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#120261 (-5/489) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<m0rb> you're breaking up with your girl dylan?
<dylan> haha she's opting out of me
Comment: #**** efnet
#1246 (-5/4747) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world would be fixed
#7909 (-5/390) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cain> farting in bed
<cain> with your gf next to you
<cain> then holding her head under the covers
<cain> yah baby yah!
#27886 (-5/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* BLACKDUDE (~ihateyou@ip68-102-88-243.ks.ok.cox.net) has joined #pain
<BLACKDUDE> hey yall
<BoxingNun> black dude?
<BoxingNun> why dont u take that computer back to the nice white people u stole it from
Comment: cute?
#28924 (-5/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<publius> i love smoked meat
#24830 (-5/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DivX> pretty cool, my brother bought it for $800, spent $4500 on it and sold it to me for $1500 with rego
<DivX> the paint job is ok, just has white flecks through it
<DivX> the bonet, roof and boot have the flecks due to my sister inlaws cousin doing a bodge job
#46100 (-6/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Beefy: question - was mr snufflufugus big bird's imaginary friend?
Wolfen: think so
Beefy: k
Beefy: was just thinkin then.  Never actually see anyone else talk to him
* Wolfen doenst want to know
Wolfen: you are bored
Beefy: stephen
Wolfen: ahh
Beefy: ;)
Beefy: they don't make it obvious, and they never mentioned it..  but I think he is / was
Wolfen: i think he didnt actually talk to others
Wolfen: err did
Wolfen: but then
Beefy: but was there recognition of presence? :)
Wolfen: this is coming from 30yo memories
Wolfen: ><
Beefy: 18 yrs ago here :)
Beefy: and sober :|
Wolfen: umm
Wolfen: i think its healthy if you can claim sobriety at 3....
Beefy: i blame my parents...
Comment: Wondering if Snuffy was Big Bird's real or imaginary friend....
#229916 (-6/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fen_Star> billy, if you got ahold of my address would you come kill me?
<billy> why the fuck would I waste my time
<billy> don't flatter yourself
<Fen_Star> I see...
Comment: GameSurge, #woot
#27961 (-6/562) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ripper> I told u I was hardcore
#43359 (-6/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@wwmrtww> forwarding ports is so easy
<@wwmrtww> its nice how it forwards based on the computer name registered in the router, rather than ip, so i dont have to change stuff when the pnas get messed up
<@blazemore> heh
<@blazemore> i read "forwarding ports" as "pounding out farts"
Comment: #ramen
#37734 (-6/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Doc|Scanning> This is going to take a while -..-
<Doc|Scanning> Slow ass scanner
<Celeste> ass scanning? o.o
<Doc|Scanning> Haha
<Doc|Scanning> Yeah...
Comment: #LiveYiff
#37778 (-6/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
mistercow43: someone with no sense of humor keeps submitting to qdb.us
mistercow43: from the channel
mistercow43: #LiveYiff
mistercow43: *vomits*
nelyab39: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
nelyab39: >.<
mistercow43: bastard Furries will take away everything worth living for
mistercow43: and then they'll take away everything worth dying for
mistercow43: before you know it
mistercow43: they've taken away everything worth going on a violent furricidal rampage for
nelyab39: hahahahaha
mistercow43: and then
mistercow43: everything worth curling into a fetal position and crying for
#43178 (-6/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zeph> have you seen the people who work the machines? do you really want someone like that walking to your door holding your food?
<CoheedMaster> hahah good point
<zeph> at least here in florida, they're all toothless rednecks and/or black people
* LygarZero (LygarZero@31337-81C7A769.dialup.applwi.ameritech.net) has joined #digitaltoxicity
<CoheedMaster> same here.
<zeph> well, speak of the devil
<claudio> ahahaha
<LygarZero> losers
Comment: irc.digitaltoxicity.net #digitaltoxicity by zeph
#56235 (-6/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kav> fat people are people x2
#48067 (-6/368) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ALGORYTHM> qdb are as quote eliteist and facist as bash. only 100 times fasterComment: #e107
#302278 (-6/738) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elmnt80> My 9 year old cousin spent a year trying to get me to let her suck my dick
#53191 (-6/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-!- mgm [~mgm@] has joined #cisco
< mgm> I've a basic question about networking. How can network analyzer software packages (iris/etherape etc.) running on switch port 1 can 'listen' or 'learn' about other peers on a 'switch' ?
< jlott__> 'haha' 'retard'
<@hMz> wow.
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#129485 (-6/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH"
<@Mr_Giraffe> a kool aid man jar full of menstrual blood
<@Mr_Giraffe> crashing through a polling place
#34256 (-6/416) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rainman> i love licking the arshole
<MytMowse> that's so gross nig
<Rainman> im serious
<Rainman> i girls asshole is nice n clean
<MytMowse> hope you get ecoli
#28637 (-6/392) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nike> www.zaptv.tk
* Pingu sets mode: +b *!*tr0nd_@*.bluecom.no
* nike was kicked by Pingu (.no thanks.)
Comment: Norwegin Spammers getting a whopass
#310240 (-6/56) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PokemonTrainer> iQQsohard, do you know what a paperweight is
<iQQsohard> isnt it like a material
<iQQsohard> but light like paper
#304869 (-6/126) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tec> The Delta was the most successful Group B car ever made.
<Tec> Though I'd still give a kidney (probably someone else's) for a Sport Quattro. Thing would outdo a Veyron on any surface other than dry tarmac.
<AkumaWolf> lol
<AkumaWolf> I would want the Veyron... only to put a vinyl of the Goatse guy on the underside of the spoiler, then retract it... then when another M3 asshole harasses me on the N1... I'll just pop out the spoiler and BOOM!... goatse :P
<AkumaWolf> in.. yo... faaaace!
<Tec> Pft.
Comment: #twokinds
#118051 (-7/907) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brandino> It'd be funny
<Brandino> if black people decided to play SC
<Brandino> and ended up being better than the korean's
<Lokanas> Impossible
<SprtJuice> Black people can't even take care of their own families, so what makes you think they can micro manage a base + huge armies?
#302372 (-7/425) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> But these are 300/350/400V
<fahadsadah> I have enough to kill someone here
<fahadsadah> And I need to hurry with the soldering
<fahadsadah> April Fools is tomorrow
#32549 (-7/509) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cloud02> heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on Gothic_CatGirl XD
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