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#305966* (?/28) ⚐Flag
noobscratcher: your dad sucks he uses cocoa instead of c++ to write code because mac is easier to use
HelgeSverre: lol geek fights are funny
noobscratcher: lol
HelgeSverre: your mom sucks so much she use win32 API's
noobscratcher:
noobscratcher: QT fails
HelgeSverre: QT ftw!
noobscratcher: wxwidgets ftw
HelgeSverre: I use Code::Blocks 10.05, Notepad++, Visual Basic 2010(pirated for lolz) maguma studio(php)
noobscratcher: i do ruby code inside notepad++
noobscratcher: microsoft visual c++ for most c++ applications but im thinking of switching to code::blocks
HelgeSverre: What IDE do you use faggzet ?
HelgeSverre: lol..
noobscratcher: im drinking rootbear
noobscratcher: lol
HelgeSverre: real men write BEER!
noobscratcher: okay so what a video editor then?
HelgeSverre: games are for pussys
HelgeSverre: or ... HAHA!
noobscratcher: mate go make a 3d opengl game engine then come back to me
HelgeSverre: i know HTML, a bit of CSS, Batch(oh yes batch), python, java, c++, visual basic AND fortran so fuck you!
noobscratcher: nice one helge but i kno how to write text in ruby html and c++ and always could learn others lol god i brag to much i honestly am proud of you man
HelgeSverre: while ( noobscratcher == faggot) { remove(noobscratcher) } return 0;
noobscratcher: #include <iostream> using namespace std; int main () { cout<< "hello world" return 0; }
HelgeSverre: http : / / cachedump . webs. com/ programming / suck it up
HelgeSverre: noobscratcher
noobscratcher: im the biggest geek in the world i know how to write a simple c++ application |
#306613* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<@nza> Tell me your fantasies, have a fetish? Dom/sub? Let's explore. - I offer most of the special features and love c2c! Tiny young body BIG clit!
<@nza> how big are we talking here |
#307056* (?/28) ⚐Flag
luigi mahn saver of the humens: well that guy is a dick
Sasuke: your face doesnt have a dick |
#307181* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<@KrystalEtalon> NEED A TICKET OUT OF PURGATORY? BUY ONE SOUL GET ONE FREE! |
#307208* (?/28) ⚐Flag
Blade: why are there monkeys having sex
Blade: when i searched girl renders
Blade: ...
Propellant: ... |
#307238* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<brohemia1> the four food groups are shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, and my dick |
#309145* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Dark> Lol.
-*- Dark hugs Null
<Dark> Hi hi.
<null0010> oh god physical contact
-*- null0010 spasms and dies
<Dark> Hmmm.
<Dark> I should probably give her ass to mouth.. =_=
-*- null0010 disintegrates, rendering that impossible
-*- Dark shrugs |
#301614* (?/28) ⚐Flag
Dvyjones Ballroom dancing.
19:45 Touchtales Hi fahad|mibbit
19:45 LordLandon I have hunger.
19:46 Dvyjones Tengo hambre.
19:46 Dvyjones :P
19:46 SnoFox (H)<joannac> SnoFox: I got a penalty for parting in idlerpg when I didn't! Netsplit or sth? :(
19:46 SnoFox What's sth?
19:47 LordLandon Sith.
19:47 fahad|mibbit Something.
19:47 *** Crispy_ joined #clueirc
19:47 Crispy_ If anyone said anything after I last spoke, please paste. |
#301750* (?/28) ⚐Flag
h4rm0n1c says:
COME BACK TO ATI, WE LOVE YOU WITH LOWER PRICES AND ASSKICKING SPECS
KN says:
I was never ATI
KN says:
I used to AMD + nVidia GPU
KN says:
lol
h4rm0n1c says:
eurgh, pervert. |
#302209* (?/28) ⚐Flag
uahjerlbvhdsycdpeqeswlmvfiqujn |
#302414* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<pitz> When you pee on my face
<pitz> Hope it gives poo hell
<pitz> Hope it gives poo hell |
#302847* (?/28) ⚐Flag
A fathers love for his daughter, is the measure buy which she will deem her worth. |
#303155* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<pyna> i watched a whole game that was a 0-0 draw and found it pretty unboring
<pgp> i prefer american football
<plb> they should have given everyone a real instrument, and all different ones
<pgp> but i enjoy soccer if i put some effort into it
<pgp> if i watch a soccer match knowing nothing about the teams it is often not fun
<iank> pgp: what do you do in between the times when they are moving around
<iank> pgp: in american football
<pgp> iank: oral sexComment: irc.slashnet.org/#mefi
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#303278* (?/28) ⚐Flag
Jck_true: Something went horribly wrong with my shaving
CaptainKirk: …
Jck_true: I got red marks all over
Jck_true: Anybody know what todo about it
courpse: Dont shave pubes in future?
CaptainKirk: 
Jck_true: courpse: Not an option
Jck_true: And how did you know?
courpse: Humm.
CaptainKirk: Um
courpse: Im all out of ideas now.Comment: FreeNode / ##Hi_Jack_This ( irc://irc.freenode.net/##hi_jack_this | irc://irc.ipv6.freenode.net/##hi_jack_this )
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#303346* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Syniphas> duck quales
<null1024> quck duales
<Syniphas> dual duck
<Syniphas> system
<Syniphas> ...game
<Syniphas> dual duck game system
<Syniphas> it's like the ds
<Syniphas> but it's a duck
<Syniphas> and the screens
<Syniphas> it's a duck
<Syniphas> and like the buttons
<Syniphas> they're like
<Syniphas> it's a duck
<null1024> so, it's a duck?
<Syniphas> it's a what no are you silly
<Syniphas> it's like a ds
<null1024> but we can use the power of SCIENCE
<null1024> to make a duck like a ds
<Syniphas> dude
<Syniphas> that's the stupidest idea you've ever had
<Syniphas> fuck you
<null1024> -_-
* null1024 goes back to making ear rape
* Syniphas goes back what the fuck do i do on a saturday
<null1024> sleep? fap? kill people? ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME?
<Syniphas> oh god
<Syniphas> murderous somnambule masturbation |
#303830* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<altoid> [link to Jalopnik article]
<tetsuo> altoid: cage!
-!- tetsuo [~user@unaffiliated/tetsuo] has quit [Quit: cage rage] |
#303883* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<+Mistakes> You walk into a darkened room. Just as you go for the light
switch, I turn them on and cast ingrav. Lost as to why I
casted said spell, I walk toward you, saying "This will be a
fun game." The crack of my ingrav cuts the air, and you fall
to a heap.
<+Mistakes> "Game is over," i say.
<+Mistakes> read the first word of each sentenceComment: I lost the game
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#304047* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Sabriel> why the mystery?
<Knight> 1) Because I like mystery
<Knight> 2) They might poke fun at me about why I went over...
<Sabriel> ....
<Sabriel> fine, PM it then
<Mindless> CLEARLY Knight ENJOYS BUTT SEX FROM THIS FRIEND MICHAEL
<Mindless> I POSTULATE HE IS ACTUALLY GAY FOR THIS MICHAEL FELLOW
<Mindless> Mystery solved, call me Sherlock, bitches
<Knight> uh huh
<Knight> That's also why you live with DavidComment: #wolf on irc.esper.net
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#304062* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Aegisa> dead_parrot, seems you and Dia have something in common :O
<dead_parrot> ha?
<Aegisa> she wants to see naked men falling from the sky :X
<dead_parrot> ...
<dead_parrot> i dont, tho
<Moya> who doesnt
<Aegisa> kinda like swedish man from outer space, isnt it?
<dead_parrot> nono, see
<dead_parrot> swedish firemen are... firemen
<Moya> :p
<Moya> where
<dead_parrot> so they dont need to be falling from the sky - instead they need to come running out of a burning house :p
<Aegisa> QUOTE
<Aegisa> " just that i would like to see sexy men in sexy suits to fall from the sky =D"
<Moya> mmmmm
<Aegisa> what about the outer spacen then?
<Aegisa> *space
<dead_parrot> i like them to know their battlestar galactica quotes right?
<dead_parrot> O.O
<Prometej_in_da_house> jees
* Crogge wonders how Cylon sex is
<Prometej_in_da_house> LOL
<Aegisa> Tiago Picão "You should meet dead_parrot, Forum TL from Crogges.
<Aegisa> She has a desire to see "swedish firemen from outerspace"."
* Aegisa hides
<Crogge> I vote that this gets in the next magazine
<Prometej_in_da_house> what a deep conversation :P
<Crogge> "Introducing Dead_Parrot, the girl who likes Swedish fireman from outerspace"
<Prometej_in_da_house> she is not the only person who likes swedish ppl :P
* Prometej_in_da_house hides
<Crogge> :x
<Crogge> But I prefer Swedish girls :P |
#304170* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<nawcom> I DRINK PENIS! I DRINK TITS! I DRINK THE HIV FR0M UR ARMPITS!
<RedSiegfried> orly?
<RedSiegfried> chinese japanese dirty knees look at these
<RedSiegfried> so so suck your toe all the way to mexico. while you're there cut your hair but don't forget your underwear.
<nawcom> Come on. Be creative. |
#304211* (?/28) ⚐Flag
--> blah (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has joined #catacombz
<-> blah is now known as gas-tweets
<-- gas-tweets (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
--> gas-tweets (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has joined #catacombz
<-> gas-tweets is now known as Sabriel[kaylee]
<-> Sabriel[kaylee] is now known as Chris
<-> Chris is now known as Chris_Hanson
<-> Chris_Hanson is now known as Sabriel[kaylee]
<-> Sabriel[kaylee] is now known as Sabriel[irrssi]
<-> Sabriel[irrssi] is now known as justtextmasterbated
<-> justtextmasterbated is now known as imsorrytoo
<-- imsorrytoo (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
--> imsorrytoo (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has joined #catacombz
<-- imsorrytoo (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<|DeZ|> wow...that was quite the epic story |
#304232* (?/28) ⚐Flag
(stebie) i can't find a place to dl a legit ibm xp oem iso so i'm installing ubuntu instead
(Longie) an unmodded xp iso?
(Longie) theyre no where to be found :/
(Longie) that reminds me
(Longie) stargate universe
(Longie) thanksComment: ...
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#304906* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<%yaro> There's apparently a new libdrm update coming our way.
* indrora shrugs
<+indrora> nvidia maintains their own
<%yaro> Yeah, but I'm not using nVidia's driver right now. Nouveau's also apparently getting rebuilt to take advantage of "new DRM features."
<+indrora> [picture of big cannon] that's nvidia's
<+indrora> [picture of pretty woman] that's nouveau's
* yaro spits out his milk. D:
<%yaro> Great, now you ruined my monitor! >:(
* indrora laughs |
#305218* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<MetalMere> Kidsbop is like a pedophiles soundtrack |
#305313* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<pitz> I'm a pretty happy guy
<pitz> I eat my own feces
<pitz> So you might say that I usually sport a shit-eating grin! |