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#9112 (201/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ManC0W> Mikado : Mitsukake is an ass pirate
<Mikado`> ManC0W: I believe so, yes.
<Mikado`> ManC0W: can he see this?
<Mikado`> ManC0W: if we prefix our sentences with our intended targets, the others can't see it, right?
<ManC0W> Mikado : I think so Brain...
<Mikado`> ManC0W: Cuz I'd really hate for Mitsukake to know how gay I think he is
<Mitsukake> Why is this room so dead all of a sudden?
<Mikado`> LOL
<Mitsukake> What?
<Mitsukake> What's so funny? |
#156995 (201/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tatsh> in my fantasy house there's going to be a road made of thick glass to drive on
<Tatsh> that's lit with all these colours
<Tatsh> like a mile long track
<Tatsh> of glass
<Tatsh> a real-life rainbow road
<Tatsh> it'll be so sick
<Tatsh> and i would definitely do some shrooms and drive on it |
#222363 (201/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(JadeFrog) chainmail thongs don't look very comfy
(Scrubber) you say that now, but you won't mind when it saves your asscrack from a morning star
(JadeFrog) fair enough |
#250200 (201/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SirPNut> look, given the choice between turning off the internet router, and turning off the life support machine for a loved one.. who here wouldn't choose to leave the router plugged in ?
<+Marticus> SirPNut: you just said the same thing twice, i dont understandComment: #peeringsa
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#294654 (201/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<U235> it always bothers me when i'm filling my bottle of water and the pressure drops because someone flushed a toilet
<U235> in the back of my mind, I just can't stop thinking that that water I was about to drink instead washed someone's poop away. |
#308894 (201/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Daemon404 has unlocked the secrets to manually cross-compiling gcc
<Daemon404> canadian even
<Lumpio-> Cross-compiling it to Canadian?
<Lumpio-> whoa
<Kulag> Lumpio-: Basically it just apologises when it segfaults.
<Lumpio-> Does it apologize in both English and French?
<Lumpio-> Also it is available under the french name lclcdlg ?
<Lumpio-> (Le compilatión la compilaieurs de la Gnú) |
#14098 (201/351) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phunqe> As I was walking home from work the other day, I saw a funny ad in the subway. Instead of laughing quietly for myself I actually said "lol" quite loud. The high voltage tracks seemed very inviting at that point. |
#16789 (201/380) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daishi> i couldn't connect to irc, so i went out with my gf instead |
#21542 (202/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<froggie> is 7stray4,duCks" a good password?
<gregh> no, because you just pasted it in #distributed |
#23510 (201/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<woodss> omg
<woodss> one of our sales team sent a request for proposal to a school yesterday... he got a reply today, with all of the spelling and grammar corrections made for him.. LMAO
<Carlo> Hahaha
<woodss> there was a big red ring around one paragraph...!!
<Carlo> That's great
<woodss> I guess we didn't get the work... lol
<Carlo> Heh, one would think not
<lech> suprised you even got a response at all... |
#23938 (201/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<A-C> The thing is...there have been so many sims expansions, what the FUCK is in the original?
<Lightbunny> I think the original had an installer
<Lightbunny> Other than that Im as perplexed as you |
#24427 (200/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pornosaur> I remember a girl showing me her boobs in kindergarten
<aeonite> Um
<aeonite> girls in kindergarten don't have boobs.
<Pornosaur> yeah tell me about it |
#28504 (201/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds wondering why `Data Track' by `Data Track' wouldn't play from this CD |
#29120 (201/437) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n. |
#29731 (201/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Breej> Hey.
<Jaayy> Breej do you molest little boys?
<Breej> no.
<Jaayy> SICK FUCKING PERVERTED FUCK!
<Jaayy> oh.
<Jaayy> You said no. My bad. |
#31528 (201/389) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cazor> i know a girl who thinks a guy doing his own laundry is a turn on. thats... hrmm...
<Cazor> and she freaks out when i go to my laundry
<GreenJeanz> wtf haha
<Cazor> like, an orgasmic freak out
<Ruthven> sounds good
<Jovan> Cazor: Sounds like an opportunity... :D
<Jovan> Just kidding.
<Cazor> ehhh... nope.
<Ruthven> ¬_¬
<Jovan> That's kinda funny though.
<Cazor> you'd laugh if i told you who it was, though.
<kak> Its ok Cazor, we know its your mom. |
#32230 (201/463) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> KING ME
* invader_mog sets mode: +v Gothic_CatGirl |
#33662 (201/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DimaV> Anglophobia - Fear of Englishness
<DimaV> wow, some one in the world there are people scared of men with huge sideburns who shout "God save the Queen!", drink tea and play cricket.
<joe> i'd be scared if i seen one |
#35206 (201/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> I seriously need to take a piss
<Rjx> but the door is blocked up
<Neon[UK]> why?
<Rjx> bats
<Rjx> got to keep them out
<Rjx> I may have to pee out the windowComment: #geekissues
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#37785 (201/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Lucifer7> I think I just caught my Linux servers in the act,
<@Lucifer7> I walk in and both of them are at high network and hard drive activity.
<@Lucifer7> Then they both suddenly stop and the lights go back to normal.Comment: #Fritolaid irc.homelan.com
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#39062 (201/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Plob> You were anti-social way before the computer.
<Plob> The computer just attracted you because it requires no social skills.
<semen> the computer just allowed to you communicate without moving.
<Plob> No no, I move.
<Plob> I have a chair with wheels, biatch. |
#39904 (200/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Puunukke> A Russian lieutenant stands on a cliff with his crew. He looks down, and points at one of his privates.
<Puunukke> - You there. Stand here on the edge, stick your right hand out and jump down.
<Puunukke> The lieutenant watches the soldier fall down and shouts to the next one.
<Puunukke> - You! Come here, point your left hand and left foot forward and jump down.
<Puunukke> The lieutenant again watches the soldier fall, thinks for a minute and shouts again.
<Puunukke> - You there. Come lie down here on the edge, put your right foot up and roll over to the chasm.
<Puunukke> The lieutenant continues until a general arrives at the scene shouting at the lieutenant.
<Puunukke> - Lieutenant Vasiljev, how many times do I have to tell you not to play Tetris at work? |
#40712 (201/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[GTF] I don't know what's worse; that I dreamed about putting my ex-girlfriend in a woodchipper, or that I woke up with an erection. |
#42192 (201/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evo|utioN> for bots
<mutante> what about it
<Evo|utioN> need
<mutante> please form sentences |
#43091 (201/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Hidden_Hunter): My teacher was telling me that we had to write a creative story
(@Hidden_Hunter): few questions later she gets to me
(@Hidden_Hunter): and I ask if it can be an erotic story (jkingly)
(@Hidden_Hunter): she said that it needed to be creative
(@Hidden_Hunter): so i said what if it has banannas and spacegirls in it
(@Hidden_Hunter): she said it also needed suspense
(@Hidden_Hunter): i said no problem
(@Hidden_Hunter): the suspense is where the bananna wentComment: #osbetaarchive
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