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BeHeMoTh101 : i'm waiting for the right girl..... the kind that will have sex with me |
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<packrat> HELP
<defected> Looks like it.
<packrat> stfu ur just a lamerz newbie i m an expert................
* defected waits for the lame question.
<packrat> k now how do i make hacker toolz wih irc
<packrat> plz |
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{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff.
{[12Lurk} its a place where women put out
{SoCK} url? |
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<Stemish> my 450Mhz celeron built world in 1:40:18.95
<Stemish> my dual 500MHz celeron built world in 1:44:47.17
<Stemish> what is wrong with this picture?
<todd> There's no naked chicks in it?
<Stemish> well, that too |
#19550 (204/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<count^> i set my double click speed to really slow
<count^> so that
<count^> i can click once now..
<count^> go out, have a cig
<count^> go for a walk
<count^> take a nap
<count^> then come back and click again
<count^> i like to be ready for anything |
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Motorbreath151: I love
TheOffspring326: what?
Motorbreath151: oh sorry
Motorbreath151: forgot to finnish my sentence
Motorbreath151: I-KIRJAIN lempiä ilakoida televisio kisat
Motorbreath151: there we go
TheOffspring326: what the fuck
Motorbreath151: i finnished it
Motorbreath151: stupid
Motorbreath151: finnish is a language |
#24625 (204/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cioxx> !fact
<Infomastr> Fact: A group of whales is called a pod.
<cioxx> whoa
<cioxx> a group of internet enabled whales is called... an iPod |
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<drunkers> some thief tried to break into my apt :(, so i swung an xbox controller at him and he took off |
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<Will> etiolate... I'm afraid you can't get Conker.
<etiolate> har har
<etiolate> Will, I'm afraid you can't get erections
<MeanolMido> Impotence. Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings" |
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<SmAuR> i got bandwidth that im not using, and i feel guilty, think of the poor africans with their can and string internet connections |
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[@cjohnson]: I found out today that I'm only 5'5"
[@cjohnson]: :(
[@cjohnson]: I thought I was like 7'2"
[[DC_T]Rowsdower11]: heh
[@beoba]: what, your height?
[@cjohnson]: ...
@cjohnson]: no, i weigh 5'5" |
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<Sandra19lez> you mean to tell me a porno called Willy Jackoff's Chocolate and Cream Factory had nothing to do with Willy Wonka?
<Auzy> this is one scary convo... |
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<NatashaD> Up until this last generation my family refused to breed outside of the german heretage. Then my dad told his mom to get bent and married an Irish woman.
<NatashaD> The Germans won't speak to us, and the Irish won't speak to the Germans, so everyone pretty much leaves us alone.
<NatashaD> I'm not sure what the problem is but because they're all stupid I don't mind not having to talk to them.
<Chris23m{ab}> lol VERY nice
<NatashaD> Except that none of them sent me graduation presents, those ungrateful bastards. |
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<ljosa> CNN Breaking News: "Attack at wedding hall in northern Israel injures 20 people, five seriously."
<Selungen> CNN Not-so-breaking news: 500 people dead and 2000 injured in mud slide somewhere in China. Or something. |
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<MajikMan> anyone who knows html fair well feeling bored enough to help me get a site I'm working on for class functioning?
<damaged> use <plaintext> after <html> to display all bad code seperate from the html rendered webpage
<MajikMan> that just shows all the code...
<damaged> sounds like you have alot of work ahead of you
<MajikMan> :-/Comment: Damn the luck.
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trillium45: So today, i was mowing the lawn and i could smell something burning
trillium45: and i thought, how nice, the smell of burning leaves in autumn
trillium45: so i was happily mowing along
trillium45: and then i looked down and saw flames shooting out of the lawn mower |
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Sanjuro Makabe: btw remember what you made up about something like the 7 layer protocol of the network or something?
Sanjuro Makabe: application, presentation, session, transport, network, datalink, physical
Sanjuro Makabe: i remember you made up something nasty to remember those by...i forgot what it was
Saem: a pussy so tight no dick penetrates |
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bryan1835: using php5 with xml is like beating a midget in a footrace.
bryan1835: it's so freaking easy, it's not even funny.
bryan1835: okay, it's a little funny. |
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<Epesh> danielle's rack isn't huge but she's well-formed, like an XML document with proper namespacing and closures |
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<Jodie>: But dident you say Sydney was hot?
<Adam>: Yeah, doesent mean i would sleep with her
<Adam>: ...
<Adam>: Actually, it does, but it doesent mean i WANT to sleep with her |
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<@Josho> can't believe i fit so much shit in the dishwasher
<@Josho> tetris skills paying off |
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Wildfire: im going to have wet dreams about a big red ox tonight
Daemonus: .......what
Wildfire: box
Wildfire: BOXComment: Reasons not to brag about your new PC case
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#50180 (203/391) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DangerousCurves> man
<DangerousCurves> now i wanna go into a store
<DangerousCurves> and buy a pregnancy test
<DangerousCurves> then come back in 5 mins and buy some wire coathangers |
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([LH]Neil|Work) the worst thing about audio programming: the possibility of deafening yourself
([LH]Neil|Work) just got a 440Hz tone at pretty much full volume from my headphones
([LH]Neil|Work) my ears are ringing now
(Silex) you got an A for that
(Silex) ;) |
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xeno: *note to self, driving makes distances seem very short, will use that knowledge next time before taking a 'short run' * |
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