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#44850 (219/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Segosa> IRC has taught me a girl in a bath tub isn't always a good thing. |
#49668 (219/409) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ballplaya4537: holy shit dude
ballplaya4537: so my brother and i smoked up last night
ballplaya4537: and he was so high that he left all the weed on the kitchen table
ballplaya4537: and my dad found that, his bong, and his two bowls
cdawzrd: hahahahahaha
cdawzrd: sucks for him
ballplaya4537: no no no no, not that best part
ballplaya4537: so my dad knocks on his door(which is right across from mine)
ballplaya4537: and i hear if you ever do that again, you are out of the house and were not sending you to college
ballplaya4537: and then
ballplaya4537: about thirty seconds after:
ballplaya4537: AlexC2907: dad just gave it back
ballplaya4537: AlexC2907: do u wanna smoke tonightComment: on AIM
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#50728 (219/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<h4m911> i think i am going to rather enjoy my workcentre's new policy of "we won't work on your shitbox unless you sit here and wait while we do"
<h4m911> that should cut down my work load by about 900%
<punch> heh
<punch> fuck that
<punch> i dont need Newbie McTalker hovering over me while i fix his emachine
<punch> "what are you doing now?"
<punch> "what program is that?"
<punch> "where did you learn to do that?"
<punch> "what caused that to break?"
<punch> "i just bought that machine a year ago brand new"
<punch> "what do you mean its a 486"
<h4m911> you're not bitter at all! |
#55078 (219/389) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ppcCube: my daughter found a big pile of pennies the other day in some parking lot... "as she was picking them up, a passer by asked 'oh do you collect pennies?'" and my daughter blurts out "Pennies?! screw that, i collect money" |
#56696 (219/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Xerxes is now listening to Nightwish - Once
* Sanguini listened to Nightwish. Once. |
#33556 (218/464) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Philth : theres no lag when you play with yourself..
Philth : eh, i mean single player
Magnus : lol
Philth : I keep saying shit like that, i blame bashComment: Oh god I'm addicted
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#34091 (218/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SA-X[away][soldat]Wf> chaos?
<SA-X[away][soldat]Wf> u a girl?
<Chaos> If by girl, you mean man, then yes.Comment: #zebeth dreamIRC
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#35680 (218/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jaime> I'll think of you when I'm lounging around in boxers eating cereal out of a box at ten in the morning and watching cartoons
<Jaime> did I say cartoons?
<Jaime> I meant porn |
#42149 (218/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> shit, i'm very conservative but god damn, legalize weed
<richo_> if you had weed and alcohol legal
<richo_> and after 2 months
<richo_> asked the population which one should be outlawed..
<richo_> it'd pry be the one that causes daddy to hit you
<richo_> not the one that causes daddy to cook extra kraft dinner |
#43027 (218/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aimee[Dead]> I don't think it's a good thing that my shoulder hurts for no reason
<Mayseth> Right or left?
<Aimee[Dead]> ummm right i think
<Mayseth> You think?
<Aimee[Dead]> i don't know left and right :(
<Mayseth> The nicklist is on the right!
<Mayseth> Start button on the left
<Aimee[Dead]> ok it's my right one then |
#46072 (218/330) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shakeman> the first keyboard we had when we bought the computer died last year
<Shakeman> the K key stopped working...
<Shakeman> it's very hard to search for keyboards online when the K key doesnt work |
#53148 (218/408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<leif> last night, we were at WalMart, and this dude was playing the 360 demo station..
<leif> and we watched for a bit
<leif> he was getting his ass shot up
<leif> so Mike says "Let's go somewhere else, this guy fucking sucks"
<leif> the kid slammed the controller and stormed off with tears in his eyes
<leif> i was like.. "Sweet, now I can play" |
#60274 (218/470) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ellipsis> hurra
<ellipsis> I've got 8 new computer books
<ellipsis> ^_^
<ellipsis> 9, actually, but one of them's Java. |
#62402 (218/426) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Spfamg24BIG: Can you get blind from looking at pictures of solar eclipses? |
#68259 (218/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrk_mat> I am BRILLIANT
<mrk_mat> found the loophole I needed to get what I wanted done
<d4_teh_gr8> "it aint cheatin if she's your cousin"? |
#102712 (218/460) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[linux] hey i have a question
[helf] ok
[linux] i recently installed ubuntu on my laptop
[linux] and it works very good
[linux] the only problem is that i can not boot into windows anymore
[helf] uhoh |
#306822 (218/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyRussian> I just finished Leisure Suit Larry 1 (again)
<CrazyRussian> It's amazing how much easier this game is when you speak English |
#367 (218/426) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner |
#791 (218/438) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(McMoo) i got in a car accident and i'm fine
(McMoo) except for that third nipple that the doctors thought would be funny to include in my skin graft |
#870 (218/429) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime
<Cducharme> k
<Cducharme> fixed
<Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash.
<Ash> Oh, clock.
<Ash> N/m. |
#1116 (218/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<var> hrmm
<var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my desktop
<var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling
<Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new owner
<Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out |
#1323 (218/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> ¿
<LkTruth1> hypr is confused in Spanish. |
#1344 (217/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brentai> Do you ever wonder if Japanese people all laugh at the zany translations they get of American games? "Did you know that in America, 'Super Flamey Skull Man' is named 'Scorpion'?" "Ha ha! Scorpion!"
<gaspump> "Can you believe they wouldn't even LIKE commuter train simulators in America!?!" |
#7571 (218/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<foop> leif is having a party?
<ross_> yeah
<foop> does he know that he's having a party?
<Chieze> of course not
<ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up |
#8457 (218/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<thrase> i hate programming
<thrase> why couldn't i be a rock star
<undrewb> cause you have the charisma of a programmer
* Mandi chortles
<undrewb> and the programming skills of a rockstar :) |
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