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#309307 (205/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< BaKamann> my cabbage is 4 gigaleaf but it still can't run linux
< BaKamann> i don't want to pay the extra fee to upgrade to lettuce
< BaKamann> this is how i see all your techy talks |
#34190 (205/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* rik decides not to reply to spam whose subject line is "discount vasectomy" |
#44547 (205/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> youre going to pay for this, langdon
<langdon> use apostrophes
<clay> im going to fu'ck you up |
#45574 (205/385) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alex323> so i was like "hey mom what day was i born on"
<alex323> and she was like "march 23"
<alex323> and im like "thats my birth day how weird"
<saracen> what the hell do you think a _birth_day is?
<alex323> ooooh |
#60954 (205/479) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<The Ranger> it takes me a whole fucking hour these days to get out of bed since i'm off school for a bit...
<The Ranger> everytime i wake up early i subconsciously think "Great! that means i can get more done today..."
<The Ranger> but also i give myself a little more time in bed, and then when i get out half the day is gone =(
<The Ranger> i'm such a lazy ass
<The Ranger> how about you?
<HeYpReStO101> i have sunken back into getting up no earlier than 1 everyday
<HeYpReStO101> and i find that i seem to masturbating a lot more
<HeYpReStO101> double win |
#70187 (205/437) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Genocidal> belts are for losers
<Genocidal> :D
<Buck> and for kids who don't listen to their parents |
#73260 (205/475) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bill[Uni]> question what have i done wrong -> if($gst == 1) { $price = $price x 1.125; }
<Bill[Uni]> i keep getting unexpected T if errors
<PovAddict> are you trying to multiply?
<Bill[Uni]> yeah
<PovAddict> you're kidding with the x aren't you?
<Bill[Uni]> oh yeah
<Bill[Uni]> *
<Bill[Uni]> forgot
<PovAddict> o_oComment: irc.freenode.net/##php
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#1134 (205/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> remember how i told you guys about that chick
<timmo> i was talking to in the record store
<McMoo> the imaginary one? |
#1354 (205/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brentai> I have Q3, but I like playing it about as much as I like trying to suck my own wang.
<Brentai> i.e. it's painful and futile, but once and a while I try to do it just to prove that I can. And I can't. |
#3195 (205/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dot> i make that typo irl too
<dot> wait... it's not a "typo" then...
* dot gets confused about real life
<dot> real life... has no keyboards...
* dot tries to remember this |
#7432 (204/368) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Orz> How old are you jennjenn?
<Orz> 12 right?
<jennjenn> 12??
<Orz> Yeah, comes after 13.
<Orz> Idiot. |
#8369 (205/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shuichi> but i'm an optimist
<Slick_Wil> so glass half full then?
<Shuichi> are you implying i have a drinking problem Slick_Wil? |
#8832 (205/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mike > What do they send you if you send those penis enlargement companies some money?
mike > "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever it is. |
#11422 (205/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hobophobic> cant be fucked going to the toilet
<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window
<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window
<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol
<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window
<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first
<hobophobic> :( |
#3751 (204/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djcrom> TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY
<djcrom> I ACCEPT VISA, MASTERCARD, AND WEED. |
#4325 (204/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten. :|
<mightyflo> irc is a cruel mistress
<nitrifik_> not as cruel as real mistresses.
<mightyflo> you get what you pay for |
#9036 (204/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling?
<LarsC> wrestling.
<Amoeba> Wrestling.
<jt`> wrestling.
<[prone]> wrestling. |
#82761 (204/358) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bebop> watch hentai
<bebop> and take notes
<pingu> i was hospitalized once for trying something i saw in a hentai |
#151875 (204/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jex> we made a mmo game where you are a member of a popular development team with an army of a few hundred clients demanding updates and the goal of the game is to prolong development as long as possible without getting e-murderedComment: #tremdev@freenode.net
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#235252 (204/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@`Ace> grrrr, flippin linux aint suposed to crash :(
<@LexMortis> Myth.... BUSTED! |
#306403 (204/330) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+CoJaBo> me is bored
<+CoJaBo> Slash key: Miss it, and sound like caveman. |
#12322 (204/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Josh> hey Lan
<Josh> i just would like to say
<Josh> that if world war iii comes tomorrow
<Josh> i loved you most of all
<@Lan> i would like to say
<@Lan> if ww iii comes tomorrow
<@Lan> i loved orange soda more than any of you |
#13018 (204/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Effyis> oh crap...
<Effyis> i just dropped the dip on the floor
<gleep> Oh, well. Someone help KarbonCopy back up.
<KarbonCopy> me back up?
<KarbonCopy> what?
<KarbonCopy> HEY! |
#13068 (204/387) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rjx> hmm.....goatse.cx is a better link
<ganonboy> what section of the site are the ROMS in?
<ganonboy> ? is it http://www.goatse.cx
<ganonboy> ??
<Rjx> yup
<ganonboy> I dont see any N64 roms?
<Rjx> what do you see?
<ganonboy> A sick picture...
<Rjx> click on it
<Rjx> it's an imagemap
<Rjx> click on his ass
<ganonboy> you are lying
<Rjx> did you try it?
<ganonboy> yes
<ganonboy> and nothing happens |
#13634 (204/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<me tarzan> someone please tell me the name of disk 2 in the curse
<Huz> Tarzan: "Disk 2". You should be able to find it in the CD case you got when you bought the game. It's quite distinct, being the only other CD in there other than "Disk 1", which is also clearly labelled. |
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