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#200837 (185/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pappy-R> To those that asked about it yesterday, I just got my call from my doctor and I passed my last round of tests. I am GOOD TO FLY!
<TaisiN> so the feather grafts took hold? |
#296752 (185/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Heratique: i should go to bed
Heratique: goddammit I lack even the motivation to sleep!
Yuzaan: wow
Yuzaan: my kinda woman |
#33647 (185/415) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anity> bbyyyeeee
<ZestyO> ok, have fun
<anity> in the bath?
<anity> hehe i'll try
<ZestyO> plenty of fun to be had in a bath
<anity> *gets out rubber duck*
<ZestyO> jesus christ I so mis read that...
<anity> hehhe i was thinking that...i super carefull typied duck
<ZestyO> hehe
<ZestyO> the u and i keys are right next to eachother
<anity> hehhehe yeh
<anity> or maybe the 'duck* was a typo
<anity> ull never know
<anity> hehehhehehe
<ZestyO> lol
<anity> heheh i'll soon see when i get in the bath |
#37489 (185/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+swedegeek> MrDelayer, how come discussion always moves to centering around mail anatomy when you're around?
<MrDelayer> mail anatomy?
<MrDelayer> like
<MrDelayer> postal workers
<MrDelayer> "Hey baby, nice package" |
#37770 (185/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
{Gohla} What could be defined as:'having an orgasm before your partner desires it'?
{Gohla} Answer: --------- -----------
{Gohla} Scrambled: urpemtear ncauaojtiel
{Endless_Tears} premature ejaculation
{Gohla} Newbie Endless_Tears got the answer: Premature ejaculation in 7.6714 seconds. Points:13 Rank:37th
{Gohla} Endless_Tears has moved up in rank: 35th
{Endless_Tears} Bam
{JackTheRipper} damn your fast
{Endless_Tears} That's what she saidComment: I love mIRC trivia things :P.
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#55857 (185/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
digmikey: the longest i had sex was 1 hour 10second. but was the day we set the clocks ahead. |
#61433 (185/455) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mvz> my morning erection is my power on self testComment: #olsentwins
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#69904 (185/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<randi> did you kill this perl coder?
<sbahra> randi, I've gotten into many arguments with him. :-)
<sbahra> He's far too much of a celebrity in this scene to really "win". He did write *a lot* of code. :-)
<sbahra> Not necessarily good code, but a lot of code.
<randi> you know, sucking a lot of dick doesn't make you a porn star. it just makes you a slut. |
#84 (185/487) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass
<scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt |
#1030 (185/379) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iMike> what excuse do you use when you skip school
<c-rOCK> say you have a fat migraine
<c-rOCK> and cant see straight
<Guilty> Speaking of fat and not straight, wheres D1 |
#1600 (185/354) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Prae> <mmp> Prae! Today its my birthday!
<Prae> <Prae> wanna present?
<Prae> <mmp> yes
<Prae> I’m ping flooding him |
#1942 (185/327) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kayma> shouldn't Cheney have died by now?
<Richard_D_James> Yes
<Kayma> My returning from the future must have changed more than I thought.... |
#2795 (185/355) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them"
(Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away |
#3019 (185/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket
<tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it?
<yossarian> yes, MSBucket
<tomg> have they made a patch for it yet?
<tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET
<yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear microsoft?
<tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded security to prevent leaks |
#3460 (185/385) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<agrath> I banned him cause he pointed out i was a virgin |
#3918 (185/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I went to bed |
#5934 (185/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FutabaAoi> attractive girls like computers, i carry my case around town because it attracts chicks
<R0SC0E> no, attractive girls think guys that think girls are attracted to guys with computers are cute in a hurt puppy kind of way
<FutabaAoi> dont most people put down hurt puppies?
<FutabaAoi> does that mean attractive girls shoot computer nerds?
<R0SC0E> god i don't mean puppies with like missing limbs or exposed viscerals |
#6715 (185/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tajador> I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me |
#7419 (185/351) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D
<elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING
<butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d
<butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling. |
#7979 (185/350) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VOLVORacr> hello
<VOLVORacr> why are so many pepole here but nobody is chatting
<sc1> i'm masturbating
<sc1> leave me alone |
#9190 (185/368) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time
<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server
*** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.) |
#9962 (185/339) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@MpTaNk) one time, I wanted to call someone and their number was on my computer, and my first reaction was to cut and paste it to the phone |
#11623 (185/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Temujin> Holy shit.
<Temujin> 300k/s from an fserve
<SuperScott> Temujin what connection do you have
<Temujin> Cable
<Rawlings> no more "Will suck dick for bandwidth" signs on the interstate, huh tem
<Alice`> Now it's just "Will suck dick" |
#15706 (185/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PetrDoubt> Gee, the people who moved alzheimers.net's DNS away from us forgot
to tell us. |
#16128 (185/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DELTRON> Note to self: when searching kazaa for southpark episode "cartman gets an anal probe", be sure to include the keyword 'southpark'!!! |
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