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#30892 (224/404) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ give me butt sechs?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: No.
<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ pleeeeeeease?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Not on your life.
<@Flyp> !8 Another time maybe?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Absolutely not.
<@Flyp> !8 Seeing someone else, eh?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Yes. |
#32198 (224/424) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
RyanIsL33T: HAHAAH
RyanIsL33T: HALF TIME SHOW
RyanIsL33T: JANET JACKSONS BOOB FELL OUT
SpAz0Licious: WHAT
SpAz0Licious: BULLSHIT
SpAz0Licious: WHEN
RyanIsL33T: AT THE END OF THE SHOW
SpAz0Licious: DID YOU GET A PIC?
RyanIsL33T: NO
SpAz0Licious: DAMNIT
SpAz0Licious: its gonna be all over the net in like 10 minutes anyway
RyanIsL33T: yeah
10 minutes later:
SpAz0Licious: http://66.98.142.98/~volume/janet/JANETSBOOB.jpg
SpAz0Licious: HAHAHA
SpAz0Licious: I TOLD YOU 10 MINUTES
RyanIsL33T: ROFL |
#32500 (224/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<grommet> what the fuck am I doing in this IRc??!!
<grommet> i could be hooking up with the hottest german girl right now
<rob> really?
<grommet> well....no
<grommet> but i could be fantasizing about it |
#16086 (223/390) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by walking into traffic
<MepitansTAD> but he walked in front of a truck going 15 mph and he was in a crosswalk
<MepitansTAD> the truck just stopped and asked him to move |
#18668 (217/428) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sabrina> she must have been special..
<Matt> well,I thought she was special, but then I realized she was just fuckng with my head and using me, and she didn't deserve to have me care about her
<Sabrina> awww :(
<Sabrina> girls suck, huh? ;)
<Matt> the best ones do... |
#28540 (223/393) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ash> Hatter is a fountain of wit. I'm a master of emoticons. scar_ is Norwegian, blazemore has a cool laptop. Each of us was born with a superpower, and together we are unstoppable. |
#29470 (223/393) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jwz> "i like that unix has zombie processes... it would be even better if there were also ninja processes... or maybe some ultimate pirate ninja zombie helper monkey... then it would be the best operating system EVER." |
#29760 (223/425) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kenichi> toothpaste fixed 5 of my music cds and my friend's gta3
<foofoo> it also prevents tooth decay.Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#29922 (223/441) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Delusion> I JUST ASKED OUT A STRANGER.
<Delusion> SHE HAS UNTIL FRIDAY TO ACCEPT.
<Delusion> OR UNTIL SATURDAY TO LIVE.
<Delusion> DEPENDING ON THE DECISION. |
#31559 (223/395) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> i dated a mormon once
<tito> was she wild in bed? i've heard that
<Dekkon> i think i fucked the mormon outta her |
#32865 (223/425) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Moosey5> how come only like 3 ppl r talking but there a whole lot of other ppl?
<Moosey5> jw
<Happy_Noodle_Davey> eh?
<Moosey5> nvm
<Moosey5> asl every1!!
<Moosey5> 14/m/fl
<Moosey5> ok
<Moosey5> im bored
<Moosey5> im gonna go bye
*** Moosey5 (~Moosey5@a763dad.25ea667f.client.mchsi.com) Quit (Client Exited)
<Happy_Noodle_Davey> And the room's IQ goes up by 50 points!
<Amy> Huzzah!Comment: If you leave 'em alone, the problem usually fixes itself...
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#120835 (223/407) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<smxsy> 'i have forwarded this to the management team' = 'i have already deleted your email whilst wiping the tears of sadistic laughter from my eyes. thank you for contacting comcast customer support' |
#295136 (224/386) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dshs> what's the absolute best question?
<fydo> you just asked it. it's recursive. |
#304158 (223/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<welandB> God dammit.
<welandB> I went to the Renaissance Festival and hit it off with a girl so I tore off a piece of paper from the map and wrote down my number for her.
<welandB> So my friend tears off more pieces and writes down "Call Nate for gay sucking and fucking" with my phone number.
<welandB> And starts handing them out.
<welandB> So I take them away from him and stuff them in my pocket.
<welandB> My cat just dragged one right to my mom.
<welandB> We just had a sit-down talk where I had to clarify that I am not soliciting sex from strange men. |
#33653 (223/457) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Yusuke akfjl;fdsjfdsjfsdjfdlsks
<Yusuke> damn my cat got on the comp keyboard
* Yusuke was kicked by Recon (stop Spamming!)
* Yusuke has joined #roleplay
<Yusuke> recon
<Yusuke> i did not spam
<Recon> tell your cat to stop spammin
<Yusuke> i know but recon does not have to kick me
<Shavnir> but Kicking a cat would be animal cruelty |
#33713 (223/411) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+x24[java]> damnit. i just cheesed my fresh from the drier pants
<@BalefireX> cheesed?
<+x24[java]> a macaroni escaped from the fork and left it's mark with cheese on my pants
<@BalefireX> ah
<@BalefireX> just checking it wasnt slang for defecationComment: #gideontech
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#34509 (223/411) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[sQurl] jesus is there anything that isn't broken right now?
[r1ch] customers phones |
#35344 (223/457) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> we should spread the myth that having sex with someone who writes in altcaps makes your penis drop offComment: #geekissues
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#44909 (223/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shinster> i've sunk to a new low and am in the office on a weekend
<shinster> left my access card at my desk when i went to the bathroom before too...had to wait half an hour to find someone to let me back in
<shinster> it was like playing a badly designed fps where i couldn't open a door and nothing in my inventory would help
<shinster> kept walking back and forth trying all the door handles anyway |
#50484 (223/407) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@ChrisH> Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes
<@ChrisH> by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
<@ChrisH> "OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!" His
<@ChrisH> staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
<@ChrisH> president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks
<@ChrisH> up and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!" |
#53486 (223/395) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** lowenergy is now known as emojesus
<emojesus> watch me turn water into whine |
#53593 (223/389) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
iReima: That reminded me of that one time
iReima: where I wanted to get this job at a kiosk, selling phones
iReima: the guy was all like
iReima: "Alright, how old are you?"
iReima: "....19. NO WAIT, 20!"
MitsukaiSiryuse: Lmao
iReima: "...I'm not gonna get the job, am I?"
MitsukaiSiryuse: Yeah, I did that during one interview
MitsukaiSiryuse: I stared at the guy
MitsukaiSiryuse: And went ".....Uh......"
MitsukaiSiryuse: "Hold on, let me calculate it real quick...1985......17"
MitsukaiSiryuse: "I should just walk out, shouldn't I?"
iReima: We fail, my friend |
#62511 (223/429) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pressure> just above the burgers section of the menu at TGI Friday's it says
<Dr_Pressure> "Your hands do all the work. Your mouth reaps all the rewards." |
#70403 (223/459) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<morphie> tovarich!
<kroesjnov> vodka!
<morphie> da!
<kroesjnov> ah, the russian three way handshake :) |
#384 (223/467) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128
<bocz> thats 310 mb for a server
<Guilty> Kudos on finding the elusive 54MB DIMM |
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