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trillium45: So today, i was mowing the lawn and i could smell something burning
trillium45: and i thought, how nice, the smell of burning leaves in autumn
trillium45: so i was happily mowing along
trillium45: and then i looked down and saw flames shooting out of the lawn mower
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