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<LittLeLives> [youtube link]
<LittLeLives> >Kids react to Miku
<%godzilla> "KIDS REACT to Hatsune Miku" (5m41s); By: TheFineBros; 356,093 views; 4.8/5 (18,883 votes) - [youtube link]
<&Vin> slowpoke
<LittLeLives> OH GODZILLA'S BACK
<%godzilla> IF YOU WANT ME BACK AGAIN.
<&Vin> it's infesting other miku videos too
<LittLeLives> HI GODZILLA
<%godzilla> OH HI THERE.
<~Ghostlyy> not gonna lie
<~Ghostlyy> that video
<~Ghostlyy> is fucking
<~Ghostlyy> what
<~Ghostlyy> I actually like that video
<~Ghostlyy> the kids at least had a bit of sense about them
<LittLeLives> lol
<LittLeLives> they think it was a real singer
<LittLeLives> >she's obviously ugly
<~Ghostlyy> >you can't be a fan of it, it doesn't exist!
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<~Ghostlyy> he wan fite
<&Tophan> >magic doesn't exist
<&Tophan> >ahaha.wav
<+VertMan> Fite time?
<~Ghostlyy> fight time
<~Ghostlyy> yes
<~Ghostlyy> [youtube link]
<+VertMan> What'd I miss?
<%godzilla> "KIDS REACT to Hatsune Miku" (5m41s); By: TheFineBros; 356,093 views; 4.8/5 (18,900 votes) - [youtube link]
<+pellet222> that nigga knows his shit
<~Ghostlyy> FITE TIME
<~Ghostlyy> I'm fiting the black haired wanker
<+VertMan> >Kid called William
<+VertMan> >Is apparently the most retarded kid there
<+VertMan> It's just tlike real life!
<~Ghostlyy> doing the name proud
<~Ghostlyy> >mfw the only person I've ever referred to as "William" is immortal and in the army
<~Ghostlyy> he sprinted from his house to Tesco and back
<+VertMan> No, wait, the other kids are defying the odds and out-retarding him.
<~Ghostlyy> that was mental
<+VertMan> SO AMERICAN
<+VertMan> Fuck this video up the ass with a monstrous hammer
<+VertMan> >Nai-an Cat
<Ryomu> VertMan: Hammer in the ass and Blue-Drive in the mouth?
<Ryomu> *Blues
* VertMan proceeds to saw open his limbs
<+VertMan> Fuckballsdick
<+VertMan> Anything to kill those kids painfully, Ryo.
<%Aaaa> are you still watchg that kid reaction vid
<%Aaaa> jeez
<~Ghostlyy> ahhhh
<+VertMan> >Pop stars have to stay! They all have to stay!
<~Ghostlyy> I want something alcoholic
<~Ghostlyy> and powerful
<+VertMan> I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE
<~Ghostlyy> my one last beer
<~Ghostlyy> ain't gonna do the trick
<~Ghostlyy> actually I have a 9am start
<+VertMan> GHOST, WHAT FRESH HELL HAVE YOU JUST EXPOSED ME TO?
<~Ghostlyy> there's gonna be no alcohol for me
<~Ghostlyy> but
<Ryomu> VertMan: Here's what you do - You sneak into the house of one of the kids and bind up each family member.
<+VertMan> ...
<~Ghostlyy> I might get wrote tomorrow ni- FUCK
<~Ghostlyy> Dragonslayers
<+VertMan> I'm listening...
<~Ghostlyy> can't get pissed at the Dragonslayers
<Ryomu> VertMan: When you have everyone who lives there, you pull something out of the closet.
<+VertMan> I like it, I like it~!
<Ryomu> VertMan: That something is, of course, grandma and grandpa, if they don't live there.
<+VertMan> This just gets better and better!
<Ryomu> VertMan: Their bodies are broken and mangled, bones are poking out, but they are still alive.
<Ryomu> You then proceed to fix every broken bone.
<Ryomu> VertMan: You yank a limb in a direction and put the bone back in place.
<Ryomu> VertMan: At this point, they are probably unconcious, so you just drop their bodies back onto the floor.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Now you turn to the rest of the family, who has been watching this entire time.
* VertMan makes comesies
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<Ryomu> VertMan: Now, for this next part, you'll need a nailgun.
<+VertMan> I like things involving nailguns...
<Ryomu> VertMan: Because you're about to crucify this kid's family to the walls.
<+VertMan> Nice.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Remember, keep everyone alive.
<Ryomu> VertMan: If the kid has a sister, don't crucify her.
<Ryomu> VertMan: If she is of age, you are going to impregnate her. If not, just normal rape is fine.
<+VertMan> >Not only raping 3D, but raping disgusting inbred 3D
<Ryomu> VertMan: The key to impregnating her is staking out the house and learning her menstural cycle beforehand.
<+VertMan> Wait, this appears to have taken a somewhat unsettling turn...
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<Ryomu> VertMan: If you don't think your normal cumshots will be enough to ensure fertilization, bring a turkey baster.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Don't worry about her being 3d, you brought a Miku mask along.
<+VertMan> She's still all meaty and gooey, though.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Be sure that the kid is watching and stare at his face the entire time.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Once she is full of cum, you stand up and walk to the kid, pants still down and glare still fierce.
<Ryomu> VertMan: You then stand him up and force him to look at everything you have done. His parents are nailed to the wall, his grandparents are bleeding out on the floor, and his sister is wearing a Miku mask, sobbing as cum drips out of her.
<@Hiroto> then high five him
<@Hiroto> and walk off
<Ryomu> VertMan: Now you turn the kid around and glare at him, inches from his face. There is only one thing you can say at this point...
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<@Hiroto> "Happy Birthday"
<Ryomu> VertMan: "The Aristocrats"
<@Hiroto> ryomu
<+VertMan> YES!
<+VertMan> Oh god, that was unexpected.
<@Hiroto> heh
<+VertMan> Perfect, Ryo.
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<+herki> I take a glance at r/a/dio and read that
<+herki> also, I have a boner now
<+herki> thanks ryuushi
<Ryomu> You're welcome. |