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#17044 (220/384) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Laura_ken> ameeeerrrrr
<amer> why do people do that
<amer> why can't you do "amer: this is my question blah blah blah?"
<amer> why do you have to wait for a response
<Rhayde> lol
<amer> goddamit i'm here, ask your question
<amer> or say what you have to say
<amer> jesus
* amer throws up his hands and leaves the room
<amer> well?
*** Exekiel (ZelementZ@192.168.100.101) has joined #lineage
<Exekiel> AMER
<amer> lol |
#19871 (220/383) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Swamp> neep is the superior race
<Neep|workable> a race of one
<Neep|workable> until I breed
<Neep|workable> MWHAAHHAA
<[werk]chin> thank god thats unlikely
<Swamp> hahahaha
<[werk]chin> natures own built in failsafe |
#21419 (221/392) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(smasho) i saw matrix 2 today
(Cip) bout time smasho
(smasho) "How did they copy smith" somsone said
(smasho) i said ctrl c |
#26218 (221/381) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IAmQueenLara> Oh yeah, I remember you... You disappeared one night after I sent you my photo |
#27935 (220/370) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please.
<+[d20]Gau> Clan: Covert Underground Neutralization Team #CUNT
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel name.
<+[d20]Gau> ? Is it too short?
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt"
<+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a woman's vagina, isn't it
<+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat
<@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau |
#29475 (220/414) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey
<Gothic> :O
<Gothic> Jim Carrey's at your house!? |
#30649 (220/414) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@AfroServ> ?back
<+eggbot> AfroServ is back from - TAKING A MAJOR SHIT - after 4days 23hrs 3mins 25secs
<+Chronic> lol thats one huge shit you had afro
<@AfroServ> i fell asleep on the can
<@AfroServ> the smell of it kept me knocked out for days |
#31289 (220/488) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(&Remmy) root@remmy:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach --sandwich=sweet-onion-chicken-tariyaki --length=footlong --bread=italian-herbs-and-cheese --with-onions --with-lettuce --with-pickles --with-tomatos --with-jalapeno-peppers --with-banana-peppers --with-mustard --with-mayonnaise --with-sweet-onion-sauce
(&Remmy) make
(&Remmy) make install |
#32505 (220/396) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Deranged): Damn.. I just found out that I have so many voices in my head, that I have to go to group therapy... By myself. |
#112620 (220/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kickass_5> google books?
<kickass_5> never heard of it
<HiLander> which one?
<HiLander> google or books? |
#117550 (219/497) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gaarie> who the fuck names a lake winnipesaukee
<DX|laptop> indians
<DX|laptop> and not the tech support kind
<ch> the casino kind |
#190590 (220/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cyber> Here's an easy way to tell if a heat sink is pure copper or contains an aluminum base
<Cyber> If you can't afford it
<Cyber> it's pure copper |
#205783 (220/540) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
chuckstud: C# is terrible
chuckstud: it's like visual basic raped c++ and c++ didn't get the abortion |
#305055 (220/346) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nuvero> man, i think i just got trolled hard
<Nuvero> i was taking a dump, when I notice a Playboy is lying in the newspaper box, so I started reading it
<Nuvero> (reading it, no fapping, or anything)
<Nuvero> halfway through, I hear the door open, and a knife appeared
<Nuvero> i was like "holy fucking shit!" and started pulling my pants up real quick
<Nuvero> when the door fully open, and here is my dad, with a knife in his hand, taking a photo of me
<Nuvero> freaked out, trying to pull up my pants, with a Playboy in the hand
<Nuvero> i... don't know what to think. |
#305289 (220/306) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dr_jkl> I HAVE A THREE DAY WEEKEND AND A SOLDERING IRON.
<dr_jkl> i am going to have so much fun. :D |
#33414 (220/424) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TehFattyLove> Oh dear god..
<TehFattyLove> NOOO!
<TehFattyLove> Fucking eh
<infinitevalence> ??
<infinitevalence> you ok
<TehFattyLove> A fly was flying around.. It was on the other side of the room and was coming at me
<TehFattyLove> I saw it.. like in slow mo.. then it like hit my face.. so naturaly I tried to get away..
<TehFattyLove> but was sitting down.. so instead of dodging it..
<TehFattyLove> I flippe backwards out of my chair.. and crashed my head on the ground
<TehFattyLove> When I got up I felt somethign wet on my head and I was like "FUCK!" thinking I busted my head open..
<TehFattyLove> But I reach back tehre and the fucker was crushed in my hair
<TehFattyLove> It was awesome. |
#33834 (220/424) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pyro> I remember when I was younger this chick wanted me to give her a hickey but i didn't know how.. so i went on google |
#35182 (220/406) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Joker4ever> They had a really wierd special on today at Silver City today...
<@Joker4ever> Use the washroom and get 2 free admission
<%Ark> Offer expires when the theatre staff wise up |
#40308 (220/348) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Tik-Tok> I pay for one service that allows me to steal just about every other service I require.... the internetComment: Regarding paying for iTunes
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#55298 (220/460) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChibiDazzy|SH> Time to finally finish Sonic Herpes.
<ChibiDazzy|SH> ...
<ChibiDazzy|SH> . . . . .
<ChibiDazzy|SH> dude
<Zero7> ...
<Zero7> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* Zero7 falls out of chair
<ChibiDazzy|SH> thats awesome.
<Zero7> GREATEST. TYPO. EVER.
<Proth> XDDDD
<CtrlAltDestroy> Sonic Herpes? That was so totally intentional.
<ChibiDazzy|SH> O and P are right by each other
<ChibiDazzy|SH> its an easy mistake
<CtrlAltDestroy> Oh. |
#55431 (220/352) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[`42`Kyle] `42` is a one man clan
[orangekid] can i join?
[`42`Kyle] ... |
#56616 (219/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GenericLoser> I have a great commercial idea for Visa.
<GenericLoser> Have a really attractive girl stuff Visa cards down her shirt and pants.
<GenericLoser> "Visa: It's everywhere you want to be." |
#59739 (220/450) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Camper Man: There must have been a power outage
Camper Man: No ones online
Benbread: No, you're just unpopular |
#74314 (220/430) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lundman> could you pull a disk out, and tell us disk size and maker?
<IDC_hirai> The maker is fujitsu.
<IDC_hirai> size is
<IDC_hirai> 16cm x 11cmComment: 3am on-call
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#1598 (220/419) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k-rad-bob> omg
<k-rad-bob> I just realized
<k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants
<k-rad-bob> brb |
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