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#42161 (222/358) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<masteralpher> I WILL RAPE YOUR ANOS FAT BITCH
<masteralpher> STOP IMING ME
<arahi`jr> and cut
<arahi`jr> ok lets go back over that
<arahi`jr> this time spell anus right
<arahi`jr> and action
<masteralpher> send me your pic and i wont to rape your anus then
<arahi`jr> ok cut. brilliant, this time with a little more emotion. maybe all caps again, go back to that. that was working.
<arahi`jr> and roll film
<arahi`jr> action |
#47217 (222/380) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zeedo> youd think that there would be some sort of rescue process for submarines
<zeedo> but it looks like the process is "call lots of people who have subs and then we'll all get here and do stuff"
<zeedo> which is a decent plan for a party, not so good for rescuing trapped submariners |
#49354 (221/393) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BriBroder> Wang International Inc. Recalls Wooden Christmas Toys Due To Choking Hazard |
#51512 (222/430) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<matja> well, i _tried_ to read the case study on why windows is more stable than linux, but IE crashed while opening the pdfComment: As stable as einsteinium maybe.
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#54432 (222/466) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Raisin> my mom is paranoid
<Raisin> i was messing around with a lighter and she thinks i'll become some freak who razes buildings for fun
<Raisin> she saw me in a fistfight once and is convinced i'll become a felon
<Raisin> and i lied once and she kept ranting that i'd be president someday |
#54507 (222/398) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Slider> i went to little ceasers today
<Slider> and you know how they have those "Hot N Ready" pizzas?
<Matt> yeas
<Slider> well, their shirts said "HOT N READY" on the back and two blondes were the cashiers
<Slider> i burst out laughing |
#55899 (222/394) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fLy> hahaha
<fLy> <fLy> dw ive been crying mysql to sleep over this for some time :p
<fLy> I just wrote mysql
<fLy> instead of mysql
<fLy> fuck
<fLy> myself
<fLy> this is getting sad |
#62761 (222/410) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Xop: Hey, I'm smooth when I want to be.
Xop: Fuck, I just cut myself. |
#77923 (222/576) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SpaceHobo> Hi, asl.
<xkcd> HUMOROUS COMBINATION OF IMPROBABLE AGE SEX AND LOCATION
<SpaceHobo> ACRONYM WHICH COULD INDICATE VOLUME OF AFFECTION OR VOLUME OF RISIBILITY
<xkcd> CONTINUING SELF-REFERENTIAL META-JOKE WHICH SHOWS THAT I AM WITTY BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT SOMEONE WOULD TRADITIONALLY SAY HERE AND AM REPEATING A DESCRIPTION OF IT IN CAPS
<SpaceHobo> CONDESCENDING BREAK FROM META-JOKE IN ORDER TO AFFECT CONFUSED UNSPOKEN OBJECTION TO SURFACE BEHAVIOR
<xkcd> CONTINUING APPEAL TO FURTHER JOKE-BREAKING, POSSIBLY WITH A SHOCKING SEXUAL COMPONENT, IN A DESPERATE SEARCH FOR HUMOR
<SpaceHobo> UNINTERESTED INVOCATION OF INFOBOT FACTOID, IN ATTEMPT TO MAINTAIN FOCUS OF ATTENTION WHILE HAVING THE LAST WORD
<xkcd> INCREASED SELF-REFLECTION. CONTEMPLATION OF WHERE LIFE BEGAN TO GO WRONG. SOCIAL WITHDRAWAL POSSIBLY ACCOMPANIED BY MOUNTING SUBSTANCE ABUSE. |
#33820 (221/389) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Brynneh|w3rk> im doing my girlfriend all weekend
<Brynneh|w3rk> lol whoops
<Penfold> doesnt stop
<Brynneh|w3rk> *doing stuff
<Brynneh|w3rk> *doing stuff with
<Cavey> I shall mention that quote to her when I next se her
<Brynneh|w3rk> that was the mother of all typos |
#35041 (221/395) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nerd> I want a fucking irssi session :/
<zero> i want a girl
<nerd> trade? :D |
#42152 (221/317) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BobDragonslayer> The rabbi of said temple wanted to hear the south park song "I'm a lonely jew at christmas"
<BobDragonslayer> so a co worker and I loaded up Kazaa and tracked down a copy, complete with thevideo
<BobDragonslayer> so me, the rabbi, and my rather religious co-worker are sitting in the temple front office, and we start it up
<BobDragonslayer> and it's lesbian pornComment: #btc
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#49732 (221/453) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
TennisJump: i can't believe you said 1337
TennisJump: at camp in a conversation
TennisJump: even worse
TennisJump: I was the only one laughing
Fazfly: yea, your pathetic |
#50021 (221/487) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EventHorizon> is it just me or does our -106 prof wear sweaters alot?
<swtaarrs> that's a sweatshirt
<EventHorizon> yeah
<EventHorizon> i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
<EventHorizon> so its still an instance
<DroolingSheep> no it doesn't sweaters suck
<swtaarrs> you're an instance of stupid
<EventHorizon> ur an instance of ur mom
<ChixLoveUnix> I implemented your mom last night.
<EventHorizon> i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
<EventHorizon> or something
<swtaarrs> if your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public |
#50042 (221/385) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Jeff: I didnt know how to do a problem
Jeff: so I drew a giant pacman and wrote "pacman sez math is hard"
Jeff: teacher just wrote "Spelling -1"Comment: #aim
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#53581 (221/367) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
xyzzy: hey think of a band name for us
xyzzy: based on the acronym "wtf"
BahamutXero: when things fly
xyzzy: nah
BahamutXero: women throw fish
xyzzy: women throw fits
BahamutXero: worms travel fast
xyzzy: where to fuck
BahamutXero: wild teens fuck
xyzzy: woot
BahamutXero: wallabies tackle frigate
xyzzy: what the fuck...
BahamutXero: that works |
#54036 (221/401) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+lax> i feel like an asshole
<+lax> at lunch we couldnt decide if this person was a girl or boy
<+lax> i said it was a girl
<+lax> and so we all chipped in a dollar
<+lax> and someone went over and asked
<+lax> and she started crying |
#81484 (221/451) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> I've come to the conclusion that my spare computer sucks ass.
<Trinexx> I tried to install Xubuntu on it, and it gave me an OOM error.
<Panoz> xubuntu?
<|BAD| hack attack> wtf is a OOM error?
<Trinexx> oh right, I forgot that you're all idiots. Nevermind. |
#106666 (221/293) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rogueboy|Work> what if I were to speak with intelligence?
<Raziel> it would look down on you |
#193949 (221/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zachary> someone gave me an engraved rock for my birthday with ZACHERY on it
<Zachary> I mean first off you just gave me a fucking rock for my birthday
<Zachary> and then my name is on it and it's misspelled
<Zachary> of course maybe that was just the name of the rock |
#215897 (221/453) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kris> damn 1337, now everyone's numberplate is talking to me |
#279192 (221/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ahrotahntee> I found the most horrid naming convention today
<Ahrotahntee> and what's hilarious is it doesn't sound like a bad idea until you come across this specific example
<Ahrotahntee> I work with an AS/400 computer along with Icy on some days, they don't support long names
<Ahrotahntee> so I found a username or library name or something that was for an assistant (abbrievated ASST) Amer. The log entry read: 42 files changed by/in ASSTAMER |
#300286 (221/359) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+finn> is there something in between "I like you" and "I love you"?
<@Rjx> sex |
#301418 (221/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<VoxPVoxD> I see a half dollar coin every once in a while
<VoxPVoxD> I think it's jfk on them
<VoxPVoxD> which is a wasted opportunity
<VoxPVoxD> we had a great reason to finally have one of those cool coins with a hole in it |
#305241 (221/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Zardoz> so I left my blackberry in mun's car on wednesday only retrieved it now.
<@Zardoz> 16 missed calls! wow! I'm popular!
<@Zardoz> turns out they were all me trying to find my phone.
<@Zardoz> sigh. |
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