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#308002* (?/36) ⚐Flag
* Coffeebean has found an invisible pussy.
* Coffeebean rejoices.
<Chuckles> STAY AWAY FROM MAH BUTT
<Coffeebean> wat
<Dauntless> ...
<Chuckles> Wut.Comment: Coffeebean meant it as in a cat.
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#303416* (?/36) ⚐Flag
afsdfadsfadsfasdafdfadsfdfd |
#304990* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Did you plagarize the first two Amy Pond biographies? |
#305007* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Can you fake a near-impeccable New Jersey accent? I never lived in London or Northampton, and my accent is becoming incurably South English. |
#305041* (?/36) ⚐Flag
The "Double-Hearted Doctors are Androids" myth does not make economic sense. Why invest in a cyborg when you can hire a desperate talented intern? Is "being made of plastic" a metaphor for Cannabis use? |
#305105* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Mixelica: Karen's dating a Real Man, so I can only assume you moved in with one or more Dudes.
Moot: I wouldn't know. |
#305122* (?/36) ⚐Flag
SanGine: The British Edward Cullen is stalking Alice in Wonderland. Does Alice have any legal recourse?
Crispy: She could always launch a Class Action Law Suit, but Alice seems to like being stalked, so I don't really see the point of suing... |
#305172* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Every other Doctor seems retarded... Sorry but they just seem retarded... |
#302360* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<Cold0ne> i just took THE BIGGEST shit of my entire fucking life
<Cold0ne> i cannot believe what just came out of my ass
<Cold0ne> it started 1 hour ago when i ate a peanut butter jelly sandwich with a full cup of milk
<Cold0ne> i put probably way more peanut butter than i should have
<Cold0ne> it was about 1cm thick on the bread
<Cold0ne> then 30 mins later i feel my stomach (bowels) acting up so i know im gonna have to shit
<Cold0ne> i goto toilet, and take a massive 2 foot log
<Cold0ne> then i think, wow , that was fast..
<Cold0ne> then i feel something funny in my bowels
<Cold0ne> ....i can feel something has "arrived"
<Cold0ne> in the next 5 minutes, i shit out SUCH a fucking LOAD of creamy brown shit, that it FILLS, i repeat, FILLS the ENTIRE fucking toilet bowl up half way
<Cold0ne> THE ENTIRE FUCKING TOILET BOWL HALF WAY
<Cold0ne> i could not believe what was coming out of my ass....
<Cold0ne> the amount of shit
<Cold0ne> holy god
<Cold0ne> what the FUCK
<Cold0ne> dude.....there was enough shit there to fill the dinner plates of an entire fucking family
<Cold0ne> completely filled plates
<Cold0ne> WHAT THE FUCK
<Cold0ne> i had to pump the toilet for 10 minutes straight to get it to unclog and go down
<Cold0ne> i hope that was the first and LAST time in my life that ever happened to me!
<Cold0ne> i will not eat peanut butter ever again btw.....that is done and gone from my life now
<Cold0ne> good bye peanut butterComment: sadly all true
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#302436* (?/18) ⚐Flag
* i (feedlive@<host>.net) has joined #TheFeedLive
<i> hi
<i> khut up kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!
<i> kevin and olivia hate each other lol
<i> is this live
<i> ........................................
* i (feedlive@<host>.net) Quit (Client exited)
<TheNerdTV> rotflol |
#302626* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<BrokeAndDrive> Women: you've talked to one, you've talked to them all. |
#302674* (?/18) ⚐Flag
04/25 08:43:22p <coconut> a/s/l
<+Bazerka> really?
<void-> 12/f/take-a-seat-over-there-country
<void-> (chris hansen reference, lol)
<coconut> orly?
* slug sets mode: +b *!*@pool-173-63-38-99.nwrknj.fios.verizon.net
* coconut was kicked by slug (try #allnitecafe)Comment: #dev on irc.quakenet.org
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#302770* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<theloniouspunk>: Purple people eaters!
<Sakari>: YEEES
Wait, no!
Don't eat me!
<theloniouspunk>: s'okay
I won't eat you.
I only eat blue people.
<Sakari>: ^_^
Oh but.
D:
I like blue people too.
AVATAR
YOU HATER
<theloniouspunk>: Err... sparkly people with orange eyes?
Cullen needs a good eating. |
#303276* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<imask8r89>: He looks like a fag in that picture...
<xCrosseyesx>: No Josh, fags look like him in that picture.Comment: On Eminem's iTunes feature picture
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#310976* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<Neui> I hate debugging
<HdkR> I hate bugging
<HdkR> no wait
<HdkR> I love bugging, what am I talking about
* HdkR pesters |
#311540* (?/18) ⚐Flag
Ol' Larry Ellison is like EA Games... they see something good and profitable, buy it, fly it straight into the ground, wait for the fire to die, then expect people to want to buy the carcass... |
#308537* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<Katrina> interesting note: there is actually an ARM expansion chip
<NovaSquirrel> is it programmable though or is it LOL SEND MATH COMMANDS?
<Katrina> it's LOL SEND CHESS AI COMMANDS
<Katrina> well not CHESS but SHOGI whatever the hell that is
<leod> shogi is chinese chess
<leod> you have 3 billion pawns
<leod> and the board has rice field visuals so everyone can feel right at home |
#309161* (?/18) ⚐Flag
stonewoot: Ports? i never had to set mine up for a Nintendo DS. I'll have to try opening my page RQ, one sec.
stonewoot: Login has been temporarily disabled due to too many unsuccessful login attempts. Please try again later.
stonewoot: ONE ATTEMPT
stonewoot: ONE
stonewoot: cock sucking fuckers
stonewoot: i hate that web page .. getting into it at leastComment: Verizon fios modem
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#310497* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<Khiriena> Hypothetical: The tribes of Apeshit and Batshit are in a religious war over holy ground. During the day, Apeshit sends one person -more than that is considered sacrilege- over to their shrine, at the end of the holy ground farthest from their village.
<Khiriena> This is impeded by the efforts of the Batshit tribe, who, as their "war tactic", during the nights, when the Apeshit tribe members are asleep, construct a maze of sorts. They aren't very creative however, so the maze only ever has one correct path.
<Khiriena> That is, the maze has three sections where one is to choose from two pathways. The wrong paths lead to dead ends, sometimes with literal death at the hands of the Batshit tribe members. Which paths are wrong changes every night, since the Batshit tribe members rebuild the maze each time. It is, however, consistently too large to be navigated around.
<Khiriena> Thus, assuming the Apeshit tribe members want to send someone to provide offerings to their shrine, and the offering bringer is guaranteed to survive if the correct paths are chosen in the maze, what are the odds the offering bringer will reach the shrine?
<Khiriena> In simpler terms, I guess.... The correct one of two paths must be chosen three times in succession to get through the maze. What are the odds of succeeding?
<DewdropMaple> That's a one-in-eight chance of success.
<DewdropMaple> Exactly one valid path out of 2^3 possible paths, so 1/8.
<Khiriena> Ah yes. Thanks & sorry, for both my stupidity, and my stupid "story". |
#305979* (?/27) ⚐Flag
Skye: so im a bit like an anerecsick looking at chocolate
Skye: do wnt but cant have |
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<+amee2k> whoever assembled you didn't glue on the connection right :P |
#306621* (?/27) ⚐Flag
Robin: Yo!
Dan: hola
Robin: Salute!
Dan: hola is about all the spanish i know :P
Dan: im much better with farsi, french, and turkish
Robin: Um... that's french.
Dan: lolComment: Language identification fail.
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#306921* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Kossnet> .seen crow
<Kossnet> WIN
<Kossnet> I thought that would cause a paradox, making him crash =P
<CyborgDragon> Kossnet: her*
<Kossnet> ...
<CyborgDragon> Kossnet: use female pronouns before lahwran comes in here and murders you D:
<Kossnet> No but seriously think about it, it would say "last message said is: "displays message currently displayed"x infinity
<CyborgDragon> .seen crow
-crow- I'm right here, need something?
-crow- User not in database
<Kossnet> fail
<Kossnet> .seen crow
<Kossnet> she's my beotch
<Kossnet> there, happy?
<Kossnet> oh yeah I need something
<CyborgDragon> Kossnet: no, i'm sad, because i didn't let you get yourself killed
<Kossnet> XD
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<Kossnet> dude, lahwran's not gonna be on here in a LONG time
<CyborgDragon> Oh god.
<Kossnet> OMG
<Kossnet> LOL!
<Kossnet> SO MUCH WIN
<lahwran> so I was watching crow's logs
<Kossnet> 1:23 Kossnet dude, lahwran's not gonna be on here in a LONG time
<lahwran> !age | Kossnet
<crow> Kossnet: I'm 11. |
#308058* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Dazuro> i used a coathanger, duct tape and a towel
<Dazuro> this would be perfect if i could just get rid of the blood
<Dazuro> i even found a guide on how to boneComment: ...
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#303592* (?/27) ⚐Flag
I'm tired of seeing and hearing it all ... Hypocrites in "Christian" circles are plenty ... are you one ? Careful before you call yourself something you may not necessarily be ... you may just be shaming your creator. It's better to know you're going to hell than to fool yourself into ascending to heaven ~ Albert Bartholomew |