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<Raisin> my mom is paranoid
<Raisin> i was messing around with a lighter and she thinks i'll become some freak who razes buildings for fun
<Raisin> she saw me in a fistfight once and is convinced i'll become a felon
<Raisin> and i lied once and she kept ranting that i'd be president someday
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