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#1423 (187/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<katers> my fucking roommate
<katers> needs to stop being a ho
<katers> or cut me in on the action
<katers> one or the other. |
#2219 (187/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SD-Washu> i still love the msg i got on my voicemail earlier
<SD-Washu> that was l33t
<biafra> what
<SD-Washu> oh my voicemail msg is in japanese
<SD-Washu> and someone called and the only thing i heard was "what the fuc...."
<SD-Washu> followed by *click* |
#2916 (187/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<DaRkShaMe> hi santa |
#3946 (187/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls
<@Vashie> my nutsack is as safe as fort nox
<@EvilSxxd> checked and handled by 1000s of sweaty soldiers a day? |
#4460 (187/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING. Flush toilet was in parentheses. So I assumed it was code for something
<jre> So I "pissed in the sink" |
#5536 (187/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Joins: meganpreg (patricia25@modemcable172.78-202-24.cap.mc.videotron.ca)
<meganpreg> hi all
<Ghaleon> hello
<geoffh> meganpreg on #chatzone #chat #netsex #mindspring #CheeseBurger #gameart #gamedev #FSEntertainment #india +#pakistan #xxx
<geoffh> hungry bored pregnant looking-for-sex-chat muslim woman (?) looking to develop interactive media in southern asia while troubleshooting problems with her ISP
<MachinShi> lol |
#7794 (187/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard
<RighteousSuicide> and I hear a BANG
<RighteousSuicide> i couldn't figure out what it was
<RighteousSuicide> then I noticed I had run into a dumpster |
#10783 (187/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gr0undh0g> I spent an hour and a half once trying to tie a hair to a fly
<kritical> whyd you do that?
<gr0undh0g> so I could have a pet |
#1063 (186/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(nexxai) looking at porn with your dad's girlfriend in the room is weird |
#2662 (186/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank requires me to have a hardcore, uber-encrypted password so I can see how much I have left to pay on my MasterCard. Fuck... if somebody else wants to access my account and pay it off, be my guest. |
#4123 (186/344) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HA[OffDay]Dima> one thing i learned though, never let my gf play GTA3, cause afterward she was tryin to play it IRL
<HA[OffDay]Dima> i thought i was gonna die on the way home |
#4705 (186/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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<andy> do the first half of that trick again. |
#6049 (186/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02)) |
#7476 (186/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* rax humps Arwen`
<Arwen`> rax: down boy!
* rax humps lower |
#9478 (186/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity
<Gothmog> again |
#9923 (186/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrTrevorkian> i'm sick of this internet. i'm gonna make my own. |
#10846 (186/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Saccy> My password is alpha numeric.
<Strife> Well mine's a mixture of numbers AND letters. |
#11148 (186/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Meredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :)
Rann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker. But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^^
Rann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!" |
#11577 (186/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dark_Lord411> hi
<Dark_Lord411> asl
<ShockSMX> no, dsl... you? |
#33454 (186/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mouse> I think my pulse has stopped.
* mouse reboots |
#33711 (186/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neon[UK]> i'm starting a successful online business
<Neon[UK]> and im 17
<Neon[UK]> so fuck you all
<Neon[UK]> apart from rjx
<Rjx> heh
<Rjx> you can't _start_ a succesful business
<Rjx> you get that status after a few years |
#34987 (186/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DerrickL> heh
<DerrickL> so im dumbass
<DerrickL> "this oven doesnt seem very hot...lets see if this pan im cooking my steak on got hot |
#48194 (186/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eviscero> so i made a new girlfriend.
<+eggburt> but then she melted? |
#51050 (186/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kickaha> I'm beginning to be seduced by the life of leisure shit.
<Franoculator> run for President. You get 6 weeks of vacation per month.
<`WarpKat> yea...and also whenever there's a crisis |
#54430 (186/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< calaf> I can't even have my cats in the room if I'm wanking
< calaf> they're other guys so they ruin it . . .
< withnail> so if they were female cats it would be cool
< bubbly> i'm trying to eat breakfast
< calaf> If a cat can form the thought, "If I jigger this doorknob with my paws, the door may open for me," then you know he knows what jacking off is
< calaf> Or, in my case four years ago, "I don't like that he's spending all this time with the girl and not me. I'm going to shit in her book bag."
< calaf> The General did that. The 911 of cat terrorism |
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