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#305406* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<h4ppy_h4rdc0r3> i did RaverBaby
<h4ppy_h4rdc0r3> TheWJM did raversop |
#305669* (?/29) ⚐Flag
cat: yeah some authors write shit on purpose for the first bit
shmittey: "And he said, yes, I am. They went to the store."
shmittey: *edge of seat*
leafz: ha ha...
shmittey: Fucking getting compound skull fractures looming over me
shmittey: Like fucking vultures spawned by the goodness of this dross!!!!!
shmittey: Write bettaaar.
cat: heheComment: Some authors...
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#282238* (?/29) ⚐Flag
This Is By Far The Best SiteComment: This Is By Far The Best Site
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#301084* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@LoliciousDJ> why am i so retarted when it comes to software XD
<&Masato> >XD |
#309059* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<Luke-Jr> <lukes blog>/mkpasswd-does-not-make-passwords
<K5> Title: mkpasswd does not make passwords! « Dashjr Family Blog
<Moon_Doggy> lol
<Moon_Doggy> Luke-Jr, how did you figure that out Luke-Jr
<Luke-Jr> Moon_Doggy: the blog post says
<Moon_Doggy> lmao
<Luke-Jr> so now I have about 50 "you changed your password" emails -.- |
#309385* (?/11) ⚐Flag
< Frostypants> Freeyorp: if you find a USB stick with my data, and there is GPL binaries on there, I would laugh like hell if you rang me up and demanded the source code for software you pulled off my drive that
you found in a restroom.
< Freeyorp> I think you may be technically obliged in that situation, but not a jury in the world would convict you. :) |
#309404* (?/11) ⚐Flag
Nathan: it supports ISBN lookup so you can probably just put in the ISBN and it autocitates.
Nathan: for example, the ISBN of Lil B's takin' over is 9780976293132
Nathan: And I get this cool citation: McCartney, Brandon, and B, Lil' Takin' Over: By Imposing the Positive. [Montecito, CA]: Kele, 2009. Print.
Nathan: haha
Nathan: B, Lil'
Nathan: but that's how you would actually format that citation |
#309405* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<sudo> well, this calls for a drink.
<Andrew> time for drink++
<articuno1au> Drink++;
<articuno1au> get it right
<articuno1au> that wouldn't compile
<articuno1au> _drink++;
<articuno1au> because private protected
<wctaiwan> access violation
<articuno1au> Nope
<articuno1au> my drink, you can all fuck off |
#302345* (?/11) ⚐Flag
CaptainKirk|Mac: rof(otbotsue)lz
No_one_at_all: please elaborate on that elaborate abbreviation.
CaptainKirk|Mac: Rolling On the Floor (Of The Bridge Of The Starship Enterprise) Laughing |
#302405* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<Bluedemon> Run over any hookers in SUV's yet?
<GeekyLink> nah
<GeekyLink> kori just flew into the ocean
<MasterCloudy> ...
<MasterCloudy> Run over any hookers... at all?
<B-Rad> I flew over a hooker once
<B-Rad> she bent my wing
<MasterCloudy> They're durable
<B-Rad> they are
<B-Rad> damn hookers |
#302408* (?/11) ⚐Flag
* Damian (~Damian@89.240.83.67) has joined #clueirc
<fahadsadah> Hey Damian.
<fahadsadah> Do you watch FlashForward?
<fahadsadah> D Gibbons figures out time travel
<Damian> mhm
<fahadsadah> He stole Simon's thing before he invented it
<nathan> :o
<fahadsadah> Oh, and he's not the only one who knows time travel.
<fahadsadah> I'm talking about next Monday's episode. |
#302586* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<&charles> !kb Damon!4b8c7735@TheNerdTV-A750E6E2.mibbit.com YOU JUST GOT KILLED/KICKED/AND BANNED FROM THE SERVER - Go DIAH
* NerdBot sets mode: +b Damon!4b8c7735@TheNerdTV-A750E6E2.mibbit.com
* Damon was kicked by NerdBot (YOU JUST GOT KILLED/KICKED/AND BANNED FROM THE SERVER - Go DIAH (charles))
<&charles> pwnd
<+Mike> LMAO
<&charles> walked into the other room
<&charles> she was trying to connect
<+Mike> ha
<&charles> I was like thats not gonna work...Comment: #freetalk on irc.thenerdtv.com
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#310950* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<HdkR> error:No instructions defined!
<HdkR> I'm getting there llvm, stop yelling at me!
<NanoSector> It's llvm's job to yell at people |
#311016* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<zv> gnusosa: !
<gnusosa> zv:yes?
<zv> how are you buddy
<zv> i haven't seen you in literal years
<gnusosa> good
<gnusosa> hanging
<gnusosa> living the functional caliphate
<gnusosa> you know...
<mischief> has your nation-state banned imperitive practioners?
<gnusosa> negative
<mischief> practicioners
<gnusosa> functional is a religion of peace.
<jjuran__> Functional is an illusion that can only exist on an imperative foundation. Von Neumann is truth.
<gnusosa> that's the definition of Lambda
<gnusosa> an illusion
<zv> whoa
<zv> this just got real |
#306367* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Helge Sverre H.Liseth sier:
IIIII LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! (L)
lauren thompson sier:
What ?
Helge Sverre H.Liseth sier:
i , love, you,
lauren thompson sier:
Who are you :L ?
Helge Sverre H.Liseth sier:
i am a raindeer, im here to take you on a journey into your own imagination
With MAGIC!
lauren thompson sier:
What the hell ?
Helge Sverre H.Liseth sier:
Don't deny, you want to :3
lauren thompson sier:
I don't want to I'm 16 not 6 :L
Helge Sverre H.Liseth sier:
I will take you BACK to age 6.... THEN you'd want to :DComment: MSN
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#306928* (?/39) ⚐Flag
< bt> Excel: a stealth game like hitman but with a tranny protagonist would own because you could use both male and female disguises |
#307939* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<&Andy> ALSO I AM LEAVING FEEL FREE TO MOCK ME WHEN I DISCONNECT
* &Andy Quit (Quit: )
<+Reo> andy is gay |
#308152* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<phobos_anomaly> I've noticed an awful lot of emo kids walking around lately. I saw one yesterday dressed all in pink with dyed black hair talking on his phone. I couldn't help but think hes called someone and threatened to cut himself.
<Octayn> You're going to hell.
<phobos_anomaly> Yes I am :)
<Octayn> I'll throw a welcoming party for you ;)
<phobos_anomaly> Yes I am :) |
#308244* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Crispy_> Little_Death, help me!
<Little_Death> Crispy_: no help for topic me! |
#308655* (?/39) ⚐Flag
< o11c> huh, CIA must be dead
< Frost> that's one hell of a conspiracy!Comment: CIA-### is an IRC bot that reports changes in a source code repository
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#309008* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<@Jan> l.sflfk
<@Jan> meow meow
<@Jan> meow meow meow
<@Jan> meow
<@Jan> meow meow meow meow
<+Garr> meow
<@Jan> sorry that was my cat |
#302036* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Mary had a little stalker,
little stalker, little stalker,
Mary had a little stalker,
whose teeth were white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
and everywhere that Mary went,
her stalker was sure to go.
He followed her to school one day
school one day, school one day,
He followed her to school one day,
which was against the rules.
He made the children cower in fear,
cower in fear, cower in fear,
it made the children cower in fear
to see that man at school.
And so the teacher kicked him out,
kicked him out, kicked him out,
And so the teacher kicked him out,
but he still lingered near,
And waited patiently about,
patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
till Mary did appear.
Mary called the constable,
constable, constable,
Mary called the constable,
but it was far too late.
The stalker hit her with a club,
with a club, with a club,
The stalker hit her with a club,
and dealt Mary her fate. |
#304993* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Are you my perverted Orchestra Conductor? |
#246204* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<XXXtaco> guys, i just had the perfect idea for hiding my weedComment: #shakesoda
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#304612* (?/27) ⚐Flag
* Kaepora is a cat
* Jack-is is a hare
< Kaepora> I am a cat!
< Jack-is> I am a hare!
< Kaepora> Would you like a hare-cat?
<@Jack-is> Kaepora: That would be quite cat-haretic.Comment: #anapnea irc.freenode.net
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