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<Alegis> Do you happen to have a harem?
<procto> depends what you mean by "happen", "have", and "harem"
<procto> because if you're asking "do you masturbate" I'll have to decline to answer.Comment: #qc
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#12144 (186/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zip-> hi RedMage
<Zip-> i want your mother's sister's daughter's cousin's best friend's body
<RedMage> ...
<RedMage> that's like
<RedMage> my best friend
<RedMage> you sick fuck
<RedMage> i'm my own best friend
<RedMage> omg
<RedMage> you WANT ME |
#12861 (186/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jammer> Bad things happen in threes, don't they?
<Fake_Plastic_Tree> like Hanson. |
#15614 (186/378) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GaRlic> how you like my new name?
<drunkers> it stinks |
#15897 (185/370) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mortaneous> Lyme... idiots of that caliber still exist
Mortaneous> I thought Darwinian evolution woulda killed em off the first time they attacked the toaster with a knife for eating their bread |
#17119 (186/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<barkode> yeah, slap can tell you about how at work he's sitting there on the
web and coding perl, while there's gunplay in the lobby and a bomb scare. We're not even kidding.
<slap> it's all true except the perl. |
#17344 (186/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone I'll be working through lunch, and I get fired for it.
<kitten> A PERSONAL CALL
<kitten> YOU MONSTER
<kitten> YOU SHOULD BE HANGED
<homeslice> He's going to hell now.
<homeslice> That's like the 14th commandment.
<homeslice> On the tablet that Moses broke.
<kitten> I think the 11th was "Thou Shalt Not Pay A Lot For A Muffler". |
#20461 (185/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KillaDawg> I don't want to move to Singapore with you. too humid
<PinkRydergurl> Well, you don't have to wear clothes..you can walk around naked like people in Africa..
<KillaDawg> Uhhhh, people in Africa have large penes, so they can comfortably walk around naked. I'm white; I'm not quite that well-endowed
<PinkRydergurl> Uhhhh, once again, we're talking about SINGAPORE, which is in ASIA....you're more "gifted" than you think you are... |
#20586 (186/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<killjoy> i'm leaving smooshed bug guts on the top corner of my monitor as an example of what will happen if any other bug should attempt to cross into my domain. |
#25179 (186/348) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazySpence> i read a brit/canadian magazine an its full of all these hints an tips for kinky ways of sex...look at an american mag an its {why cant my man get it up} {does my fat ass turn my man off} {my man last 30seconds or less} |
#27251 (186/358) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* StevenK sods off out to the Big Blue Room.
<joshk> Big Blue Room?
<joshk> IBM room?
<StevenK> joshk: Outside, you dork. |
#28816 (186/330) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dice> i thought I lost my mind
<dice> but I backed it up somehwere
<Trigg3r> On floppy disk I bet. |
#28878 (186/398) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blue09> yes!
<blue09> sim city 3k has world trade center A
<blue09> world trade center B
<blue09> and a bulldozer!
<blue09> i know what to do!
*** blue09 is now known as binladen09 |
#29061 (186/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dilandou> more than you'd like to know happens on wednesdays
<Vorex> such as?
<Vorex> :P
* netnomad (netnomad@WyldRyde-3A3619AF.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #lockergnome
<Dilandou> i wear eye liner and nail paint
<Dilandou> and i'm known as dilandria
* netnomad is so happy his log was open to capture that. |
#29880 (185/387) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timovgod> I was in a rape awarness class once, well... my picture was. |
#32225 (186/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> courier new is the supreme essay expander font
<splice> you can write one sentence and courier new it into a three page thesis |
#33192 (186/386) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sarah9991> what's up?
<mindstorms> the nation's average cholesterol count? |
#147438 (185/395) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TakeV> I don't know! Who ever heard of mixing SATA and IDE!?
<TakeV> The good thing is that trial and error can't really hurt you with IDE. :P
<Monk-e> are you crazy?
<TakeV> I'm told by some...
<Monk-e> IDE adjusts to the lowest speed in 1 cable. you just dont combine a HD and a CD drive. thats madness
<TakeV> Madness?
<TakeV> This. Is. SAAATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
#180402 (186/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<moDumass> after a while youl find dreamweaver is more of a wysiwtf than a wysiwygComment: Freenode/#ubuntu
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#304607 (186/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
The_Jack_of_Clubs: you need to upgrade to safari 5.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.3 cause it fixes 1 little issue that youll never notice, mostly cause you use firefox, also it needs to restart and to "optimize the hard drive" and while your at it, would you like to install the new version of itune+quicktime? its only 20gb and it has the ability to upgrade the firmware of the iphone that you dont have! |
#309152 (187/205) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TheEnd. : I hate my job, too boring.
JimmyKillsAlot : I hated my last job
JimmyKillsAlot : I worked for this call center for the board of education
JimmyKillsAlot : we managed servers and helped teachers all over the state
JimmyKillsAlot : like teaching approved sites and keeping them certified
TheEnd. : Sounds boring.
JimmyKillsAlot : it was
JimmyKillsAlot : and always buggy, people couldn't register and had to call us
JimmyKillsAlot : and when we made the account the username was based off of first name, last name, and a random number
JimmyKillsAlot : one day this woman calls and we go through the motions to make her an account
JimmyKillsAlot : when the info pops up
JimmyKillsAlot : I had to keep a straight face as I told Irene that her username was IMaho247
JimmyKillsAlot : my boss had to put the lines on hold for 5 min until the laughing stopped |
#133376 (185/391) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[+TheWickerMan] as much as i don't want to desecrate the memory of cliff burton
[+TheWickerMan] i can't help but chuckle a bit when reading about his death
[+TheWickerMan] getting crushed by a bus is tragic but
[+TheWickerMan] when the lift falls over that's picking up the bus
[+TheWickerMan] and you get crushed by the same bus AGAIN
[+TheWickerMan] that is just hilarious |
#171657 (185/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< evitable> i always rather liked badminton
< evitable> except for the time i hit a shuttlecock into a tree
< evitable> then lost a racket trying to get it out
< evitable> lost a rake tryin to get the racket
< evitable> and lost a fucking 2x4 trying to get anything
< evitable> then ruined my pants with sap |
#181037 (185/431) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IMP`> hey guys i got a question, who remembers which way you twist a ball mouse's bottom thing so that the ball comes out?
<IMP`> is it the direction of the arrow, or opposite the arrow? |
#182384 (185/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zepheric> wow... was playing Tf2 and a guy joined named Barack Obama, then he started telling people why they should vote for him
<Zepheric> so we vote kicked him |
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