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#118051 (-7/907) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brandino> It'd be funny
<Brandino> if black people decided to play SC
<Brandino> and ended up being better than the korean's
<Lokanas> Impossible
<SprtJuice> Black people can't even take care of their own families, so what makes you think they can micro manage a base + huge armies?
#302372 (-7/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> But these are 300/350/400V
<fahadsadah> I have enough to kill someone here
<fahadsadah> And I need to hurry with the soldering
<fahadsadah> April Fools is tomorrow
#32549 (-7/509) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cloud02> heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on Gothic_CatGirl XD
#27175 (-7/365) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Quiz0r> {Moxquizz} What is the Topic on channel #1,00 ?
* Parts:  BScorp^aw (chsc@***************)
#33072 (-7/815) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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#19250 (-7/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anthrax_Victim_7> Mark: do me a favor and put on a thong with big targets around your titties and tuck your cock n sac into your legs and shave ur pubes into a V like u have a CUNT then walk into your parents room and 5 in the morning or whenveer theyre deep asleep with vasoline greased all over your body and turn on there lighjt and scream at the top of your lungs and let your bowels spew the HUGEST diahrrea shit
#212804 (-7/541) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[21:49:27] * lauanana (lauanana@212-198-248-33.rev.numericable.fr) has joined #iwbtg
[21:49:34] * lauanana has quit ()
* Kayin sets ban on *!*@*.fr
Comment: Never join a channel and leave within 7 seconds of no replies, or your whole country gets banned.
#301908 (-7/709) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kian> -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ (Explanation of Bipolar Disorder)
#37738 (-7/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* helinem holds up a gold watch on a chain, and swings it back and forth in front of Jinn.  "You are feeling sleepy..."
* Jinn eats the watch.
Comment: #LiveYiff
#31087 (-7/601) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
http://counter-strike.zeldapower.com/xtremeradio/jackal-bestprank.mp3
#18324 (-7/751) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: =(
#120221 (-7/445) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@nici> all canadians give a fuck about american politics
<@Biff_> i don't give a fuck about american politics
<@itai> you should because we make your decisions for you
Comment: #**** efnet
#10672 (-7/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nexstar> What's Sonic the Hedgehog?
#306611 (-7/85) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guen> My comp is dying
<cshake> it clearly needs mouth to mouth
<Guen> It's beyond that
<cshake> ass to mouth?
#239100 (-7/1197) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dark_nite666> Lol, at my friend's birthday party
<Dark_nite666> It was all internet nerds
<Dark_nite666> and when his parents brought his cake out
<Looce> cake's a lie?
<Dark_nite666> all it said was "The Game"
<Looce> LOL
<Dark_nite666> everyone in the room went "FUCK"
<Vidi> lmao
<Dark_nite666> then he proceeded to say the cake is a lie
<Dark_nite666> and they took it away
<Dark_nite666> and we all got ice cream and mountain dew >_>
#35208 (-8/4298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> my room smells so bad
<Daphisto> it's almost as if there's a black person living here ;P
Comment: #ramen
#57802 (-8/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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#307703 (-8/78) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
#145154 (-9/365) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brunn> The drunk/pillhead/pothead fucktard that doesn't like my satanic/white power music because he's "christian"
#39945 (-9/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ruud> sleeping makes her 10 times sexier cuz she cant say no till itz too late
#304173 (-9/133) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs.
#132949 (-9/1005) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<G-Flex> OH GOD ANOTHER FAT GUY OUT OF NOWHERE
<G-Flex> JESUS
<G-Flex> what the fuck is wrong with Ohio
#310643 (-9/63) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.
Comment: EFnet/#php
#302460 (-9/45) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trillkott> I've been screwed alot in life, but to only have 6 episodes of season 2 of Southland has to be the worst ever to be honest...
<@eFinger> yeah, im thinking kids living in Rwanda
<@eFinger> are thinking the same
#254638 (-9/427) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anEmoSlurpee> YOUUUU
<anEmoSlurpee> CRANK DAT SOULJA BOI
<Phasmorphage> JEWWWW
<Phasmorphage> CRANK DAT TAX RETURN
Comment: #hih, irc.bungie.org
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