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#26428 (-5/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Miyra> sad life u lead Chris[ni]
<Chris[ni]> wtf
<Chris[ni]> whats with the gay name?
<Chris[ni]> r u coming out the closet?
<Lazesharp> how the hell could he come out?
<Lazesharp> he'd just get stuck in the door
Comment: Miyra is a fat tub of lard, hence the wise crack.
#30524 (-5/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wussie> I've got you on my voicedial under "Ugly"
<Luukskywalker> Shiittt
<Luukskywalker> You Suck
<Wussie> Nah, bored @ school
#37204 (-5/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<djoanes> fuck you bitch
<fulgore> I dare you to say it again
<djoanes> It =)
#33638 (-5/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Berzerk3r> my iq is higher than my icq number
#36208 (-5/207) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Enjoi> qdb.us != bash.org
#55178 (-5/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wiz_KeeD> what's the equivalent of net view from win in knoppix?
<Phate> 'man net'
<Wiz_KeeD> dude
<Wiz_KeeD> it said FORMATTING...
Comment: #Linux - irc.hackthissite.org
#20645 (-5/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D3adlode`ViceCity> No.. it's a roleplaying night in some club
<Neodymium> Wow, I'd love to play paedophile
<Neodymium> I could go with some little model of a kid strapped to my waist
#28350 (-5/499) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<esc0^s0n> she sucked my dick, i busted upon her lips n tits a little splater'd in her eye i said watch the kids ill be back in a min just gotta handle some biz i got that bitch wrapped tighter around my finger then 16 year old virgin pussy lips
#33985 (-5/461) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> blacks have a culture?  i thought they just beat people
<Berzerker> their culture is to be loud and ignorant as possible in movie theatres
Comment: #ramen
#120261 (-5/489) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<m0rb> you're breaking up with your girl dylan?
<dylan> haha she's opting out of me
Comment: #**** efnet
#1246 (-5/4747) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world would be fixed
#7909 (-5/390) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cain> farting in bed
<cain> with your gf next to you
<cain> then holding her head under the covers
<cain> yah baby yah!
#27886 (-5/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* BLACKDUDE (~ihateyou@ip68-102-88-243.ks.ok.cox.net) has joined #pain
<BLACKDUDE> hey yall
<BoxingNun> black dude?
<BoxingNun> why dont u take that computer back to the nice white people u stole it from
Comment: cute?
#28924 (-5/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<publius> i love smoked meat
#24830 (-5/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DivX> pretty cool, my brother bought it for $800, spent $4500 on it and sold it to me for $1500 with rego
<DivX> the paint job is ok, just has white flecks through it
<DivX> the bonet, roof and boot have the flecks due to my sister inlaws cousin doing a bodge job
#46100 (-6/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Beefy: question - was mr snufflufugus big bird's imaginary friend?
Wolfen: think so
Beefy: k
Beefy: was just thinkin then.  Never actually see anyone else talk to him
* Wolfen doenst want to know
Wolfen: you are bored
Beefy: stephen
Wolfen: ahh
Beefy: ;)
Beefy: they don't make it obvious, and they never mentioned it..  but I think he is / was
Wolfen: i think he didnt actually talk to others
Wolfen: err did
Wolfen: but then
Beefy: but was there recognition of presence? :)
Wolfen: this is coming from 30yo memories
Wolfen: ><
Beefy: 18 yrs ago here :)
Beefy: and sober :|
Wolfen: umm
Wolfen: i think its healthy if you can claim sobriety at 3....
Beefy: i blame my parents...
Comment: Wondering if Snuffy was Big Bird's real or imaginary friend....
#229916 (-6/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fen_Star> billy, if you got ahold of my address would you come kill me?
<billy> why the fuck would I waste my time
<billy> don't flatter yourself
<Fen_Star> I see...
Comment: GameSurge, #woot
#27961 (-6/562) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ripper> I told u I was hardcore
#43359 (-6/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@wwmrtww> forwarding ports is so easy
<@wwmrtww> its nice how it forwards based on the computer name registered in the router, rather than ip, so i dont have to change stuff when the pnas get messed up
<@blazemore> heh
<@blazemore> i read "forwarding ports" as "pounding out farts"
Comment: #ramen
#37734 (-6/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Doc|Scanning> This is going to take a while -..-
<Doc|Scanning> Slow ass scanner
<Celeste> ass scanning? o.o
<Doc|Scanning> Haha
<Doc|Scanning> Yeah...
Comment: #LiveYiff
#37778 (-6/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
mistercow43: someone with no sense of humor keeps submitting to qdb.us
mistercow43: from the channel
mistercow43: #LiveYiff
mistercow43: *vomits*
nelyab39: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
nelyab39: >.<
mistercow43: bastard Furries will take away everything worth living for
mistercow43: and then they'll take away everything worth dying for
mistercow43: before you know it
mistercow43: they've taken away everything worth going on a violent furricidal rampage for
nelyab39: hahahahaha
mistercow43: and then
mistercow43: everything worth curling into a fetal position and crying for
#43178 (-6/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zeph> have you seen the people who work the machines? do you really want someone like that walking to your door holding your food?
<CoheedMaster> hahah good point
<zeph> at least here in florida, they're all toothless rednecks and/or black people
* LygarZero (LygarZero@31337-81C7A769.dialup.applwi.ameritech.net) has joined #digitaltoxicity
<CoheedMaster> same here.
<zeph> well, speak of the devil
<claudio> ahahaha
<LygarZero> losers
Comment: irc.digitaltoxicity.net #digitaltoxicity by zeph
#56235 (-6/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kav> fat people are people x2
#48067 (-6/368) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ALGORYTHM> qdb are as quote eliteist and facist as bash. only 100 times fasterComment: #e107
#302278 (-6/738) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elmnt80> My 9 year old cousin spent a year trying to get me to let her suck my dick
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