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#308636* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<s17> i crashed my talkatone app by adding a home number the same as the cell number for a contact
<s17> booo
<jeian> #firstworldproblems
<s17> yay, it recovered, nevermind
<s17> i got your first world problems right here
* s17 grabs crotch
<jeian> indeed
<jeian> people are dying from war and hunger everywhere, a small penis is indeed a first world problem
<gelato> unless
<gelato> having a small penis decrease your chances of having sex
<gelato> which, in the third world, decreases your chances of getting hiv/aids or another sti
<gelato> in that case, having a small penis is a third world bonus
* jeian quirks an eyebrow
<jeian> ... I like the way you think, comrade
<gelato> 8=D |
#278364* (?/35) ⚐Flag
9P5VfB Check This Out, GREAT InformationComment: 9P5VfB Check This Out, GREAT Information
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#181079* (?/42) ⚐Flag
[@Jemy] i coudl conect ethernet cables for the rest of my life
[@Jemy] wihtout getting boreds
[@Jemy] bored*
[+zepski] not me
[~knoeki] me neither
[@Jemy] i cannot WAIT to goto work tomorrow
[+zepski] i have to connect usb cords every now and again
[@Jemy] usb cord r boring
[+zepski] wtf is wrong with you
[+zepski] usb cords do everything including your momComment: #zomgwtfbbq
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#306235* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<The_Vole> Fuck, big exam in two hours
<Sarvix> aww
<The_Vole> It´s biology, so I need to know about the Sarv- I mean, cervixComment: #e621 at furnet
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#309989* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<jrvc> But I'm usually a grammar and spelling nazi
<jrvc> I need to hold myself to the same standards I hold others too
<jrvc> *to
<jrvc> FUC
<jrvc> *FUCK
<AaronBallman> ROFL
<nh_99> LOLOLOLOL! |
#170656* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<irq> anyone here watch Dancing With the Stars?
<pfree> my wife does, because she lacks male genitalia
<pfree> the quality of female on the show is disappointing
<pfree> the have the fuggle faced blonde with no eyebrows, some random brunette
<pfree> a horrible little butter troll
<pfree> yamaguchi is the only saving grace |
#172474* (?/56) ⚐Flag
<whitehat2> how do I say verbs on gerunds in french? like: she's studying
<kehoea> whitehat2, you use the present tense
<whitehat2> what about l'apprentissage?
<whitehat2> elle est l'apprentissage du français
<kehoea> she is the learning of French
<kehoea> not a particularly useful thing to want to sayComment: #lingustics, freenode
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#307627* (?/48) ⚐Flag
-!- Fluttershi is now known as Hipsterluna
<~Semipresent_Darkness> !mask Hipsterluna
<&LunaBot> Hipsterluna is Hipsterluna!Fluttershi@Hipsterluna.is.my.waifuComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#305178* (?/48) ⚐Flag
<Marenz> ppl becoming less
<tg> omg
<tg> so we can use them as pager for long outputs? ;]
<Marenz> ... I have no words to answer to that.
<tg> :D |
#302365* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> ok the bored club needs more promoting, so go tell people about us >3
<Lawwy> hey, everyone in here
<B-Rad> haha
<Lawwy> go to the bored club
<B-Rad> they're already here dood
<Lawwy> ohh ye..... |
#302609* (?/16) ⚐Flag
(2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: just trying to root my n1, first step i took is: sven@zaphod:~/eclipse$ sudo -i
(2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: [sudo] password for sven:
(2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: root@zaphod:~# ifconfig eth1 193.174.132.113
(2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: root@zaphod:~# route add default gw 193.174.132.1
(2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: root@zaphod:~# echo nameserver 8.8.8.8 > /etc/resolv.conf
(2010-04-20 11:50:45) nibbier: root@zaphod:~# telnet 10.0.55.2 636
(2010-04-20 11:50:47) nibbier: Trying 10.0.55.2...
(2010-04-20 11:50:49) nibbier: Connected to 10.0.55.2.
(2010-04-20 11:50:51) nibbier: Escape character is '^]'.
(2010-04-20 11:50:53) nibbier: Connection closed by foreign host.
(2010-04-20 11:50:58) nibbier left the room (quit: Remote host closed the connection).
(2010-04-20 11:51:36) freenode: lolololololololololololol
(2010-04-20 11:51:49) nibbier [~sven@mx00.linkprotect.de] entered the room.
(2010-04-20 11:51:54) nibbier: sorry for flood :/Comment: #android-root
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#302741* (?/16) ⚐Flag
[01:06] <+_habnabit> God dammit. They must've spooged in the goddamn well that the zero key sits in.
[01:06] <+_habnabit> Because the stupid goddamn key sticks every time I press it.
[01:06] <cyber95> But how will you describe what they did in leetspeak?
[01:06] <cyber95> If 5P00G3 will turn into 5P00000000000000000000000G3?
[01:06] <+_habnabit> I was more concerned about my parenthetical abilities.Comment: #furry
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#310354* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<DSiMTL> "Various money fraud and scams"
<DSiMTL> aside from the horrible construction here... unless you're actually talking about fraud and scams _directly_...
<DSiMTL> 'fraud' and 'scam' are TERRIBLE words to put in your bank loan application
<DSiMTL> as are 'sodomy', 'methamphetamine', and 'twerk'
<JRiNC> my competitor sodomizes customers like they were twerking on methamphetamines? |
#310501* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<+evilmidget38> lol768: To translate what Zoroark173 said, it's a homosexual pedophillic porno
<+korikisulda> Idk if it's necessarily the best one to start with, but it's a classic |
#306285* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<tidux> I finally gave in to my inner neckbeard and riced the living shit out of my netbook
<tidux> zsh, awesomewm, urxvt, luakit, mpd/ncmpc++, the works
<Jaek|7540> xD
<Jaek|7540> I think the main problem here is 'living shit'
<Jaek|7540> I suggest rat poison.
<tidux> ?
<tidux> lol
<Jaek|7540> THE SHIT WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
<Jaek|7540> Oh, wait. it already has
<Jaek|7540> a black man is president
<Jaek|7540> I'm going to hell for that.Comment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
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#307108* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<LittLeLives> [youtube link]
<LittLeLives> >Kids react to Miku
<%godzilla> "KIDS REACT to Hatsune Miku" (5m41s); By: TheFineBros; 356,093 views; 4.8/5 (18,883 votes) - [youtube link]
<&Vin> slowpoke
<LittLeLives> OH GODZILLA'S BACK
<%godzilla> IF YOU WANT ME BACK AGAIN.
<&Vin> it's infesting other miku videos too
<LittLeLives> HI GODZILLA
<%godzilla> OH HI THERE.
<~Ghostlyy> not gonna lie
<~Ghostlyy> that video
<~Ghostlyy> is fucking
<~Ghostlyy> what
<~Ghostlyy> I actually like that video
<~Ghostlyy> the kids at least had a bit of sense about them
<LittLeLives> lol
<LittLeLives> they think it was a real singer
<LittLeLives> >she's obviously ugly
<~Ghostlyy> >you can't be a fan of it, it doesn't exist!
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<~Ghostlyy> he wan fite
<&Tophan> >magic doesn't exist
<&Tophan> >ahaha.wav
<+VertMan> Fite time?
<~Ghostlyy> fight time
<~Ghostlyy> yes
<~Ghostlyy> [youtube link]
<+VertMan> What'd I miss?
<%godzilla> "KIDS REACT to Hatsune Miku" (5m41s); By: TheFineBros; 356,093 views; 4.8/5 (18,900 votes) - [youtube link]
<+pellet222> that nigga knows his shit
<~Ghostlyy> FITE TIME
<~Ghostlyy> I'm fiting the black haired wanker
<+VertMan> >Kid called William
<+VertMan> >Is apparently the most retarded kid there
<+VertMan> It's just tlike real life!
<~Ghostlyy> doing the name proud
<~Ghostlyy> >mfw the only person I've ever referred to as "William" is immortal and in the army
<~Ghostlyy> he sprinted from his house to Tesco and back
<+VertMan> No, wait, the other kids are defying the odds and out-retarding him.
<~Ghostlyy> that was mental
<+VertMan> SO AMERICAN
<+VertMan> Fuck this video up the ass with a monstrous hammer
<+VertMan> >Nai-an Cat
<Ryomu> VertMan: Hammer in the ass and Blue-Drive in the mouth?
<Ryomu> *Blues
* VertMan proceeds to saw open his limbs
<+VertMan> Fuckballsdick
<+VertMan> Anything to kill those kids painfully, Ryo.
<%Aaaa> are you still watchg that kid reaction vid
<%Aaaa> jeez
<~Ghostlyy> ahhhh
<+VertMan> >Pop stars have to stay! They all have to stay!
<~Ghostlyy> I want something alcoholic
<~Ghostlyy> and powerful
<+VertMan> I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE
<~Ghostlyy> my one last beer
<~Ghostlyy> ain't gonna do the trick
<~Ghostlyy> actually I have a 9am start
<+VertMan> GHOST, WHAT FRESH HELL HAVE YOU JUST EXPOSED ME TO?
<~Ghostlyy> there's gonna be no alcohol for me
<~Ghostlyy> but
<Ryomu> VertMan: Here's what you do - You sneak into the house of one of the kids and bind up each family member.
<+VertMan> ...
<~Ghostlyy> I might get wrote tomorrow ni- FUCK
<~Ghostlyy> Dragonslayers
<+VertMan> I'm listening...
<~Ghostlyy> can't get pissed at the Dragonslayers
<Ryomu> VertMan: When you have everyone who lives there, you pull something out of the closet.
<+VertMan> I like it, I like it~!
<Ryomu> VertMan: That something is, of course, grandma and grandpa, if they don't live there.
<+VertMan> This just gets better and better!
<Ryomu> VertMan: Their bodies are broken and mangled, bones are poking out, but they are still alive.
<Ryomu> You then proceed to fix every broken bone.
<Ryomu> VertMan: You yank a limb in a direction and put the bone back in place.
<Ryomu> VertMan: At this point, they are probably unconcious, so you just drop their bodies back onto the floor.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Now you turn to the rest of the family, who has been watching this entire time.
* VertMan makes comesies
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<Ryomu> VertMan: Now, for this next part, you'll need a nailgun.
<+VertMan> I like things involving nailguns...
<Ryomu> VertMan: Because you're about to crucify this kid's family to the walls.
<+VertMan> Nice.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Remember, keep everyone alive.
<Ryomu> VertMan: If the kid has a sister, don't crucify her.
<Ryomu> VertMan: If she is of age, you are going to impregnate her. If not, just normal rape is fine.
<+VertMan> >Not only raping 3D, but raping disgusting inbred 3D
<Ryomu> VertMan: The key to impregnating her is staking out the house and learning her menstural cycle beforehand.
<+VertMan> Wait, this appears to have taken a somewhat unsettling turn...
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<Ryomu> VertMan: If you don't think your normal cumshots will be enough to ensure fertilization, bring a turkey baster.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Don't worry about her being 3d, you brought a Miku mask along.
<+VertMan> She's still all meaty and gooey, though.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Be sure that the kid is watching and stare at his face the entire time.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Once she is full of cum, you stand up and walk to the kid, pants still down and glare still fierce.
<Ryomu> VertMan: You then stand him up and force him to look at everything you have done. His parents are nailed to the wall, his grandparents are bleeding out on the floor, and his sister is wearing a Miku mask, sobbing as cum drips out of her.
<@Hiroto> then high five him
<@Hiroto> and walk off
<Ryomu> VertMan: Now you turn the kid around and glare at him, inches from his face. There is only one thing you can say at this point...
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<@Hiroto> "Happy Birthday"
<Ryomu> VertMan: "The Aristocrats"
<@Hiroto> ryomu
<+VertMan> YES!
<+VertMan> Oh god, that was unexpected.
<@Hiroto> heh
<+VertMan> Perfect, Ryo.
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<+herki> I take a glance at r/a/dio and read that
<+herki> also, I have a boner now
<+herki> thanks ryuushi
<Ryomu> You're welcome. |
#307494* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Kid> if you were to take sooyoung's legs
<Kid> and all of the skin on one of yuri's
<Kid> sooyoung could use it as like a sleeping bag
<Hollander> Damn it Kid
<Kid> because thin
<Kirretov> wae
<snsdguy> wae.jpgComment: NOPE
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#309406* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<PhilipJamesFry> im just happy im not on that site :D
<PhilipJamesFry> My love for cock knows no bounds!
<wctaiwan> You are now.. |
#310142* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<@YelseyKing> lul. On the "Trending" sidebar on Facebook: "Oscar Mayer: Recall: Kraft recalling 96,000 pounds of Oscar Meyer Wieners"
<@YelseyKing> Bad time to wish you were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, I guess. |
#302596* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<dKingston> lets make a shock site
<dKingston> containing images from the GNAA, meatspin, chris crocker, Brenden
<dKingston> and many more!Comment: Brenden is someone from irc :p
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#302781* (?/25) ⚐Flag
< abe> omg cortex you are describign my life a little except for that last part. I do was Desp hwifes but i thinki know why it not the best show and so deep down don't really think its the best show but i watch it. come to think of it it sucks ass. but one recent chracter has made me interested. that recent episode abotut eh kid serioel killed. that actor is actually pretty good even though his charater is cliche. |
#303471* (?/25) ⚐Flag
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#303888* (?/25) ⚐Flag
.:@Control_:. LOL
.:@Control_:. RAK
.:@Control_:. is a fucking
.:@Control_:. nerd
.:@Control_:. i wanna fuckin carve a BIG ass "T" on his forehead and make him my slaveComment: rak
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#304439* (?/25) ⚐Flag
FROM THE WINDOW
TO THE WALLS
SHAVED THE HAIR OFF MY COCK AND BALLS |
#304720* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Dalby>one student "when pushing the policy i lost my interface, can you search for it?"
<Dalby> complete silence...5 mins later snowball smashing into the window
<Dalby> other student "there is your interface" |