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(treaz0n4) msn sent me a 4 page report on how to report spammers |
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<c-rock> Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno. |
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<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely trashed
<Dane> and he was looking like spewing
<Dane> so i reminded him of my car spew rule
<Tippytoes> which is?
<Dane> "if you hurl you pay me $150 and you have to clean it up"
<KKKBitch> heh
<Dane> and he looked in his pocket
<Dane> and goes
<Dane> "I can cover that"
<Dane> "lets go get curry" |
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<mewse> i got moderated as a troll on slashdot for defending the mummy returns |
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<radead> (number of slashdot posts x ultima online character level)^(number of dime sized zits on face)/(girlfriends had before + 1) = sizeOf(nerd)
<radead> girlfriends had before + 1 so we don't get a divide by zero error |
#9335 (222/407) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people
<Brena> what kind of question is that?
<go_die> im just making conversation
<go_die> why are you getting all defensive, hitler |
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<DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany. |
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<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were. |
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<friedegg> _.---._ /\\
<friedegg> ./' "--`\//
<friedegg> ./ o \
<friedegg> ././\ )______ \__ \
<friedegg> ./ / / \ \ | |\ \ \7
<friedegg> " " " "
<friedegg> _.---._ /\\
<friedegg> ./' "--`\//
<friedegg> ./ o \
<friedegg> ././\ )______ \__ \
<friedegg> ./ / / \ \ | |\ \ \7
<friedegg> " " " "
<b|ubeard> eek
<friedegg> shhh
<friedegg> i'm observing wildlife |
#3563 (222/389) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP ANYTHING HUMAN AND FEMALE
<Slant> ANYTHING
<Zor-SLEEP> i feel for your sisters. |
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<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during a soccer riot?
<Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance.
<Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me. |
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<SaetheR:#916> why are stupid people my managers?
<phear:#916> because they make horrible employees |
#6692 (222/394) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* TT205 wants to build a SNOT-HIPPO!!!!
<TT205> *blink*
* TT205 wants to build a SNOW-HIPPO!!!! |
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<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"?
<Joe_> Yes.
<Kiler> I'd still do her
<Rain|Joker> She's borderline
<slog> that's 1 yes, 1 no, 1 maybe
<Pander> Desperation is the key factor.
<Kranrev> I'd say yes, but it would be creepy
<Lum_> Ben Franklin said of older women: "They know what they are doing, and they are eternally grateful".
<Lum_> in case you don't know your history Franklin was pretty much a slutpuppy |
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<tom_> i heard that if you walk into a fridge and close the door you cant get out again
<tom_> im sure if i got stuck in a fridge i could get out
<tom_> im gonna fuckin try it |
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<Mae|str0m> fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick.
<Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot.
<Mae|str0m> FUCK.
<Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter. |
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(NOTE: The URLs were coloured out with IRC colours, or something ^_^)
<@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http://goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me!
<@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see?
<Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!! |
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<@Rjx> a whole directory of flv files I downloaded have spontaneously converted to mp4 format
<@Rjx> it's a christmas miracle! |
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<izua> are you a prophet?
<clueless> yes
<izua> show me your prophet license
<clueless> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<clueless> ^ LICENSED PROPHET ^
<clueless> ^ CLUELESS ^
<clueless> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<izua> dammit. |
#16398 (222/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bix> it was like the flintstones
<mltj> but without the cars.
<mltj> or dinosaurs.
<mltj> or flintstones.
<bix> exactly. |
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<Funk> Hey I have a question for your mother
<zuKi> Sure thing, let me get her!
<Funk> Ask her how many Communion wafers you'd have to eat to consume a whole Jesus |
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*** Joins: YourNick (YourNick@149.99.97.000)
<YourNick> anyone here know where i can download games for kids to play
<Xama> no idea
<Dave|sleep> try www.goatse.cx
<Dave|sleep> they have a wide variety of childrens' games
<Harbish> stop doing that to people!
<YourNick> why are you so evil
<YourNick> my kids were standing right here when that page opened
<YourNick> are you happy
<YourNick> asshole
<Dave|sleep> Incredibly.
<Dave|sleep> you mean "gaping asshole", right?
*** Parts: YourNick (YourNick@149.99.97.000)
<Josh> LOL!
<Dave|sleep> I AM WIN!
<Harbish> comedy |
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HermitKing: So Star Trek fans are Trekkies, and X-files fans are X-philes...
HermitKing: ...what do you call Buffy fans?
Cat1013: Virgins |
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<Enrico> do you like your co-workers
<Thibster> I'd like them to leave me alone
<Enrico> have you tried shooting them... I bet you didn't.
<Thibster> no I tried
<Thibster> they respawn |
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<tharaka> wow, this is a new one...
<tharaka> microsoft connected to its ONLINE troubleshooting centre
<tharaka> only to tell me, "You Do Not Currently Have A Connection To The Internet"
<ducklord> they're making fun of you
<tharaka> is coz i is bleck
<ducklord> probably
<ducklord> they're trying to get you to destroy your computer in a murderous black rage
<ducklord> and/or pawn it |
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