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<splice> blacks have a culture? i thought they just beat people
<Berzerker> their culture is to be loud and ignorant as possible in movie theatresComment: #ramen
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<m0rb> you're breaking up with your girl dylan?
<dylan> haha she's opting out of meComment: #**** efnet
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<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world would be fixed
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<cain> farting in bed
<cain> with your gf next to you
<cain> then holding her head under the covers
<cain> yah baby yah!
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<BLACKDUDE> hey yall
<BoxingNun> black dude?
<BoxingNun> why dont u take that computer back to the nice white people u stole it fromComment: cute?
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<publius> i love smoked meat
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<DivX> pretty cool, my brother bought it for $800, spent $4500 on it and sold it to me for $1500 with rego
<DivX> the paint job is ok, just has white flecks through it
<DivX> the bonet, roof and boot have the flecks due to my sister inlaws cousin doing a bodge job
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Beefy: question - was mr snufflufugus big bird's imaginary friend?
Wolfen: think so
Beefy: was just thinkin then. Never actually see anyone else talk to him
* Wolfen doenst want to know
Wolfen: you are bored
Beefy: they don't make it obvious, and they never mentioned it.. but I think he is / was
Wolfen: i think he didnt actually talk to others
Wolfen: err did
Wolfen: but then
Beefy: but was there recognition of presence? :)
Wolfen: this is coming from 30yo memories
Beefy: 18 yrs ago here :)
Beefy: and sober :|
Wolfen: i think its healthy if you can claim sobriety at 3....
Beefy: i blame my parents...Comment: Wondering if Snuffy was Big Bird's real or imaginary friend....
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<Fen_Star> billy, if you got ahold of my address would you come kill me?
<billy> why the fuck would I waste my time
<billy> don't flatter yourself
<Fen_Star> I see...Comment: GameSurge, #woot
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<ripper> I told u I was hardcore
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<thefwf> There was a black out in my area yesterday
<zarkyb> Did you kill him?
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<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats
<Joune> I always sank em
<Joune> they'd alwyas sink like titanic
<Joune> and the men would all die
<Heft> and the women would all sing celine dion?
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<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer
<MadrMan> to somewhere less hearable
<MadrMan> because i cant turn my volume up properly without the subwoofer making me deaf
<&geecee3> bass is what they call onmipresent sound, it lacks direction, seems to come from everywhere, so put the sub wherever, it'll still sound good.
<EddieWork> shove it up your ass
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<@wwmrtww> forwarding ports is so easy
<@wwmrtww> its nice how it forwards based on the computer name registered in the router, rather than ip, so i dont have to change stuff when the pnas get messed up
<@blazemore> i read "forwarding ports" as "pounding out farts"Comment: #ramen
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<Doc|Scanning> This is going to take a while -..-
<Doc|Scanning> Slow ass scanner
<Celeste> ass scanning? o.o
<Doc|Scanning> Yeah...Comment: #LiveYiff
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<@|silicon> When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.Comment: #geekissues
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<~Vespa> Elance, Rent a Coder, Freelancer, etc, etc
<~Vespa> what's the term for those sites?
<~muftak> paki4hireComment: #dirt
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< gloone> _"_ %
< gloone> (< ? HYPOTHETICAL
< gloone> ` "
< gloone> __||___ YOU FIND OUT YOUR WIFE OF MANY YEARS
< gloone> |\___//_\ IS A POST-OP TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TOLD
< gloone> (' | ') \\ YOU
< gloone> __|\ , / |/
< gloone> /: / \ :: DO YOU A. STOP BEATING HER BECAUSE
< gloone> \| ######o /| SHE WAS ONCE A MAN AND THUS DESERVES
< gloone> ######## \) MORE RESPECT OR B. BEAT HER HARDER
< gloone> ######## BECAUSE HER COOTER IS FAKE
< gloone> \ : /
< gloone> \: /
< gloone> --
< gloone> %%%
< gloone> %%
< gloone> %
< gloone> /:\
< gloone> |/|,
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mistercow43: someone with no sense of humor keeps submitting to qdb.us
mistercow43: from the channel
mistercow43: bastard Furries will take away everything worth living for
mistercow43: and then they'll take away everything worth dying for
mistercow43: before you know it
mistercow43: they've taken away everything worth going on a violent furricidal rampage for
mistercow43: and then
mistercow43: everything worth curling into a fetal position and crying for
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<zeph> have you seen the people who work the machines? do you really want someone like that walking to your door holding your food?
<CoheedMaster> hahah good point
<zeph> at least here in florida, they're all toothless rednecks and/or black people
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<CoheedMaster> same here.
<zeph> well, speak of the devil
<LygarZero> losersComment: irc.digitaltoxicity.net #digitaltoxicity by zeph
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<Kav> fat people are people x2
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<ALGORYTHM> qdb are as quote eliteist and facist as bash. only 100 times fasterComment: #e107
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<Elmnt80> My 9 year old cousin spent a year trying to get me to let her suck my dick
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< mgm> I've a basic question about networking. How can network analyzer software packages (iris/etherape etc.) running on switch port 1 can 'listen' or 'learn' about other peers on a 'switch' ?
< jlott__> 'haha' 'retard'
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<@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH"
<@Mr_Giraffe> a kool aid man jar full of menstrual blood
<@Mr_Giraffe> crashing through a polling place
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