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#302266* (?/26) ⚐Flag
Blue Waffle:Cause all great things come at a price |
#302922* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<+RobiX> is public logging in here allowed, or not?
<+Computer> no
<+Plazma-Rooolz> no
<+mquin> RobiX: No.
<+marienz> RobiX: no.
<+BearPerson> no
<+Computer> no
<+DLange> no
<+JNSamuel> no |
#303219* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<b4> i'll be 9 in december |
#303241* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<@savant42> FML, I've got Journey's "Don't stop believin'" stuck in my head
<@Innismir> I'll trade you. I'm diagnosing NT4 domains
<@savant42> I'll stick with journeyComment: I wouldn't have traded me either...
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#303298* (?/26) ⚐Flag
RudyValencia: I'm broke and starving -__
RudyValencia: * 
RudyValencia: There's a box of circa-1995 Betty Crocker Suddenly Salad pasta salad mix in my cupboard.
ImaLamer: me too!
RudyValencia: ImaLamer: You also have a circa-1995 box of Betty Crocker Suddenly Salad pasta salad mix in your cupboard?
ImaLamer: no, broke and starving
RudyValencia: oh
RudyValencia: I was gonna say
ImaLamer: haha i wish
ImaLamer: i have peanut butter
RudyValencia: what do I do?
CaptainKirk: RudyValencia: Sell the computer
RudyValencia: but then I'll be bored.
RudyValencia: besides it's Dad's.
CaptainKirk: Well
RudyValencia: Mom and Dad are broke too.
CaptainKirk: http:/​/​vark.com/​ << post your question here
evilmquin!~mquin@freenode/staff/mquin left the room. (Ping timeout: 612 seconds)
CaptainKirk: And hope
RudyValencia: I've got some $2 bills (three regular ones and a red one) in a lockbox
RudyValencia: I would hate to spend them but looks like I may have to
RudyValencia: if only to avoid eating 15-year-old pasta salad 
CaptainKirk: RudyValencia:
CaptainKirk: I linked you to Aardvark
CaptainKirk: Go there
CaptainKirk: Make an account or sign in with FB
CaptainKirk: And ask what to do
RudyValencia: You think someone will give me money that way?
CaptainKirk:  lol no
CaptainKirk: RudyValencia: There's a box of circa-1995 Betty Crocker Suddenly Salad pasta salad mix in my cupboard.
CaptainKirk: RudyValencia: what do i do
CaptainKirk: O to Aardvark and ask that ^
RudyValencia: I've asked it...
RudyValencia: "I'm looking for someone now to answer your question about betty crocker… You'll get an email or IM when I find an answer."
CaptainKirk: Hit edit
CaptainKirk: Change Betty croket to money
CaptainKirk: And wait
RudyValencia: "(From Nick K./26/M/London,UK, Re: **Betty Crocker**)
RudyValencia: Eat the cardboard because that mix is probably stale"
CaptainKirk: …
RudyValencia: done
CaptainKirk: …
CaptainKirk: WhatComment: FreeNode / ##Hi_Jack_This ( irc://irc.freenode.net/##hi_jack_this | irc://irc.ipv6.freenode.net/##hi_jack_this )
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#303369* (?/26) ⚐Flag
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Sayin' AYYY-YOOO
This song just BLOWS-O |
#303463* (?/26) ⚐Flag
%trubtar: lol, alright an easier one.. why can't two chinese couples make a white baby ?
%trubtar: because 2 wongs dont make a white
@Akensai: white rice is too sticky, it would be impossible for the baby to
@Akensai: MOTHER
@Akensai: LET ME ANSWER
%trubtar: lmao
@Akensai: white rice is too sticky, it would be impossible for the baby to be born as well as grow inside the womb, it would be such a sticky mess that the chinese women would just squirt a giant counter bukkake.Comment: irc.japsclan.com #japs
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#303643* (?/26) ⚐Flag
Shadowplay: the old woman is financially secure..will pay 100 bucks more for the master bedroom and will take care of all her own stuff and seems very reliable
Bill Clinton: I bet she will
UnseenK ([k]): shadow, but she's old...that's kinda weird dude
Shadowplay: the japanese chick can only pay 40 bucks less of her half and doesnt seem as reliable
Bill Clinton: but is more bangable?
Truthiness: convince her to smoke outside or something
Win Laik Pya: this IS a delemna
Shadowplay: im not here to fuck chicks, im here to have a roof over my head in 7 days
Truthiness: ^ wrong
Bill Clinton: oh
Win Laik Pya: ^^false
UnseenK ([k]): PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT
UnseenK ([k]): AND YOU CAN HAVE A ROOF AND BANG A HOT ASIAN
Shadowplay: i did that for ten years
Bill Clinton: pwnd
S.Tiger: Banged a hot asian?
Shadowplay: didnt turn out so well
Shadowplay: yes
S.Tiger: Oh.
Shadowplay: my current "roommate"
Bill Clinton: pics or it didnt happen
S.Tiger: Dude, you activated her trap card.
S.Tiger: That's why.
UnseenK ([k]): it's hard enough to find an asian, let alone bang her for 10 years
Bill Clinton lost it
Win Laik Pya: i love how
Shadowplay: its not hard to find an asian in california
Bill Clinton: thanks Tigre
Win Laik Pya: they always act surprised
UnseenK ([k]): oh, true that shadow
Bill Clinton: thanks a lot
Win Laik Pya: when they activate trap cards
Mr. Bubbles: ;o
Shadowplay: just one who isnt a whorebag
Win Laik Pya: like it doesn't happen every fucking game
Mr. Bubbles: rofl
Win Laik Pya: go with the cougar
Win Laik Pya: bang her anyway
Bill Clinton: ^^^^^^^^^^^^Comment: Kotakuites Steam chat
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#303776* (?/26) ⚐Flag
--> Linkshot (hurrrrrrrr@CPE001346ac69d9-CM000a739c0976.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #GlobalGamers
* Linkshot thumps
<Linkshot> I'm in need of some general mIRC scripting help.
<CWolf> o/
<Linkshot> You offering to help me out? :O
<CWolf> I'll trade you the knowledge
<CWolf> for Zelda
<CWolf> :3
<Linkshot> You'll have to talk to Nayru for her :V
<CWolf> :-o
<Linkshot> Anyway it's moreso that something is outputting twice when it should only be doing so once.
<CWolf> I don't know mIRC scripting very well sorryComment: #GlobalGamers irc.utchat.com
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#303923* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<GSlicer> A virtual box? You mean like a fake vagina?
<fivre> it's pretty hard to install OS X on a vagina
<CHz> Hot.
<fivre> linux, on the other hand
<fivre> I installed linux2.4 on CHz's vagina back in the day
<fusion2004> back when you had to jam a whole 3.5" floppy in there, eh?
<fivre> had to hack together the compiler from something designed to run on fleshlights myself
<robsteele> i found more success with the 5.25 |
#304084* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Gimmeit> does mirc have a mac version |
#304089* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<\> you can't discern complex patterns in your dreams because your mind is too lazy and incompetent
<\> your fingers are too complex
<\> so looking at your hands is a way of determining if you're dreaming
<chunter> \: Hands too complex for the brain while masturbating
<Nobuyuki`> chunter: edward onahands |
#304519* (?/26) ⚐Flag
10 PRINT "HURP"
20 PRINT "DURP"
30 GOTO 10 |
#304532* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<@Eltu> Back in an hour or so
<@Eltu> Need to buy coke
<@HNM|uni> lol.
<@Eltu> ...that sounded wrong.
* @HNM|uni pokes Eltu with 'coke'
<@Eltu> COCA-COLA |
#304634* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Xe0n> I want to quit my job and be a lazy alcoholic
<penis_> pretend you're black
<penis_> you'll get all the help you need from the gov't |
#304813* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<dhero1> vpn is fast over the interwebs
<dhero1> from here
<athanos> our vpn sucks
<Sparticuz> our vpn != exist
<athanos> lol
<athanos> that would be vpn = null
<Sparticuz> hopefully it will soon though...i'm testing a brand new win 2k8 sbs
<Sparticuz> mv vpn /dev/null
<athanos> if vpn != exists { screwSparticuz() } else { screSparitcuz() }
<Sparticuz> function screwSparticuz(){run sex}
<athanos> lol
<dhero1> on prego exit
<Sparticuz> nope
<dhero1> :p
<JustinM> programmers......geez!
<athanos> no, you need a recursive continue on that. no chance of getting her prego again at that point
<Sparticuz> prego means no need for birth control
<dhero1> late prego means no chance!
<athanos> heheh |
#304842* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Jake|E5400> .__________________.
<Jake|E5400> inb4wai the long face
<usotsuki> inb4 heavy dentures
<Jake|E5400> ^Comment: the ._. face was longer; had to trim it to fit QDB's limit
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#305149* (?/26) ⚐Flag
So I was watching this monologue from that Princess Leah actress, and she said that being bi-polar meant she "swung both ways", and then it hit me: The Protagonist wasn't bisexual, he was Bi in every sense! |
#305529* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Exodisma> my penis agreed don't bother hima bout it
<Exodisma> just like if it's cute it's not pedo
<Amorce> Did someone say gay ?
<Exodisma> bippa chat about gay
<bippa> though I am technically gay indeed
<Exodisma> oh my~
<Amorce> Being gay is fucking sweetComment: #madoka @ Rizon
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#282009* (?/26) ⚐Flag
marissa: have you ever see nthat show??
matt: no
marissa: the willis show
marissa: idk what it's called
marissa: man
marissa: it would've been funny. trust me |
#299882* (?/26) ⚐Flag
Zach: are you in?
Nick: ...no I'm just logged in to the messenger through my microwave at home.
Zach: I'm sending Bill Coffman down
Nick: For?
Zach: I don't know...he was asking for you.
Nick: Great...
Zach: probably his phone.
Nick: Of course.
Zach: do your damn job
Nick: Go fuck yourself.
Zach: quit crying
Nick: Eat a dick.
Nick: Fucking fruit cake
Nick: Useless waste of flesh.
Nick: What purpose do you serve?
Nick: NOTHING
Nick: You don't matter.
Nick: never have, never will.
Zach: to tell you what a piece of shit you are
Nick: Not so much.
Zach: you are disposable...
Nick: You do that to boost your ego and confidence.
Zach: yeppers
Nick: But in reality, you're an idiot.
Zach: and it helps alot
Nick: I'm sure you're over compensating for something...
Zach: my lack of salary
Nick: Zach: my lack of penis
Nick: That's what came up on my screen.
Zach: not so much
Nick: oh yes my friend.
Zach: you are such a guru of knowledge
Nick: I am, indeed.
Zach: everyone stop what your doing and give Nick praise
Nick: That's usually what happens.
Nick: I have a God complex that seems to be growing by the hour.
Nick: I'm a winner.
Zach: take your broken down back home do try to play daddy
Nick: I have no idea what that meant.
Nick: You need to learn english.
Nick: This isn't Georgia...we don't speak "stupid".
Zach: huh?
Zach: whatcha say
Nick: I have to take a shit. |
#300127* (?/26) ⚐Flag
< iKitsune> "so is it passing tv acceptably?" "Yes, but..." "No replacement."
< iKitsune> He's just said to his supervisor "hold on", and is getting the bolt cutters
* iKitsune has quit (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))Comment: the drop cable to the apartment is old and needs replacement, but comcast higherups dont want to replace it
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#300648* (?/26) ⚐Flag
comment6 <a href="firstmailer.ru">êðóïíûì ïëàíîì ãîëûå çíàìåíèòîñòè</a>Comment: comment6 <a href="firstmailer.ru">êðóïíûì ïëàíîì ãîëûå çíàìåíèòîñòè</a>
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#305786* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Mark> thaum the hater
<bk> mark the masturbator
<JimBob> bk the baconator
<bk> shut up gaybob
<JimBob> thats Jim Bob to you
<bk> lol
<jesus> bgay
<bk> gaysus
<ele> bgay
<Catts> cmon stop the arguing
<Catts> if its any reconciliation
<Catts> you're all gay |
#305957* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<HelgeSverre> Mursalat YOUR AN OBJECT!
<HelgeSverre> of the subclass human
<mursalat> let me return your Parent object then
<HelgeSverre> I will call mymommy(); !Comment: c++ on irc.quakenet.org
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