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#129485 (-7/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH"
<@Mr_Giraffe> a kool aid man jar full of menstrual blood
<@Mr_Giraffe> crashing through a polling place
#27886 (-7/449) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* BLACKDUDE (~ihateyou@ip68-102-88-243.ks.ok.cox.net) has joined #pain
<BLACKDUDE> hey yall
<BoxingNun> black dude?
<BoxingNun> why dont u take that computer back to the nice white people u stole it from
Comment: cute?
#32549 (-8/510) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cloud02> heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on Gothic_CatGirl XD
#27175 (-8/366) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Quiz0r> {Moxquizz} What is the Topic on channel #1,00 ?
* Parts:  BScorp^aw (chsc@***************)
#37738 (-8/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* helinem holds up a gold watch on a chain, and swings it back and forth in front of Jinn.  "You are feeling sleepy..."
* Jinn eats the watch.
Comment: #LiveYiff
#31087 (-8/602) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
http://counter-strike.zeldapower.com/xtremeradio/jackal-bestprank.mp3
#120221 (-8/446) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@nici> all canadians give a fuck about american politics
<@Biff_> i don't give a fuck about american politics
<@itai> you should because we make your decisions for you
Comment: #**** efnet
#10672 (-8/356) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nexstar> What's Sonic the Hedgehog?
#33985 (-8/464) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<splice> blacks have a culture?  i thought they just beat people
<Berzerker> their culture is to be loud and ignorant as possible in movie theatres
Comment: #ramen
#34256 (-8/418) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rainman> i love licking the arshole
<MytMowse> that's so gross nig
<Rainman> im serious
<Rainman> i girls asshole is nice n clean
<MytMowse> hope you get ecoli
#307703 (-8/78) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
#145154 (-9/365) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Brunn> The drunk/pillhead/pothead fucktard that doesn't like my satanic/white power music because he's "christian"
#118051 (-9/909) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Brandino> It'd be funny
<Brandino> if black people decided to play SC
<Brandino> and ended up being better than the korean's
<Lokanas> Impossible
<SprtJuice> Black people can't even take care of their own families, so what makes you think they can micro manage a base + huge armies?
#304173 (-9/133) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs.
#309063 (-9/139) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an iron golem on the roof and not to provoke it
< munin> i thought he was doing lsd for a few minutes until i remembered he was talking about our minecraft house
#302460 (-9/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Trillkott> I've been screwed alot in life, but to only have 6 episodes of season 2 of Southland has to be the worst ever to be honest...
<@eFinger> yeah, im thinking kids living in Rwanda
<@eFinger> are thinking the same
#35197 (-9/529) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< gloone>     _"_ %
< gloone>     (<  ?       HYPOTHETICAL
< gloone>      ` "
< gloone>     __||___     YOU FIND OUT YOUR WIFE OF MANY YEARS
< gloone>    |\___//_\    IS A POST-OP TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TOLD
< gloone>    (' | ') \\   YOU
< gloone>  __|\ , /  |/
< gloone> /:  /   \  ::   DO YOU A. STOP BEATING HER BECAUSE
< gloone> \| ######o /|   SHE WAS ONCE A MAN AND THUS DESERVES
< gloone>   ######## \)   MORE RESPECT OR B. BEAT HER HARDER
< gloone>   ########      BECAUSE HER COOTER IS FAKE
< gloone>    \ :  /
< gloone>     \: /
< gloone>      --
< gloone>      %%%
< gloone>       %%
< gloone>        %
< gloone>       /:\
< gloone>      |/|,
#18324 (-9/753) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: =(
#57802 (-9/333) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Join: Spellbot
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#239100 (-9/1199) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dark_nite666> Lol, at my friend's birthday party
<Dark_nite666> It was all internet nerds
<Dark_nite666> and when his parents brought his cake out
<Looce> cake's a lie?
<Dark_nite666> all it said was "The Game"
<Looce> LOL
<Dark_nite666> everyone in the room went "FUCK"
<Vidi> lmao
<Dark_nite666> then he proceeded to say the cake is a lie
<Dark_nite666> and they took it away
<Dark_nite666> and we all got ice cream and mountain dew >_>
#39945 (-10/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ruud> sleeping makes her 10 times sexier cuz she cant say no till itz too late
#33072 (-11/819) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
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<Albot> nd asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and asseir heigheigheigheighe hatigheandleily and asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and it's all pure 100% israeli lard.
#111182 (-11/543) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** LabMonkey humps ktea's leg.
*** ktea gives LabMonkey a Beggin' Strip
<LabMonkey> IT'S BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*** LabMonkey flips out.
Comment: #bifemunix EFNet
#35208 (-11/4301) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> my room smells so bad
<Daphisto> it's almost as if there's a black person living here ;P
Comment: #ramen
#185748 (-11/61) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dude-O> Jesus should have a facebook and a Myspace. And his myspace isn't cluttered with shitty animated gifs, flash, and other crap that makes other people's computers melt.
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