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#308326 (221/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(On the topic of socialization)
< qkumber1> I just pretend everyone is NPCs
< qkumber1> works wonders |
#175 (221/533) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Amanda_> Alright
<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS |
#1535 (221/395) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Speaking of which, did you know that Slashdot.org just changed its name to Gullible?
<HoJu> Really? |
#2884 (221/353) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program?
<Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows
<Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is
<Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke)
<Frag_> uh can i undo deltree? |
#2940 (221/369) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<T_hibiki_> you catch your lady in bed with another man what do you do ?
<sparatik> tell him she has an STD |
#8069 (221/404) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FaNtAcIgYrL> ello
<jeff> Do you realise that you have spelt both the words "fantasy" and "girl" incorrectly ? By doing this, are you displaying a vain attempt at what some may refer to as "coolness" ? Or is it that you can not spell ? If the former, I suggest you rethink your stance on social status and its implications. The later, perhaps you should start attending school. |
#9081 (221/405) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound. |
#11986 (221/380) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive. If I had any idea the file manager on a macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago! Is there a similar file manager for XP that can do that? |
#12407 (221/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ixnorp[Regenerating]> I think I've found an excellent unit of size measurement. It's the 'I could kill you and hide your body in it' unit. People usually become very quiet after you say, "yea, I could kill you and 3 other people and hide the bodies in this" |
#13973 (221/405) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zack`> I wore my boxers backwards all day yesterday
<shea_> haha
<Zack`> And I didn't realize it until I scratched my ass
<Zack`> And my hand went through the slot and made contact with my crack
<Zack`> And I was like WTF |
#15435 (221/388) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Setups> is it a forest fire?
<Setups> I CAN SEE THE SMOKE FROM MY HOUSE
<SneakyPete> wtf going on setups? what state?
<Setups> its in alberta
<Setups> canada
<Raider|FIRE> must be forest fire
<travelyan> they have fire in canada?
<Setups> fuck you
<Setups> eh |
#16431 (221/393) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Danelope> "Nine people in total have had gene therapy at the Necker Hospital, and seven of them are doing well."
<Danelope> The other two transformed into hideous demon-beasts and began slaying the hospital staff.
<Danelope> And eating their brains. |
#21616 (221/379) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[20:10] * Aery has joined #online
[20:10] <Aery> boobs boobs boobs
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] <Aery> boobs
[20:10] <Trax> .
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] * Aery has left #online
[20:10] <Treen> She had an entire night's conversation in under a minute. |
#22015 (221/343) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Friday> I did a science experiment on magnets and I cited MM3 for examples. I got First Place. I shit you not.
<McDohl> What did you do, take the game in there and go. "See how Megaman flies up like that? Megaman is metal, therefore he is attracted by the magnet robots!"
<Friday> Pretty much.
<Friday> I had screenshots. |
#23106 (221/396) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BloodFromStone> "You wouldn't think incest was wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine." |
#23467 (221/397) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lank|war> man
<Lank|war> a girl once asked me
<Lank|war> what it feels like
<Lank|war> to have an erection
<Boxthor> ....
<Lank|war> and I couldn't figure a way to explain it to her
<Lank|war> they had asked other guys
<Lank|war> and they were like
<Lank|war> "we came to you because you know how to word stuff right"
<Lank|war> and I was like
<Lank|war> uhhhhhh
<Lank|war> it gets hard |
#23907 (221/367) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mog> !8BALL WILL MARA KICK ME IN TWO SECONDS FOR ABUSING THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON?
<FarkStatsBot> mog: You may rely on it.
* mog was kicked by Mara (Caps abuse - 100%) |
#24624 (221/421) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mr_Meeker> you know how cats always land on their feet and toast always lands on the top?
<Mr_Meeker> i tried taping toast to my cats back :P
<Mr_Meeker> went apeshit |
#28817 (221/411) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* +ramoth4 slaps politik with an unsigned long double
* +politik comes back with a _uint64 uppercut
* +ramoth4 pulls out a struct and returns fire
* +politik corrupts ramoth's heap
* +Fire_Elemental-Coding- ducks to avoid leaked memory
* +politik pops Fire_Elemental-Coding- square in the stack
* +ramoth4 stuffs politik's face in the bitbucket, and begins to operate on nil pointers
* +politik throws uncatchable exceptions around the room
* +ramoth4 dodges skillfully with his try-catch block
* +politik cuts off ramoth's private member
* +ramoth4 encapsulates the wound in a protected class
* +politik destroys all foes with up-casts to inappropriate derived classes!
* +politik is out of ideas
* +politik :: ~politik();
* +ramoth4 declares flipcode his namespace!
<+ramoth4> I win!
* +ramoth4 beat C++.
<+ramoth4> The last guy was hard.Comment: -- #flipcode @ irc.enterthegame.com
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#13094 (220/393) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SexcBlnde> I want a creamy chicken pizza
<Bart> yeah same! but I want meatlovers
<SexcBlnde> Hmm
<Bart> we could get half and half!
<SexcBlnde> ?? LOL like who will buy the other 2 halves?? ?;)
<Bart> you are joking right?
<SexcBlnde> ??whatttt?? |
#14886 (220/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script.
<Slayer99> Okay, you have our permission to do so. |
#14888 (220/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TRiP]> so you got a bf?
<wersa666> yeah, you have a gf?
<TRiP]> nope.. still stuck with this crappy TNT2.. i'm planning on buying a GF3 next week though
<wersa666> ok... |
#16195 (220/368) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude
<@NitroX> no way, not nuke
<*Nuke> Im a sweetheart you stupid fuck |
#16295 (220/395) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* jitspoe attempts to go back to his paper
<DaveMan> BWAHAHAHA
<DaveMan> ALL YOUR CONCENTRATION ARE BELONG TO IRC
<DaveMan> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PASS MAKE YOUR BURGER FLIPPING |
#16595 (220/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Silent4042: What's another name for child molestation?
SocialistNinja: Divine intervention?
Silent4042: What?
SocialistNinja: That's what my priest tells me. |
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