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#32764 (201/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jwz> I am not making this up:
<jwz> "Dear Sir,
<jwz> My name is SAMUEL JACKSON . I am the Family private
<jwz> Secretary/legal adviser to the former President of Liberia
<jwz> Charles Taylor before he was forced out of power and sent on exile in
<jwz> Nigeria."
<jwz> nowhere in this spam do the words "bad mother fucker" appear
<jeriko> a fake! |
#32893 (202/382) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+RageAgainsttheAmish> this incence im burning owns
<@Aunt_Jemima> that reminds me of a story
<@Aunt_Jemima> i was at my friends house
<@Aunt_Jemima> and he is a complete stoner
<@Aunt_Jemima> but his dad is a born again christian
<@Aunt_Jemima> and he was burning incense
<@Aunt_Jemima> his dad walks in the door and says in a southern accent
<@Aunt_Jemima> "son, i dont want you burning that incense. its the gateway to drugs" |
#147598 (202/276) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Smokey> there's a pizza hut down the street from here, but it's across state border so they won't deliver itComment: irc.lessthanthree.us #<3
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#223711 (202/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Taran_Wanderer> You can look up what they're going to name hurricanes
<YP> I wish they'd bring hurricane mewtwo back :[
<The_984> Hurricanes should be named after Pokemon
<DonutKnight> In other news, Hurricane Magikarp has decimated New Orleans
<DonutKnight> More at 11
<The_984> Magikarp used SPLASH
<The_984> It was super effective |
#33463 (202/430) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Joins: DesSc0rp (~DesScorp@66.168.250.226)
<DesSc0rp> and now.....
<DesSc0rp> Calculus love poetry
<DesSc0rp> I love you
<DesSc0rp> You are my Hero
<DesSc0rp> My love for you is 1/x
<DesSc0rp> as x approaches 0Comment: #bifemunix
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#39676 (202/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders |
#52440 (202/366) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Franchise> there were 4 girls working at each security check point at the airport in tokyo
<The_Franchise> 2 were handling bags and stuff
<The_Franchise> 1 was checking the xrays
<The_Franchise> and 1 was there to bow to you after you walk thru the metal detector |
#53098 (202/346) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zmeiat_joro> soo..is it dangerous to use audioscrobbler/last/fm if you listen to a few things you haven't actually bought
<orospakr> nah
<orospakr> I doubt it
<shen> it is!
<orospakr> is it?
<shen> I tried using audioscrobbler with some songs that I downloaded
<shen> and I fell down the stairs. |
#53719 (202/382) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ducklord> my finest moment in the army was due to mc hammer
<ducklord> I was on patrol
<ducklord> and we met some other soldiers
<ducklord> and we were chatting, talking about army stuff
<ducklord> and I yelled out, "hammertime", did my dance, then said "moonwalk" and did a retarded moonwalk around a corner
<ducklord> those guys never talked to me again
<@rp> Hahah.
<ducklord> serves them well for trying to make meaningful conversation |
#56978 (202/400) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Buliwif> I'M ON VACATION!
<Buliwif> WOOOOOOOOOO
<tumblemonster> cool.. Where?
<Buliwif> right... freakin.... here.... i'm gonna do nothing... sit back, relax, and retool my life
<tumblemonster> retool eh?
<Buliwif> i call it "spring cleaning for the soul"
<tumblemonster> ok. What does that involve? ingesting industrial strength cleaning solvents?
<Buliwif> ummm no.....
<Buliwif> cleaning my room, cleaning my car, cleaning everything that involves me... refreshing myself, freeing myself from the bonds of my past and moving forward with a fresh outlook and revitalised nature
<tumblemonster> so, like, visiting a hooker?
<Buliwif> indeed |
#70718 (202/402) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZoFreX> I'm actually considering fucking some fat chick I know
<ZoFreX> just cos she's up for it
<TheRandom> ZoFreX if you do
<TheRandom> i wont talk to you again
<ZoFreX> awesome.
<Ecom> hell for that, even I would do her
<FireFalcon> I'd fuck a fat chick if TR would commit suicide.
<FireFalcon> Hell, I'd fuck Zo if TR kills himself.
<ZoFreX> special 2 for 1 deal, I'd kill myself too |
#76126 (202/436) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nuculeron> ugh
<nuculeron> my moron friend got this new system in his car
<nuculeron> with this huge ass woofer
<nuculeron> and his plate popped off from the rattling
<nuculeron> right in front of a cop |
#120 (202/509) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigDug> warez > sex
<kisama> it is true.
<kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex. |
#794 (202/528) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckx> part of the problem with christains
<ckx> is they're so gullible
<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first place?
<ckx> heh good point |
#914 (202/418) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fustard> fuck
<Fustard> now im bored.
<Fustard> oh well
<Fustard> at least i have a cock and the internet.
<Fustard> ill do something with that. |
#1057 (202/402) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(MoLaUstEr) They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. |
#1443 (201/393) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck |
#2339 (202/379) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[noam]> you know, i just came to a conclusion
<ryo-ohki> Really? I just came to some porno. |
#3784 (202/361) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Joshua> funny how sodomy and clowns are linked in my head... i'd better not investigate that any further... |
#4287 (202/360) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<memo> > Would you like to go fuck yourself? (Y/N)
<Foxie> Y
<Foxie> Y
<Foxie> ITS NOT WORKIGN |
#4603 (202/344) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in my game?
<Ear> Well, beta-blockers would have a positive effect on accuracy, but a negative effect on strength.
<Ear> Acebutolol hydrocholoride, alprenolol hydrocholoride, atenolol, labetalol hydrochloride, metoprolol tartrate, nadolol, oxprenolol hydrochloride, propranolol hydrocholoride, sotalol hydrocholoride are the beta-blockers banned by the IOC.
<Thrasher> ...Remind me not to ask you for help again. |
#6909 (202/360) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AaronSw> To prevent this day from getting worse, I'll just read ERROR as GOOD THING |
#7039 (202/338) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that bullshit; it's not good for you. |
#11620 (202/356) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Astroboy> Im going to murder the next girl I ever hear make some comment about being over weight.
<Astroboy> Unless the girl is like 500 pounds.
<Trinity> I am so over weight.
<Astroboy> Trinity way to be a absurdly difficult distance away for me to murder you. |
#3063 (201/371) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical
<dregan> Mehh.
<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'" |
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