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#304741* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<pokeplatinum> i don't know wat do do my mom woke up and she see's me on this web site i am done for. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<TPO3> are you being serious
<TPO3> ?
<Zero> LOL
* Chimecho (PBGuest@9D7CD6F6.4A21627B.458B807B.IP) has left #pokebeach
<Zero> Your mom?
<pokeplatinum> yes
<Zero> um... how old are you?
<Zero> :3
<TPO3> if she sees you
<Ganon> is she walking again? I thought I had her tied down >:(
<pokeplatinum> HURRY SHE IS COMING
<Zero> xD
* Ganon marches off to the dungeon
<TPO3> why are you asking us to do something about her
<Muse> LOL ganon
<Zero> DO A BARREL ROLL
<Muse> hahahahahaha
<TPO3> IT'S A TRAP
* TPO3 is now known as Admiral_Ackbar
<Admiral_Ackbar> IT'S A TRAP
<Muse> HIT DAT LIL NEGRO WITH A FREEZE POP
<Ganon> wait
<Ganon> oh it wasn't pokeplatinum's mom I had in the dungeon
<Ganon> nvm
<DNA> and then you'll see the number 9000
<Ganon> it was Blake's
<Admiral_Ackbar> Pokeplatinum
<Admiral_Ackbar> are you still good?
<Muse> lol
<Admiral_Ackbar> did she catch you?
<Admiral_Ackbar> ARE YOU DEAD
<Hurricane> HE'S DEAD GUYS
<Hurricane> HE'S DEAD
<Ganon> OH GOD
<Ganon> OH GOD
<Hurricane> OH MY GOD THEY KILLED POKEPLATINUM
<Ganon> QUICK HIDE THE BODY |
#304808* (?/27) ⚐Flag
(Success is a journey and getting over brick walls rather than learning a script you have to follow, the script comes after the journey.)
Tommy Giapalo |
#304928* (?/27) ⚐Flag
* razey (webchat@174-151-1-158.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #aospbot
<razey> hi
<mikedf> hi
* razey has quit (Client Quit)
<mikedf> bye
<JustinM> bye
<mikedf> im not leavin!
<JustinM> me either!
<mikedf> we have a connundrum
<JustinM> hhhmmm?
<JustinM> a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
<mikedf> holy sh1t
<mikedf> paradox!
* mikedf watches universe implode
<JustinM> now thats deep! |
#305154* (?/27) ⚐Flag
DonnaSimpson: This isn't fair... Why doesn't LizzeActingDude have to be gross?
ElephantMan: Because I already was gross I think... |
#305343* (?/27) ⚐Flag
*** Doctor has joined: #freethought
* Doctor walks out of the TARDIS and looks around
<Doctor> hehehehehe wow! free thought in 1685
<Doctor> how fascinating
<Doctor> but this is not the place i intended to go
<Doctor> so i must return imediantly!
* Havvy pokes Doctor repeatedly.
* Doctor notices havv
<Doctor> *havvy
<Doctor> havvy? I met you at dnd
<Doctor> what year is it?
<Doctor> i must be in the future or somehwere near ther
<Doctor> i am guessing maybe.....2014?
<Doctor> no?
<Doctor> 2011 then@
<Doctor> yes i thought so
<Doctor> i will see you back at dnd
<Doctor> i am time traveling back to the time i made the promise that took 1 year for me to return ;)
* Doctor walks back into the tardis and timetravels back in time.
<Doctor> sometimes i have the feeling i am just talking to myself
*** Doctor has left: #freethoughtComment: #freethought on mibbit
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#250725* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<storms> if im a tard youre an turd |
#301154* (?/27) ⚐Flag
(3:37:22 AM) ***Jake Malicious will bbl
(4:37:04 AM) Jake Malicious: It's later.
(4:37:13 AM) Jake Malicious: Holy fuck, had I only waited 18 more seconds...Comment: Timestamps are required for the funny.
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#301477* (?/27) ⚐Flag
Dastanne says:
*no.
*actually, yes.
*i don't want those animals rights activists on my back.
*let's leave jews out of this. |
#305035* (?/28) ⚐Flag
They should make an Emotionally-Stunted Fossils Anonymous... |
#305073* (?/43) ⚐Flag
He was fine until you showed him that Voodoo Doll... |
#306794* (?/43) ⚐Flag
Those who run fast in life will be given an extra load to carry so that they may keep up with those that are walking through life! Patrick Heldsinger |
#305095* (?/50) ⚐Flag
Series Fnarg: Bi.
Series Shag: In Flux.
Disclaimer of Ass Coverage: I know nothing for sure. |
#153734* (?/60) ⚐Flag
<Clinteger> i hit shutdwn on the keyboard
<Clinteger> FUCK
<Clinteger> NOOOOO
<Coldgunner> rofl byeee
<Clinteger> there need sto be a CANCEL on the shutdown dialog
Clinteger left IRC. (EOF from client)
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press ESC dumbass |
#242633* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<|RAT|>Squidney: well the specail ed. kids are coming in tomorrow thats why im working
<|RAT|>Squidney: they are takin up 36 lanes
<|RAT|>Squidney: which is the whole bowling alley
SuperJew!?: LULZ!Comment: Funny Conversation I had in steam with a friend of mine.
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#285104* (?/34) ⚐Flag
FALCON'S STONE:what ya workin on?
Veege: D<
FALCON'S STONE:c,b,a
FALCON'S STONE:HAHAHAComment: well what else is D<? lol
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#297325* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Common conversation between LetThereBeRock (he's the man) and his friend (we'll call her the woman).
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Man: "I like eggs."
Woman: "NO YOU DONT."
Man: "Uhh... yes i do."
Woman: "I have a vagina, you dont."
Woan: "So you dont like eggs."
Man: "Are you frickin kidding me?"
Woman: "Dont make this a big deal."
Man: "YOU JUST SAID"
Woman: "im not talking to you."
Man: "oh im sorry."
Woman: "you should be."
Man: "FOR WHAT"
Woman: "For what you did"
Man: "BUT YOURE THE ONE"
Woman: "i have a vagina"
Man: "FUCK THIS."
Woman: "Dont swear in a ladys presence."
Man: "FINE. FUCK YOU."
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LetThereBeRock: I swear to god, thats mostly how it happens.Comment: Seriously... This happened.
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#297821* (?/34) ⚐Flag
google.com |
#300050* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<jasabella> my vagina is pure virtual
*** jasabella was kicked by template (not here) |
#302965* (?/34) ⚐Flag
< coius> I gotta do that more often
< coius> I just came back from a night club
< coius> I hit BK on the way home
< coius> got myself a whopper |
#305019* (?/34) ⚐Flag
LizzieActingDude: Alright class. Did you have a good Christmas Vacation?
Class: . . .
LizzieActingDude: Today I would like to discuss Philosophy, Spirituality, and Religion. If anybody would like to come foward with recent developments they made in these areas, please come foward.
Mixelica: *Raises Hand*.
LizzieActingDude: Yes Mixie?
Mixelica: My religion is Entrapment.
LizzieActingDude: Huh?
Mixelica: You trapped me in the Anonymous cult. |
#305153* (?/34) ⚐Flag
SnowMan: I AM THOR!!!
Loki: As you wish...
*LIGTNING STRIKES SNOWMAN* |
#305681* (?/34) ⚐Flag
01:14 Toats So.. I'm going to be serious for a second. Is it considered quite strange if I'm 22 years old, quite slim and fit, have a pretty big penis (in both length 'and' girth), yet I haven't 'actually' had sex? |
#305992* (?/34) ⚐Flag
"The only way that I can see America ever becoming a strong nation again is to stop being a deptor nation and to begin spending less than is taxed on it's people." - Tom Zegan |
#306375* (?/34) ⚐Flag
crazycon500: heyy
HelgeSverre: Hey Craaaaaaazyyyy Cooooon!
crazycon500: :P
HelgeSverre: how may i help you today.
crazycon500: nothin special
HelgeSverre: i got GREAT deals on used toilet paper and coffee mugs!
HelgeSverre: only 9.99£!
crazycon500: no thanks, ive alredy brought what i want :D
HelgeSverre: Ok have a nice day sir.Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#307277* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Me: rainy day...
Tim: Random comment much.
Me: hey, weather is a conversation starter...
Tim: For a generaly broad catagory of conversations.
Me: So, how's the whether there?
Tim: I bloody fucking wonder.
Me: So do i... weird.
Tim: How so?
Me: So, how is the weather there?
Tim: It is as it is.Comment: Text Messaging
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