got too hot under the collar?
<doc|work> ardchoille: btw, 7-11 here has giant slurpee vats
<doc|work> giant as in gallon sized probably
* ardchoille is still the king of bad puns
<doc|work> hence the change of subject :)
#302337 (-45/191) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use>
#153441 (-45/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen
#188760 (-48/106) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
kennygprs: the feet on one side of my tower are missing so its a gangster leanin' tower
#311401 (-48/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My little brother recently got grounded from video games
Optical Disc: He had no clue what else to do so I suggested he play outside
Optical Disc: So he went and just stood there for a while
Optical Disc: And now he's hitting a rock with a stick
Optical Disc: I asked if he's having fun and he said "I don't know"
#310784 (-53/75) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xena> just make sure to reduce your wildly using of things just because they are cool
<Xena> a filter like that will get you far
#310733 (-55/95) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<poofs> unlike other therapists, she is smart enough to know that you cannot take the UPS approach to therapy and handle fragile items by throwing them down the stairs
#200688 (-58/108) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DoctorPhileasFragg> So how about people making penises in Spore?
<mrbobjoe> It won't work, you're a freak
<GenericLoser> Then Spore can't truly claim to have user-generated content.
<Helmholz> Everyone's buying the game so they can make penises.
#308419 (-60/122) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kelso> I try my best to avoid myself.
#304239 (-60/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bananobot> It crashed AGAIN
<Bananobot> I thought the whole point of Java's freaking annoying over-verbosity was so it could detect errors before deployment or at least before crashing
<Bananobot> It's like, "Yay, everything's working fine, Cap'n! Smooth sailing! Lalala ABANDON SHIP!"
#172905 (-64/162) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AgentRenegade> i think im gonna love my new highschool class^^
<AgentRenegade> during a lecture a boy suddenly stood up and yelled "Its 13:37, its 1337 time!!"
#301367 (-65/211) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RangerRick> OK, really people.  The hitler subtitle mashups are just not funny anymore.  I don't care how funny you think it is, the 30th variant is just not amusing.  You're too late, find a new meme!
<@bbraun> so, you're the hitler of hitler subtitle mashups?
<RangerRick> I think it's fair to say that the meme was pre-Godwin'd.
<chandler> yeah, but is there a hitler subtitle mashup making fun of hitler subtitle mashups making fun of hitler subtitle mashups yet?
<chandler> if not, then insufficient metairony
<gh1> recursive self-Godwinism?
<gh1> people could be hurt...
<dre^> we call that hitlerecursion, aka SIGHEIL
#310126 (-68/166) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<schuko> i've had my share with C working with embedded software
<schuko> it's like star wars
<schuko> you shave off a few bytes and then there's a new hope
<schuko> then you run the test suite and the empire strikes back
Comment: #/g/sicp on Rizon
#300490 (-70/164) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Palantyre> If a lycanthrope becomes a merchant, will he be known as a warewolf?
<Ce`Nedra> *grins* yes
<Palantyre> Okay, just checking ;P
#302029 (-75/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<celti> Fuck, my cigarette burnt down to my toes.
<jules> don't you mean fingers?
<celti> No, I mean toes. I was smoking with my toes so I didn't get ash in the keyboard.
<jules> WTF
#301421 (-77/161) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CinMax> had angiogram, nothing is blocked. they just do not know....
<CinMax> they had to shave my nuts :(
<Von_Ruff> So you still don't know anything, but your balls are hairless now?  I'd say a definite decline since we last talked.
#300804 (-80/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
<Kage_Jittai> superlou: what?
<superlou> Viola burns longer
<generic> Moon_Doggy: Wow
-*- Moon_Doggy prepares sniper rifle
-*- Moon_Doggy takes careful aim at the stage superlou stands on
-*- generic gives the signal
-*- superlou bends over to pick up glass of water.
-*- Moon_Doggy aims at superlou
-*- superlou stands up
-*- generic readies the signal
-*- superlou uses teleport
<Moon_Doggy> damn
<generic> D:
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