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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 26 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 41.8% chance of being approved.

#303298* (?/26) ⚐Flag
RudyValencia: I'm broke and starving -__
RudyValencia: * 
RudyValencia: There's a box of circa-1995 Betty Crocker Suddenly Salad pasta salad mix in my cupboard.
ImaLamer: me too!
RudyValencia: ImaLamer: You also have a circa-1995 box of Betty Crocker Suddenly Salad pasta salad mix in your cupboard?
ImaLamer: no, broke and starving
RudyValencia: oh
RudyValencia: I was gonna say
ImaLamer: haha i wish
ImaLamer: i have peanut butter
RudyValencia: what do I do?
CaptainKirk: RudyValencia: Sell the computer
RudyValencia: but then I'll be bored.
RudyValencia: besides it's Dad's.
CaptainKirk: Well
RudyValencia: Mom and Dad are broke too.
CaptainKirk: http:/&#8203;/&#8203;vark.com/&#8203; << post your question here
evilmquin!~mquin@freenode/staff/mquin left the room. (Ping timeout: 612 seconds)
CaptainKirk: And hope
RudyValencia: I've got some $2 bills (three regular ones and a red one) in a lockbox
RudyValencia: I would hate to spend them but looks like I may have to
RudyValencia: if only to avoid eating 15-year-old pasta salad &#58382;
CaptainKirk: RudyValencia:
CaptainKirk: I linked you to Aardvark
CaptainKirk: Go there
CaptainKirk: Make an account or sign in with FB
CaptainKirk: And ask what to do
RudyValencia: You think someone will give me money that way?
CaptainKirk: &#58377; lol no
CaptainKirk: RudyValencia: There's a box of circa-1995 Betty Crocker Suddenly Salad pasta salad mix in my cupboard.
CaptainKirk: RudyValencia: what do i do
CaptainKirk: O to Aardvark and ask that ^
RudyValencia: I've asked it...
RudyValencia: "I'm looking for someone now to answer your question about betty crocker&#133; You'll get an email or IM when I find an answer."
CaptainKirk: Hit edit
CaptainKirk: Change Betty croket to money
CaptainKirk: And wait
RudyValencia: "(From Nick K./26/M/London,UK, Re: **Betty Crocker**)
RudyValencia: Eat the cardboard because that mix is probably stale"
CaptainKirk: …
RudyValencia: done
CaptainKirk: …
CaptainKirk: WhatComment: FreeNode / ##Hi_Jack_This ( irc://irc.freenode.net/##hi_jack_this | irc://irc.ipv6.freenode.net/##hi_jack_this )
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