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#305987* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Pikula> I had to reboot my computer cuz msn wasn't working. Found out that my date and time is wrong |
#306109* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<BronzeBeard> hey, I've seen broke back mountain, i know what you mid-westerners do
<DragonM> Do tell. I haven't seen it, so I don't know what we do.
<BronzeBeard> well it starts out like this
<BronzeBeard> ( i)
<BronzeBeard> then it's like *purrt* ( i)~~ D8
<BronzeBeard> then c):-D "virgin ass"
<BronzeBeard> then ( o ) (|===8
<DragonM> Saw that coming...
<BronzeBeard> and ((==8
<DragonM> One liner ascii pr0n. Only on IRC...
<BronzeBeard> and then like ((===8 ((=8 ((===8 ((=8 ((===8 ((=8 ((===8 ((=8 ((===8
<BronzeBeard> finally it ends like this: :o ~(|===8
<BronzeBeard> ~,~;
<BronzeBeard> FinComment: #ogre3d office topic
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#306179* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<~miek|shop> 1 = (dongs*5/x)
<~miek|shop> SOLVE FOR DONGS
<Jaek|7540> lolz
<Jaek|7540> >multiple variables
<~miek|shop> paste that to your class and tell them to solve for dongs
<Jaek|7540> that equation has multiple answers
<~miek|shop> i know
<Jaek|7540> dongs could be any number depending on what "x" is :P
<Jaek|7540> DONGS COULD EQUAL 1337
<~miek|shop> furthermore, dongs is always going to be equal to x
<~miek|shop> because 1
<~miek|shop> is answer
<~miek|shop> nowait
<~miek|shop> did i break it
<~miek|shop> oh yeah
<Jaek|7540> lol
<~miek|shop> x is going to be
<~miek|shop> 5 times dongs
<~miek|shop> derp
<Jaek|7540> this is a ridiculous conversation.
<Jaek|7540> :P
<~miek|shop> lol
<Jaek|7540> imagine a math professor looking at us going "X is equal to 5 times dongs"
<~miek|shop> its an awesome conversation
<~miek|shop> lol
<Jaek|7540> math would be so much more awesome if variables were pervy body parts
<~miek|shop> lol yeah
<Jaek|7540> "Boobies^2sqrt(goatse+2)=dongs+2(cunt/ass)
<~miek|shop> so really there aren't multiple answers, there is one constant answer
<~miek|shop> dongs = x*5
<~miek|shop> er
<~miek|shop> m
<~miek|shop> i wrote that backwards
<Jaek|7540> lol
<~miek|shop> dongs = x/5
<~miek|shop> is the answer
<~miek|shop> YOU GET AN F
<Jaek|7540> lol
<Jaek|7540> yes, that is the answer, but if we wanted dongs to equal a real number...
<~miek|shop> yeah
<~miek|shop> that
<Jaek|7540> technically I am still correct }:A
<~miek|shop> lolalgebraComment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
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#306420* (?/24) ⚐Flag
[3:46pm] <Connor> it was like 20 inches long
[3:47pm] <Dylan> wow
[3:47pm] <Connor> and my friend's sister pulled it and would not let go
[3:47pm] <Connor> and i wanted to punch her ahahaComment: #amici on irc.mibbit.net
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#306785* (?/24) ⚐Flag
(+George) is a Bahamut conf diffrent from a unreal conf |
#306905* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<@aerial> im hating game they way i like
<@aerial> what is wrong with that
<+karata> it'd be nice if you knew what you were hating
<@aerial> why
<@aerial> it wouldnt be nice at all
<@aerial> it is best way to hate things, you despise it so much, you dont even know what you hating
<@aerial> it is bringing hate to another level
<+karata> :(
<+archon256> aerial is so srs about hating
<+archon256> maximally optimized hatingComment: hatin' is serious business.
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#308428* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Stormgren> question is, do I have any PNP in the junkbox at home
<Stormgren> I have 2n2222 coming out my ears
<Stormgren> I really should stock up my home stuff with PFETs and PNP
<myself> Hence the plethorae of same now in the drawers at your hackerspace :)
<Stormgren> *sigh* Yeah, I know. I should just throw a fiver in there and grab a few to take
<myself> Save on shipping, anyway.
<Stormgren> So when I have the urge to solder something but can't make it to the space for whatever reason, I can do so.
<myself> URGE TO SOLDER
<myself> should be a trackable stat
<myself> Word/Excel overdose, urge to solder reaching critical levels!Comment: #i3detroit
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#308545* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<leviathan> I want to get number one, but fleshlight is a scary mod
<leviathan> *flashlight |
#309038* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<@Jaz> Tenari are you m or f?
<@Brewster> Tenari: say yes
<Tenari> I'yes
Brewster dances
Jaz walks to corner
Jaz sits in chair
Jaz stares at wall
<@Jaz> :l
<@Brewster> don't forget your dunce cap
Jaz stands
Jaz picks up baseball
<@Brewster> oh shat
[01:52:02] Jaz throws it at brewster
[01:52:02] Brewster ducksComment: #date on rizon | Perfect Timing | Yes the timestamps are necessary.
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#310196* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks.
<Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL |
#296918* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah__> FastLizard4: Did you have data on infinity?
<FastLizard4> fahadsadah__: No
<fahadsadah__> It turns out `rm -rfv /*` isn't a super-fun-happy-slide. |
#300275* (?/24) ⚐Flag
* jdingman opened the .pot file and started smoking it
< waclaw> jdingman\a: watch out for your .mo |
#301255* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Octopussy> Hybrid = HybridSin?
<nil> no
<Octopussy> oh ok
<Hybrid> never make that mistake again
<Octopussy> forgiveness please
<Hybrid> ok
<Octopussy> this is why i insulted you a few weeks ago
<nil> it's not wise to call thuggles HybridSin
<Octopussy> mistook you for HybridSin
<Hybrid> fuck me in the ass
<Octopussy> me?
<Hybrid> yes
<Octopussy> gladly!
<Octopussy> 8===D (_)_)
<nil> ...
<Octopussy> 8===(D)_)
<Hybrid> shit happens nil, sorry you had to see it bro
<Octopussy> 8===(=)_)
<Octopussy> insertion complete
<Hybrid> felt great pal
<Octopussy> np |
#206713* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Seriously> I refuse to play a server where I have absolutely nothing.
<Seriously> Only reason I don't hax crusade is because I'm already rich
<Seriously> ;~;
<Seriously> Rich in friendship.
<Seriously> /endgay |
#219877* (?/25) ⚐Flag
(asdfman): so sam
(asdfman): that mousse cake was teh horrible
(asdfman): teh incident i mean
(+MP3KSC): o rly
(+MP3KSC): oh
(+MP3KSC): i was gonna ask is that why you dropped it |
#227732* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Punk not deadComment: Punk not dead
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#297417* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Real,Comment: Real,
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#306049* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<GossamerFawn> I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU
<GossamerFawn> PEEK AT YOU EVOLVES INTO PEDOPHILE.
<GossamerFawn> PEDOPHILE IS TRYING TO LEARN RAPE.
<GossamerFawn> BUT PEDOPHILE CAN'T LEARN ANY MORE MOVES
<GossamerFawn> DELETE ONE TO MAKE ROOM FOR RAPE?
<GossamerFawn> WHICH MOVE SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN?
<GossamerFawn> PEDOPHILE FORGOT LURK AND LEARNED RAPE.Comment: Gotta "catch" en all, hehehe
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#306850* (?/35) ⚐Flag
bobbens: off to watch some tentacle pr0n, ciao
BlueProtoman: What |
#307541* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<@{unimatrix}> .ping 98.277.65.204
<+MCBans_Helpbot> Error: [Errno -2] Name or service not known
<@Crashkitty> uni
<@{unimatrix}> yessssss
<@Crashkitty> what the hell are you doing?
<@{unimatrix}> pinging
<@Crashkitty> lolComment: owned
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#307600* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<TheBadShepperd> I heard you were going to 'send a formal letter about me to mr_flea'
<TheBadShepperd> Firstly, mr_flea isn't my boss.
<TheBadShepperd> Secondly, what I do in channels is my responsiblity.
<TheBadShepperd> Thirdly, you've got a great case with the evasion just to call me a dick.
<adpaolucci> evasion, of what sorts? When have I evaded your authority?
<TheBadShepperd> When I quieted you, and you rejoined with a different IP.
<adpaolucci> That was to state the fact that you gave no prior warning to the issue at hand
<TheBadShepperd> I don't have to give you a prior warning.
<adpaolucci> and the point of that was the OP's at the time had no problem with my activity in the channel it self
<TheBadShepperd> Thats because they were all *asleep*.
<TheBadShepperd> And I really don't have time to argue, seeing as how the network is splitting every twenty minutes.
<adpaolucci> Then why when i showed the full log to TheBoss he had no problem with my actions at that time
<TheBadShepperd> But if you have a problem with me, you can say so to my face.
<adpaolucci> then why start this conversation with me
<TheBadShepperd> And when you do, I'll tell you I don't care.
<TheBadShepperd> Because having you think you won annoys me.
<adpaolucci> or the thought of me winning annoys you |
#308421* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<+Moon_Dog3VO> wake up people
<+OldManRiver> too busy watching you and kitten getting it on
* Moon_Dog3VO takes kitten to back room and closes the door
<+kitten> wait what
<+Moon_Dog3VO> lol
<+Moon_Dog3VO> kitten: shhhh just go with it
<+OldManRiver> hahaha, Moon_Dog3VO is that your usual technique
<+Moon_Dog3VO> no, i wait till she starts talking and i put my finger on her lips and say"shh"
Join: Tsunami1
<+Moon_Dog3VO> then
<+Moon_Dog3VO> i slide my finger down between her breasts, past her bellybutton
<+OldManRiver> and grab the chicken out of her KFC bucket?
<+Moon_Dog3VO> into her pants and right in her vagina
<+Moon_Dog3VO> i call it the fish hook
* Moon_Dog3VO is classy
* Moon_Dog3VO pets Tsunami1
<+VIPPER> wut
<+Tsunami1> Wat
<+Moon_Dog3VO> lmao
* bradleigh lols
<+kitten> what
<@bradleigh> kitten: SHH
<+kitten> NO
* kitten runs away
<@bradleigh> aw
* OldManRiver stands in the door and licks his lips at kitten
<@bradleigh> next time Moon_Dog3VO
* Moon_Dog3VO sighs |
#302163* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Melody Cao> err..totally 笨蛋
<Daniel Choi> Quote from the R-tarded "Camera whore"(quote from Sally): "err..totally" stupid ("笨蛋").
<YinTuan Pang> you can never take too much pictures :D
<Melody Cao> haha yeah
<Daniel Choi> meh.. ==
<Melody Cao> and btw daniel..she justz adds in the "camera" bit cuz she knwz im just too nice to be a "whore" so yeah
HAHA unlyk you daniel
jokes xP
hey dude imma sorree kay?
wink* at *the prson hu luvz me*...
im gna stop being an "imature prick* from NOW ON
haha
<Daniel Choi> Uh.... who loves you???
<Melody Cao> er..no one
so..am i forgiven honey?
<Daniel Choi> No.
<Daniel Choi> And who is this "honey" person?
<Melody Cao> YOOUU
<Daniel Choi> *Spews*
<Melody Cao> NO..YUR NT DE ONE HU "LOVE ME" LOL
BUT YU WER THE "HONEY" I WAZ REFERING TO..TO FORGIVE ME..UGH
<Daniel Choi> You're not forgiven and stop calling me "honey". I'm not food. ==Comment: (This is Real... I just took out the time and the "Report" 'cause it looked confusing with all of them in it...)
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#302805* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Love your posts! But I was trying to add your RSS feed and your posts were coming up cut off. Know how I can fix that?
-BrunoComment: Love your posts! But I was trying to add your RSS feed and your posts were coming up cut off. Know how I can fix that?
-Bruno
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#303634* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<otako> Moon_Doggy: wanna play yandere?
<Moon_Doggy> na going to bed
<otako> i hate you
Stealthy_> lol
* otako sets ban on *!*@174-28-239-10.albq.qwest.net
* otako has kicked otako from #anime (otako)
<Stealthy_> hmm
<Moon_Doggy> ....
<Moon_Doggy> did he ban himself
<Moon_Doggy> wtf
<Stealthy_> looks like it..
<Stealthy_> wow |