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<IngMeme> Victor Mancini is a ruthless con artist. Victor Mancini is a med-school dropout who's taken a job playing an Irish indentured servant in a colonial-era theme park in order to help care for his Alzheimer's-afflicted mother. Victor Mancini is a sex addict. Victor Mancini is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. He realizes his heritage and that he can preform miracles with nothing but his mind because he was cloned from DNA from the foreskin of Jesus Christ. So he tries to miraculously cure his mother of Alzheimers. While he's waving his arms over her she chokes on chocolate pudding and dies. |