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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 34 times.
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<s17> i crashed my talkatone app by adding a home number the same as the cell number for a contact
<s17> booo
<jeian> #firstworldproblems
<s17> yay, it recovered, nevermind
<s17> i got your first world problems right here
* s17 grabs crotch
<jeian> indeed
<jeian> people are dying from war and hunger everywhere, a small penis is indeed a first world problem
<gelato> unless
<gelato> having a small penis decrease your chances of having sex
<gelato> which, in the third world, decreases your chances of getting hiv/aids or another sti
<gelato> in that case, having a small penis is a third world bonus
* jeian quirks an eyebrow
<jeian> ... I like the way you think, comrade
<gelato> 8=D
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