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#33985 (-5/461) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> blacks have a culture?  i thought they just beat people
<Berzerker> their culture is to be loud and ignorant as possible in movie theatres
Comment: #ramen
#120261 (-5/489) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<m0rb> you're breaking up with your girl dylan?
<dylan> haha she's opting out of me
Comment: #**** efnet
#1246 (-5/4747) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world would be fixed
#7909 (-5/390) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cain> farting in bed
<cain> with your gf next to you
<cain> then holding her head under the covers
<cain> yah baby yah!
#27886 (-5/447) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* BLACKDUDE (~ihateyou@ip68-102-88-243.ks.ok.cox.net) has joined #pain
<BLACKDUDE> hey yall
<BoxingNun> black dude?
<BoxingNun> why dont u take that computer back to the nice white people u stole it from
Comment: cute?
#28924 (-5/385) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<publius> i love smoked meat
#24830 (-5/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DivX> pretty cool, my brother bought it for $800, spent $4500 on it and sold it to me for $1500 with rego
<DivX> the paint job is ok, just has white flecks through it
<DivX> the bonet, roof and boot have the flecks due to my sister inlaws cousin doing a bodge job
#46100 (-6/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Beefy: question - was mr snufflufugus big bird's imaginary friend?
Wolfen: think so
Beefy: k
Beefy: was just thinkin then.  Never actually see anyone else talk to him
* Wolfen doenst want to know
Wolfen: you are bored
Beefy: stephen
Wolfen: ahh
Beefy: ;)
Beefy: they don't make it obvious, and they never mentioned it..  but I think he is / was
Wolfen: i think he didnt actually talk to others
Wolfen: err did
Wolfen: but then
Beefy: but was there recognition of presence? :)
Wolfen: this is coming from 30yo memories
Wolfen: ><
Beefy: 18 yrs ago here :)
Beefy: and sober :|
Wolfen: umm
Wolfen: i think its healthy if you can claim sobriety at 3....
Beefy: i blame my parents...
Comment: Wondering if Snuffy was Big Bird's real or imaginary friend....
#229916 (-6/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fen_Star> billy, if you got ahold of my address would you come kill me?
<billy> why the fuck would I waste my time
<billy> don't flatter yourself
<Fen_Star> I see...
Comment: GameSurge, #woot
#27961 (-6/562) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ripper> I told u I was hardcore
#56136 (-6/688) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thefwf> There was a black out in my area yesterday
<zarkyb> Did you kill him?
#294989 (-6/106) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats
<Joune> I always sank em
<Joune> MUAHAHA
<Joune> they'd alwyas sink like titanic
<Joune> hehehe
<Joune> and the men would all die
<Heft> and the women would all sing celine dion?
#295254 (-6/100) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer
<MadrMan> to somewhere less hearable
<MadrMan> because i cant turn my volume up properly without the subwoofer making me deaf
<&geecee3> bass is what they call onmipresent sound, it lacks direction, seems to come from everywhere, so put the sub wherever, it'll still sound good.
<EddieWork> shove it up your ass
#43359 (-6/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@wwmrtww> forwarding ports is so easy
<@wwmrtww> its nice how it forwards based on the computer name registered in the router, rather than ip, so i dont have to change stuff when the pnas get messed up
<@blazemore> heh
<@blazemore> i read "forwarding ports" as "pounding out farts"
Comment: #ramen
#37734 (-6/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Doc|Scanning> This is going to take a while -..-
<Doc|Scanning> Slow ass scanner
<Celeste> ass scanning? o.o
<Doc|Scanning> Haha
<Doc|Scanning> Yeah...
Comment: #LiveYiff
#297593 (-6/482) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@|silicon> When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.Comment: #geekissues
#295549 (-6/626) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~Vespa> Elance, Rent a Coder, Freelancer, etc, etc
<~Vespa> what's the term for those sites?
<~muftak> paki4hire
Comment: #dirt
#35197 (-6/526) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< gloone>     _"_ %
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< gloone>      ` "
< gloone>     __||___     YOU FIND OUT YOUR WIFE OF MANY YEARS
< gloone>    |\___//_\    IS A POST-OP TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TOLD
< gloone>    (' | ') \\   YOU
< gloone>  __|\ , /  |/
< gloone> /:  /   \  ::   DO YOU A. STOP BEATING HER BECAUSE
< gloone> \| ######o /|   SHE WAS ONCE A MAN AND THUS DESERVES
< gloone>   ######## \)   MORE RESPECT OR B. BEAT HER HARDER
< gloone>   ########      BECAUSE HER COOTER IS FAKE
< gloone>    \ :  /
< gloone>     \: /
< gloone>      --
< gloone>      %%%
< gloone>       %%
< gloone>        %
< gloone>       /:\
< gloone>      |/|,
#37778 (-6/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
mistercow43: someone with no sense of humor keeps submitting to qdb.us
mistercow43: from the channel
mistercow43: #LiveYiff
mistercow43: *vomits*
nelyab39: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
nelyab39: >.<
mistercow43: bastard Furries will take away everything worth living for
mistercow43: and then they'll take away everything worth dying for
mistercow43: before you know it
mistercow43: they've taken away everything worth going on a violent furricidal rampage for
nelyab39: hahahahaha
mistercow43: and then
mistercow43: everything worth curling into a fetal position and crying for
#43178 (-6/340) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zeph> have you seen the people who work the machines? do you really want someone like that walking to your door holding your food?
<CoheedMaster> hahah good point
<zeph> at least here in florida, they're all toothless rednecks and/or black people
* LygarZero (LygarZero@31337-81C7A769.dialup.applwi.ameritech.net) has joined #digitaltoxicity
<CoheedMaster> same here.
<zeph> well, speak of the devil
<claudio> ahahaha
<LygarZero> losers
Comment: irc.digitaltoxicity.net #digitaltoxicity by zeph
#56235 (-6/364) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kav> fat people are people x2
#48067 (-6/368) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ALGORYTHM> qdb are as quote eliteist and facist as bash. only 100 times fasterComment: #e107
#302278 (-6/738) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elmnt80> My 9 year old cousin spent a year trying to get me to let her suck my dick
#53191 (-6/310) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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< mgm> I've a basic question about networking. How can network analyzer software packages (iris/etherape etc.) running on switch port 1 can 'listen' or 'learn' about other peers on a 'switch' ?
< jlott__> 'haha' 'retard'
<@hMz> wow.
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#129485 (-6/240) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH"
<@Mr_Giraffe> a kool aid man jar full of menstrual blood
<@Mr_Giraffe> crashing through a polling place
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