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#41086 (183/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ax1om> i used to get high on life
<Ax1om> then i built up a tolerance
<Ax1om> i had to start living a few days at a time before i got the same rush |
#43593 (183/377) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mediator> You know what would be hawt?
<Mediator> Lindsey lohan in a full master chief outfit
<Bonzi> You are by far the person least likely to ever have sex in this channelComment: irc.rscheatnet.com #rscheatnet
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#52452 (183/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Scott (~Scott@IMPERIUM-B1D5FEBA.dhcp.monr.mi.charter.com) has joined #g-masters
<Scott> !list
<Ricky> Scott Biao, you're information is being sent to the metropolitan Detroit EFF and CIA. Please remain connected while a trace ensues.
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<Ricky> :O
<Ricky> God damn, that was a good one.
<moo> lol
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<Scott> !
<Scott> !list
<Ricky> Scott Biao, your information is being sent to the metropolitan Detroit EFF and CIA. Please remain connected while a trace ensues.
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<moo> o_O
<Ricky> Hahahah
<moo> do you know him?
<Ricky> Nope.Comment: Paranoia is fun!
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#54997 (183/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<buu> sex, drugs and lans
<buu> right
<worm> sounds like a documentary
<buu> sounds like fun
<dirt|afk> sex drugs and lans?
<dirt|afk> um... you mean, porn, asthma inhalers and ... lans? |
#61111 (183/447) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<farce> i was at a strip club and this hot little mexican girl showed me she was lactating
<feti> and you're like, put that shit back.
<farce> hell no.
<CJB2K686> you sucked ?
<farce> hell yeah.Comment: efnet/#php
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#62195 (183/433) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
paroute268: What is about:blank, can it hurt my PC? How do I get rid of it??? |
#69682 (183/367) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nobd> i was just playing hide and go seek with my fish
<nobd> he won
<rolib> You? Outsmarted by a fish? I couldn't imagine. |
#13489 (183/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chariset> Aie...got to run. Fencing.
<Chariset> Bye, all
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#15906 (183/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PoisonPen> Those of us who were on Usenet back when it was all computer geeks,
scientists, and university students remember when the tsunami of AOLusers came
in. We thought it was the Gotterdammerung... until WebTV came and revealed
the AOLusers as veritable towering geniuses compared to the slope-browed,
mouth-breathing idiocy they displayed. They made "ME TOOO!" sound like a work
of Shakespeare. |
#16586 (183/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shagman> and here I go rollerblading in black jeans and a dark blue t-shirt
<shagman> it must be 40 out
<SourKey> your nuts
<shagman> yeah, they're hot too |
#17352 (183/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem
<+GoodScrat> rub vasoline on it and don't play with it for a week |
#24141 (183/391) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fnord> bash.org's back up!
<r0b0> OMG!!! YES!!!!
<r0b0> it's so fast too!!!
<r0b0> OMGOMGOMG IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!
<fnord> ...
<fnord> You sad, pathetic little man. |
#25121 (183/359) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube?
*** sab0tage was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.) |
#28748 (183/401) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<azmo> !fact
<stackman> Random Fact: MICHAEL JACKSON WAS BLACK |
#29337 (183/387) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<teekid> shooting air into my mouth with my gun gave me a headache x_x
<TiTaN> next time try a Bullet in thereComment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#149306 (183/447) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThePug> So what is the etiquette for "finding usb drive in dryer"? |
#243537 (183/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smxsy> i wonder if alien races show off to each other by seeing who's got the biggest prime number |
#297412 (183/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shawnz> how come every emulator has dozens of advanced image scaling algorithms
<shawnz> but every image editing app has two or three
<&dt> because everyone wants mario bigger
<&dt> but not pictures of you |
#303238 (183/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gnolam> Blargh.
* gnolam is washing dishes.
<gnolam> Some of this stuff has been lying unwashed for so long that cleaning it is a truly /epic/ task.
<gnolam> So epic I think I should write a poem about it.
<gnolam> I shall call it... "The Grime of the Ancient Marinade". |
#303631 (183/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nukespoon> me and my brother are watching the same stream on our own computers
<nukespoon> i am half a second faster 8)
<Sebas> Make sure he doesn't catch up
<Sebas> You don't want to cross the streams |
#106776 (182/574) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<w3nis`> Man i love clueless people with open wireless networks
<w3nis`> ill never pay for internet again |
#170338 (182/330) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* xxalucard is AFK, zzz —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
<Bisqwit> xxalucard: Please remove your public away messages.
* xxalucard is AFK, zzz. Gone now for:«5mins» (Pager is On, /ctcp xxalucard Page <message>) —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
* xxalucard was kicked by Bisqwit (Please remove your public away messages AND your public triggers.)
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#180107 (182/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@manda> Foxhill has a one track mind
<Foxhill> manda it is not one track!
<Foxhill> it's multi-track
<Foxhill> sure they all go to the same destination
<Foxhill> but some routes are prettier
<Foxhill> others are more direct
<Foxhill> so show us yer tits |
#298065 (181/357) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trivia> A group of these is called a crash.
<Lenny> idfk. geese?
<el_dulzor> Asian drivers? |
#300914 (182/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< jus> hulk aspergers
< jus> you wouldnt like me WHEN IM IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS |
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