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<@sdr> shitting while being hungover must be like childbirth to a womanComment: #**** efnet
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( @[ ) one time she took a shit in the toilet and i fished a turd out and used it as a masturbation lubricant
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<Omi> Who are the hardest people to distract?
<Xa> No clue
<Omi> All that time spent in concentration camps.
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<surskitty> the pair-up system is way less silly than Moulder carrying around a horse in fe8
<surskitty> I love you, weirdly buff healer guy
<surskitty> and your ability to fucking carry cavalry
<Geight> Moulder did that through sheer force of not giving a fuckComment: From a discussion on Fire Emblem 13's mechanics.
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< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can actually huff?
< kerin> heh, probably Superchrome
< kerin> i expect that would get the job done :drunk:
<@jrvc> I got a bit of a rush off Baystate Blue when I first opened it.
<@jrvc> It was pretty fucking rank
<@jrvc> Got me hard as a rock.
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<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead of etsy
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<@sxh> that's why i always keep the thing in my chair fully extended
<@sxh> i already thought of that
<@sxh> when my very first chair broke
<@sxh> and i was using the canister inside as a pogo stick
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< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
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<MegaMari> She's gone
<MegaMari> mom's gone
<Snack> I'm right here young man
<Snack> you're grounded
<MegaMari> not funny
<MegaMari> not even slightly
<MegaMari> she died this afternoonComment: efnet
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<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
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(While discussing the Amy's line of organic food products...)
Jesse: If I ever met Amy, I would kiss her full on the mouth.
Carrie: Would you stick your tongue down her throat?
Jesse: Yeah, and probably come back up with a delicious vegan burrito.
Carrie: That seriously made me want to puke.
Jesse: If you were Amy, you'd puke up delectable organic vegan soup.Comment: Amy's food products
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<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
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<+zeppeh> i was fucking this chick once and she started crying.
<+zeppeh> she dropped her pacifier.
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<tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap
<tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's
<flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500
<G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150
<flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex?
<G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right?
<tgies> you guys are fucking nerdsComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
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<Tree_Hugger> hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
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<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop
<~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off
<AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-(
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<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
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<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
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<richterthethird> after doing some research
<TheBadSpoon> you STILL can't find your penis?
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<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
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<doc|work> hey, what happened thermopylae?
<ardchoille> he got burned out?
<ardchoille> He was fired?
<ardchoille> Got too hot under the collar?
<doc|work> ardchoille: btw, 7-11 here has giant slurpee vats
<doc|work> giant as in gallon sized probably
* ardchoille is still the king of bad puns
<doc|work> hence the change of subject :)
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<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen
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* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use>
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<Xena> just make sure to reduce your wildly using of things just because they are cool
<Xena> a filter like that will get you far
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<AgentRenegade> i think im gonna love my new highschool class^^
<AgentRenegade> during a lecture a boy suddenly stood up and yelled "Its 13:37, its 1337 time!!"
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