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#306140* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<denysonique> dev-lang/v8... -- '_AND_PROFILING -DENABLE_DEBUGGER_SUPPORT -Isrc -Isrc test/cctest/gay-fixed.cc
<denysonique> i686-pc-linux-gnu-g++ -o obj/test/release/gay-precision.o'
<denysonique> is there a -no-gay use flag? I am not a gay, I don'ts won't gay fixed or gay compiled package
<denysonique> -gay I mean |
#306324* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<epidemic>Mila Jovovich is a legalisation campaigner, btw
<ME-tan>multigrassComment: irc.420chan.org
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#306937* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Brodie> Me and some friends of mine went on a roadtrip where we were all about 'Louisiana Saturday Night' by Mel McDaniel.
<Brodie> We were heading to Texas. |
#307182* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<p_y> .s prop magic absorb
<RTBot> No items found (current file is uniset)
<San> .s huehue
<RTBot> Command [] with [] not recognized
<p_y> .s san is gay
<RTBot> Command [san] with [is gay] not recognized
<p_y> :D
<p_y> wait wait
<p_y> .s san is straight
<RTBot> Command [san] with [is straight] not recognized
<p_y> HA HAComment: I had it coming
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#307250* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<platnicat|laptop|> SNAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaAAAaaAAAAaaaaaakes
<patsfanczar> once again, porn, angry pink rattle, or a mixture of both?
<patsfanczar> adam is currently quizzing me on what dicks I would like to get fucked byComment: FurNet, PM
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#308250* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<sigvatr> hey crowe your butt smells like poop
<crowe> oh look you're unbanned
<crowe> it's like the full moon, if it was an irredeemable wreck of a person
* crowe sets ban on *!*@122-149-47-86.static.dsl.dodo.com.au
* crowe has kicked sigvatr from #tigirc (sigvatr) |
#308259* (?/26) ⚐Flag
* Oz sighs
<Oz> I read the Cracked article about rip-off movies, and they mention that in The Island, Scarlett Johansson spends half the movie running away from explosions looking super-hot...
<Oz> So I went to Google Images and typed in "scarlett johansson island", and became depressed when I realized that will never be a real place. :(Comment: Kickstarter, anyone?
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#310362* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> why is fat free milk blue
<TheBadSpoon> wtf |
#305677* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<Sarah> hey josh
<Sarah> how fast could you run with a creeper costume?
<Josh> lol creeper?
<Sarah> basically a giant box
<Sarah> with little/no arm movement
<Josh> not very I dunno...depends on the leg room
<Sarah> hm
<Josh> are you going to put on "Minecraft: The Musical"?
<Sarah> haha
<Sarah> dude
<Sarah> we should
<Sarah> that would be hilarious
<Josh> lol
<Sarah> an ACM production
<Sarah> of terribly bad proportions
<Josh> haha that's combining two completely different definitions of nerd....space-time may not hold up
<Josh> i always make fun of jenn for being a theater nerd
<Josh> it's a whole new level of nerdiness
<Sarah> soo... big bang doesn't come because of the large hadron collider
<Sarah> it comes because of the ACM production of Minecraft: The Musical
<Sarah> and it makes a giant mess
<Josh> yes
<Josh> that's how the last universe (this one) came into existence
<Josh> Nega-Sarah directed "Minecraft: The Musical"Comment: #acm on irc.smoothnet.org
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#306335* (?/37) ⚐Flag
"Brown Spots on the Wall"
by Hu Fleung Peu |
#306410* (?/37) ⚐Flag
-!- Kouta [~nds@178235034210.elblag.vectranet.pl] has joined #special
-!- mode/#special [+b *!*@*.pl] by ChanServ
< iFarmer> Um.. hello?
< nukes> do you know him?
< iFarmer> No. You've just banned Poland?
< nukes> do you know anyone there?
< iFarmer> No. And he's PM'ing me
-!- mode/#special [+o nukes] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#special [-b *!*@*.pl] by nukes
<@nukes> sorry
< Kouta> haha its fine
<@nukes> just we get the odd spammer here
<@nukes> so, who are you?
< Kouta> still you banned Poland for a while... oh and
< Kouta> <22:13:18> <iFarmer> Who are you?
< Kouta> <22:13:40> <Kouta> I just came here cuzLuke stole my feiend's nickname
<@nukes> ah
< iFarmer> Damn. We could have had our own version of the great China firewall
there
< Kouta> ban *.com lulz
< iFarmer> Oh, I know of such a tale..
< iFarmer> One of.. nickname theivery
<@nukes> did he register it?
< Kouta> not yet
<@nukes> so fair game then
-!- mode/#special [+b *!*@*.pl] by nukes
-!- Kouta was kicked from #special by nukes [the rules of the internet]
-!- mode/#special [-o nukes] by nukesComment: espernet
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#306495* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<+Zuu> This is so not my day today :/
-!- nicho_ [~fyreangel@unaffiliated/nicho] has joined #defocus
-!- mode/#defocus [+v nicho_] by eir, eir, eir, eir, eir, eir, eir, eir, eir, eir, eir, eir, eir, eir
-!- mode/#defocus [+v nicho_] by eir, eir, eir
-!- mode/#defocus [+v nicho_] by eir, eir
-!- mode/#defocus [+v nicho_] by eir, eir, eir
<+JNSamuel> fa-fa-fa-fa-faiiiiil
-!- mode/#defocus [+v nicho_] by eir, eir
-!- mode/#defocus [+v nicho_] by eir, eir, eir, eir
-!- mode/#defocus [+v nicho_] by eir, eir
* tomaw looks at eir
-!- mode/#defocus [+v nicho_] by eir
<+Sutekh|mobile> haha nice job bot
-!- mode/#defocus [+v nicho_] by eir, eir, eir, eir, eir
-!- mode/#defocus [-o eir] by tomaw
-!- mode/#defocus [+v nicho_] by eir
<+ErrantEgo> haha
<+JNSamuel> who programmed this pile of poop?
<+ErrantEgo> well you cant say he was never voiced
<+ErrantEgo> LOL.
<+Vicissitude> eir and nicho_ sittin' in a tree... k i s s i n g...
<+CoJaBo> LOL botfail xD
<+Zuu> yeah, eir must be having a scrush on nicho_ ^^
<+Zuu> *crush
<+CoJaBo> botcrush
<+tuvok302Lappy> Hahaha. Yeah, I second Zuu's opinion.
<+tomaw> that is rather curious
<+nb> WTF? eir can voice even when it is not opped?
<+ErrantEgo> nb: desync
<+tomaw> lag
<+CoJaBo> race condition
-!- eir [~eir@freenode/utility-bot/eir] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
<+Sutekh|mobile> magic
<+Sutekh|mobile> lol
-!- eir [~eir@freenode/utility-bot/eir] has joined #defocus
-!- mode/#defocus [+o eir] by ChanServ
<+ErrantEgo> BROKE IT
<+ErrantEgo> lol |
#306699* (?/37) ⚐Flag
davidunix: i don't want your porn collection
gameboy8426: it's in my eclipse metadata
gameboy8426: no one would look there
davidunix: LOL REALLY?
gameboy8426: yesComment: Trying to get my friend to open a file he thinks is malicious
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#306836* (?/37) ⚐Flag
BlacklightShining sets mode +m #BucketOfHolding
<@BlacklightShining> [service announcement:]
<@BlacklightShining> THIS CHANNEL IS DEAD
<@BlacklightShining> Thank you for your understanding.
BlacklightShining sets mode -m #BucketOfHolding |
#306917* (?/37) ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: and that is the worste kind of bad
hmmmmKaChunk: On what grounds?
Kaizato: the "im helge and everything i say counts" groundsComment: OverTheGun.com
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#307367* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<slamm> lol guys i juste deleted my cookies im like cookiemonster
<slamm> lol |
#308364* (?/37) ⚐Flag
[11:50 PM] turbo_dr3ams : gather around child
[11:50 PM] turbo_dr3ams : story time
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : so i took Paula out to Cheesecake factory, then she bought me ice icream....
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : was walking her home and it hit me so hard
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i had to shit so bad
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : it was painful
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : saw this community center with a bunch of people inside so i ran in there and i guess they were teaching some dance class
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : ran through the dance floor to the bathroom
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : and painted the toilet....
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : fucked it up hard...
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : wipe like 5 times
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : came out and continue walking
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : get to her house...
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : bout to say bye n' stuff
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : and i have to shit again!
[11:53 PM] turbo_dr3ams : so im sweating my ass off again, hug her and pce out...
[11:53 PM] turbo_dr3ams : im walking and i have to shit so bad
[11:53 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i'm in a residential area, no stores around and i can barely walk i have to shit to bad...
[11:54 PM] turbo_dr3ams : then, suddenly, around the corner of this one block, i see a house being remodeled and a port-a-jon standing in the friend yard
[11:55 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i jump the fence, damn near shitting myself, swing the door open, not giving a fuck if anyone is home, drop trousers and blew my ass the fuck out....
[11:55 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i started shitting before i could get my ass down and got some on the seat and on my ass once i got on the seat
[11:56 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i shat so hard
[11:56 PM] turbo_dr3ams : thank god they had toilet paper. i had to wipe all the shit off my ass
[11:56 PM] turbo_dr3ams : and thats how my fucking date went |
#303887* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<@Control_> i have 150
<@Control_> fps
<@Control_> O.O
<@cappy_gilmore> wat
<@cappy_gilmore> bullshit
<@Control_> i swear
<@Control_> to god
<@Control_> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> youre fucking
<@cappy_gilmore> kidding me
<@cappy_gilmore> what fps are you getting
<@Control_> wait
<@Control_> wait
<@Control_> ITS
<@Control_> GOING
<@Control_> DOWN
<@Control_> WAHT
<@Control_> TGE FUCK
<@Control_> IS THIS
<@Control_> 61
<@Control_> fps
<@Control_> WTF
<@cappy_gilmore> thats good
<@Control_> oh
<@Control_> fuck
<@Control_> wait
<@Control_> thats
<@Control_> the time left
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> FUCK
<@cappy_gilmore> .........
<@cappy_gilmore> WOW
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> IM
<@Control_> fucking
<@Control_> stupid
<@Control_> my fps is 10
<@Control_> FUCK
<@Control_> wdopjfakl;smfsjork
<@Control_> sdfiphaskjdfml;asdfikams;f
<@cappy_gilmore> WOW
<@Cassper> LOL
<@Morikz> LOL
<@Cassper> FUCK
<@Cassper> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> im fucking
<@cappy_gilmore> speechless
<@cappy_gilmore> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> 10
<@cappy_gilmore> FOS
<@cappy_gilmore> FPS
<@Morikz> LOL
<@Control_> god
<@Control_> FUCKING
<@Control_> DAMMITComment: Fps fail
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#304982* (?/37) ⚐Flag
That may be the last you hear from Mum, but I still have helpful thought-insertion hallucinations. I like them. |
#305036* (?/37) ⚐Flag
Kindly remove the rap from the Songs for 20-somethings and replace the rap with Alternative (for at least a portion of the songs) Please. |
#305089* (?/37) ⚐Flag
The TARDIS does not go where He wants it too. It goes where he Needs to. It's like the plot of "Princess and the Frog". |
#305106* (?/37) ⚐Flag
Who rewrote Michelle Belanger's hobby?
Disclaimer of Ass Coverage: I know nothing for sure. |
#305378* (?/37) ⚐Flag
|<-- CTSUN has left vision-irc (Quit)
<iFaffy> Noooooo
<iFaffy> Alas poor CT
<iFaffy> I knew him,
<iFaffy> !shades
<iFaffy> Horatio
<Rhona_d`Cannith> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAH! |
#183427* (?/38) ⚐Flag
Timmy9213: what os are you on?
xXxsnowblitzxXx: os?
Timmy9213: operateign system......
xXxsnowblitzxXx: no idea wat that means
Timmy9213: i think we've gon voer this before.........
xXxsnowblitzxXx: =]
Timmy9213: windows.......
xXxsnowblitzxXx: hp
Timmy9213: ........
xXxsnowblitzxXx: rofl
xXxsnowblitzxXx: im guessing thats windows
Timmy9213: *SLAMS HEAD INTO DESK REALLY REALYL HARD* |
#300857* (?/37) ⚐Flag
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Brasil \o/Comment: Oê?
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