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#303637* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<cotton> so today at work i had to spell this asian guys name over the phone to some caller.
<cotton> i forgot what his name was (was something like zhafu?).
<cotton> anyways notice the last two letters in that name?
<cotton> i got to say F U to a caller today because of that |
#303677* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<LTCrayola> well, my internet is still retarded
<LTCrayola> and I don't want to have to call tech support.
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<LTCrayola> hahahaha this time it's REALLY fixed. :D
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#303890* (?/35) ⚐Flag
[18:25] CaptainKirk|Mac: Hello, I have a problem with the standalone server can anyone help?
[18:25] ct|kyle: what type of problem
[18:25] sinewav is now known as sine|afk.
[18:25] CaptainKirk|Mac: [link removed]
[18:25] tronner: Title: Last login: Sun Aug 22 18:08:5 - British English not found - 01bMEtsp - [link removed] (at [link removed] )
[18:27] CaptainKirk|Mac: Also, I'm not sure if it's supposed to be a Unix application?
[18:27] CaptainKirk|Mac: I mounted the disk image and got a folder rather than a .app file or installer…
[18:28] ct|kyle: hmm, i don't know much about the mac release stuff maybe dlh does
[18:29] CaptainKirk|Mac: There was a Unix executable, so I launched it in Terminal and got what I posted at [link removed]
[18:29] tronner: Title: Last login: Sun Aug 22 18:08:5 - British English not found - 01bMEtsp - [link removed] (at [link removed] )
[19:30] CaptainKirk|Mac: soooooooo…
[19:30] CaptainKirk|Mac: Is anyone actually going to help me or should I just look somewhere else?
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[all links have been replaced with “ [link removed] ” ]Comment: FreeNode / #armagetron || irc.freenode.net irc.ipv6.freenode.net
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#304096* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<+Jormundgand> Man, I hate moon pies, they're so deceiving. On the outside, they look like a normal snack cake, maybe cream filled. But then you bite into them, and they're strange and unwelcoming
<@Loskene> you described bunny boiler women perfectly there |
#304985* (?/35) ⚐Flag
My synesthesia indicates my guest room is haunted by Matt Smith. |
#305025* (?/35) ⚐Flag
I'll just pretend to be Karen Gillan until I am either her or a graduate student. |
#305050* (?/35) ⚐Flag
*Checks under Stonehenge*: Nope! Nothing Emo down here. Just the Human version of Macaroni and Cheese... |
#305056* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Nobody kill themsevles! We still don't know whether re-incarnation is real! Confirmation that the Whoniverse is Reality is not expected until 2012, but Down Syndrome Doctor never expects anything, so... |
#305061* (?/35) ⚐Flag
According to my calculations, Prisoner Zero does not jizz, he pisses. It looks more like the other one though... Paradox! I suppose this is what happens when Twilight Writers divide by zero... |
#305062* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Mixelica: He's back...
BillMaher: I hate it when people say that... |
#305138* (?/35) ⚐Flag
The Westons live to stuff pills down your throat (or at least give therapy), but the Greys lay traps. Don't trust either Human Type. |
#305142* (?/35) ⚐Flag
So I thought: That's it. I can't take this anymore. It's time I orchestrated this Bizarre Seasonal Mood Cycle to my advantage, and find an obsession to focus on. My obsession then "borrowed" my idea (or I'm just insane). |
#305143* (?/35) ⚐Flag
What comes up must come down. I managed to escape depression for most of December while my my favorite character suffered endlessly. Come the Twelve Days of Cristmas, this trend reversed itself, and it was my turn to suffer. |
#305185* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Disclaimer: The following text is a work of fiction.
The Cast of the ''Jersey Shore''! Brought to you by... The Stonehenge Familiy! Who's a cute little British Edward Cullen! Who has nice strong tee-OW!!! |
#305063* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Disclaimer of Ass Coverage: All Celebrity Fake Quotes from Mixelica are a result of satire, paraody, or some other fakness of hilarity bullshit. |
#265096* (?/36) ⚐Flag
I don't want to see threads like this whonews.,Comment: I don't want to see threads like this whonews.,
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#280215* (?/36) ⚐Flag
You Really Have To Check This OneYou Might Like This Site, Check itComment: You Really Have To Check This OneYou Might Like This Site, Check it
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#302950* (?/62) ⚐Flag
HnitwK Cool lol hey bla bla bla blaComment: HnitwK Cool lol hey bla bla bla bla
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#302355* (?/8) ⚐Flag
* nuintari facepalms
<nuintari> user called me on a vonage phone to report their internet was down |
#310476* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<thebug> systemd and docker -- THE FUTURE
<jbenedetto> hahaha
<thebug> it sounds a lot like SMF+Zones, except those actually worked and were secure
<thebug> LXC ... wat
<jbenedetto> welcome to Poetterix
<thebug> can we have beatrix potterix instead?
<thebug> I feel like that'd suck a whole lot less |
#308749* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<~sith> "gotta wait till i get home to see if i got that email i was expecting"
<~sith> even once you got home, was like 20 minutes
<~sith> let me dialup
<~sith> shit
<~sith> someones one the phone
<TaylorSwift> YES
<~sith> why do i hear people talking into my computer?
<TaylorSwift> my mom while im on the internet "whats wrong with our line...get your dad to call Bell"
<TaylorSwift> "i tried calling all day & it wsa busy"
<TaylorSwift> "don't call here for the next 40 mins, i'm d.l a song"
<~sith> lol yeahComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#308790* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<@acetoline> people who work with $100 million supercomputers write most of their stuff in fortran
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<@shwS> insane
<@acetoline> lol rwg saw fortran and immediately went 'fuck that'
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<@acetoline> fortran
<@shwS> haha |
#308858* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<delrio> is anyone ever going to make windows applications with a gui that doesn't look like total shit?
<DellGuy> delrio, you mean so it doesnt look like windows 8 ?
<Taerom> everything must look like it's made in visual basic 2.0
<Taerom> the windows 8 human interface guidelines (HIG) specifically require ass-ugly GUIsComment: globalgamers #cg
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#310472* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<nail> chemo is my favorite diet |
#310482* (?/5) ⚐Flag
t: BBL, wife yells that i need to go to basement to get christmas stuff :)
c: I did that last night
t: you also got a wife that yells? |