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#27175 (-7/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Quiz0r> {Moxquizz} What is the Topic on channel #1,00 ?
* Parts:  BScorp^aw (chsc@***************)
#33072 (-7/815) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Albot> Hamhocks: And t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and asseir heigheigheigheighe hatigheandleily and asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and a
<Albot> nd asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and asseir heigheigheigheighe hatigheandleily and asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and it's all pure 100% israeli lard.
#19250 (-7/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Anthrax_Victim_7> Mark: do me a favor and put on a thong with big targets around your titties and tuck your cock n sac into your legs and shave ur pubes into a V like u have a CUNT then walk into your parents room and 5 in the morning or whenveer theyre deep asleep with vasoline greased all over your body and turn on there lighjt and scream at the top of your lungs and let your bowels spew the HUGEST diahrrea shit
#212804 (-7/541) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[21:49:27] * lauanana (lauanana@212-198-248-33.rev.numericable.fr) has joined #iwbtg
[21:49:34] * lauanana has quit ()
* Kayin sets ban on *!*@*.fr
Comment: Never join a channel and leave within 7 seconds of no replies, or your whole country gets banned.
#56136 (-7/689) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thefwf> There was a black out in my area yesterday
<zarkyb> Did you kill him?
#294989 (-7/107) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats
<Joune> I always sank em
<Joune> MUAHAHA
<Joune> they'd alwyas sink like titanic
<Joune> hehehe
<Joune> and the men would all die
<Heft> and the women would all sing celine dion?
#301908 (-7/709) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kian> -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ (Explanation of Bipolar Disorder)
#295254 (-7/101) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer
<MadrMan> to somewhere less hearable
<MadrMan> because i cant turn my volume up properly without the subwoofer making me deaf
<&geecee3> bass is what they call onmipresent sound, it lacks direction, seems to come from everywhere, so put the sub wherever, it'll still sound good.
<EddieWork> shove it up your ass
#37738 (-7/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* helinem holds up a gold watch on a chain, and swings it back and forth in front of Jinn.  "You are feeling sleepy..."
* Jinn eats the watch.
Comment: #LiveYiff
#31087 (-7/601) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
http://counter-strike.zeldapower.com/xtremeradio/jackal-bestprank.mp3
#297593 (-7/483) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@|silicon> When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.Comment: #geekissues
#295549 (-7/627) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~Vespa> Elance, Rent a Coder, Freelancer, etc, etc
<~Vespa> what's the term for those sites?
<~muftak> paki4hire
Comment: #dirt
#35197 (-7/527) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< gloone>     _"_ %
< gloone>     (<  ?       HYPOTHETICAL
< gloone>      ` "
< gloone>     __||___     YOU FIND OUT YOUR WIFE OF MANY YEARS
< gloone>    |\___//_\    IS A POST-OP TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TOLD
< gloone>    (' | ') \\   YOU
< gloone>  __|\ , /  |/
< gloone> /:  /   \  ::   DO YOU A. STOP BEATING HER BECAUSE
< gloone> \| ######o /|   SHE WAS ONCE A MAN AND THUS DESERVES
< gloone>   ######## \)   MORE RESPECT OR B. BEAT HER HARDER
< gloone>   ########      BECAUSE HER COOTER IS FAKE
< gloone>    \ :  /
< gloone>     \: /
< gloone>      --
< gloone>      %%%
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< gloone>       /:\
< gloone>      |/|,
#18324 (-7/751) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: =(
#10672 (-7/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nexstar> What's Sonic the Hedgehog?
#306611 (-7/87) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guen> My comp is dying
<cshake> it clearly needs mouth to mouth
<Guen> It's beyond that
<cshake> ass to mouth?
#310643 (-8/64) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.
Comment: EFnet/#php
#302460 (-8/46) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Trillkott> I've been screwed alot in life, but to only have 6 episodes of season 2 of Southland has to be the worst ever to be honest...
<@eFinger> yeah, im thinking kids living in Rwanda
<@eFinger> are thinking the same
#120221 (-8/446) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@nici> all canadians give a fuck about american politics
<@Biff_> i don't give a fuck about american politics
<@itai> you should because we make your decisions for you
Comment: #**** efnet
#57802 (-8/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Join: Spellbot
<Spellbot> New Service: Spellbot!
<Spellbot> As per user requests, a spelling robot has been created.
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#307703 (-8/78) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
#145154 (-9/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brunn> The drunk/pillhead/pothead fucktard that doesn't like my satanic/white power music because he's "christian"
#39945 (-9/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ruud> sleeping makes her 10 times sexier cuz she cant say no till itz too late
#304173 (-9/133) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs.
#35208 (-9/4299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> my room smells so bad
<Daphisto> it's almost as if there's a black person living here ;P
Comment: #ramen
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